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This week, on Survivor: CHOCOLATE IS THE ENEMY.
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This week, on Survivor: CHOCOLATE IS THE ENEMY.

Tonight, on Survivor: Coach cries. Also some other stuff, but it's mostly just an hour of crying. Oh, and also there's a TOTALLY AWESOME BLINDSIDE!

Tonight, on Survivor: James manages to ruin his entire reputation in the span of twenty minutes, and Rob gets the flu, and/or crybaby-itis. I have a feeling he caught it from James.

You guys, Survivor's back! And this time, all of your favorite and least favorite people are returning! Again! For the third time! We've got a two hour premiere to get to, so let's get rolling, shall we?
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: They're Baaaaaaaaaaaack" »

Seriously, can you stop talking about how you got robbed? I just want you and your tiny, tiny shirt to go away.
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: No One Cares, Russell" »

So we're actually going to do things a little differently this year and start with the reunion, for a couple of reasons. For one, there's actually more to discuss in the reunion than in the finale itself, and also I'm sure you guys are just itching to throw in your two cents on the outcome. And it turns out that I kind of have a lot to say about this. So...away we go!
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: What Makes A Winner" »

Tonight, on Survivor: God is like "Yeah, this season sucks and I want nothing to do with any of you. If you need me, I'll just be off SOLVING REAL PROBLEMS. JERKS."
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: Prayer Warriors Untie! Er....Unite!" »

Tonight, on Survivor: it's two episodes in one! Also, people finally figure out that it might be a good thing to get rid of Russell at some point.
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: Bowling League of Terror" »

This week, on Survivor: Shambo really, seriously believes that she is an instrument of God. She's like Tim Tebow, but with less crying! Okay, with more crying.