November 16, 2009

Survivor: Lightning Strikes Twice

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REMEMBER THIS FACE, FOR IT WILL SPELL YOUR DOOM, LAURA.

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November 10, 2009

Survivor Photocap: Merging The Tribes

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We're doing something different and rocking the Photocap this week, because I don't want you guys to have to wait any longer to discuss what turned out to be a totally rad episode. So, here goes!

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November 2, 2009

Shambo The Decider

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Tonight, on Survivor: Shambo is made the leader of Galu. Yes, that really happened.

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October 25, 2009

Survivor: Purple Rain

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Tonight, on Survivor: The most miserable episode ever. You might as well ask me to recap Schindler's List.

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October 20, 2009

Survivor: Keeping It Down


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There are no Balloon Boy jokes in the entirety of this recap. You are welcome.

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October 13, 2009

Survivor: Choking The Chickens

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.....aaaaaand also letting them escape.

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October 5, 2009

Survivor: Score One For People Who Are Not Racist


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Tonight, on Survivor: This face. Also, white supremacists everywhere weep.

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September 28, 2009

Survivor: Finger Guns

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Tonight, on Survivor: Finger Guns, people. The line to hate this guy forms to the left.

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September 21, 2009

Survivor: The Quest For Camera Time

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Tonight, on Survivor: I'M NOT WATCHING LYDIA AND NATALIE ANYMORE! YESSSS! Also, some attention-loving jerk burns a few things.

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May 21, 2009

Survivor Reunion: Lie Detector Fest

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It's reunion time! After this, we can all forget that Coach exists!

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November 16, 2009:Survivor: Lightning Strikes Twice
November 10, 2009:Survivor Photocap: Merging The Tribes
November 2, 2009:Shambo The Decider
October 25, 2009:Survivor: Purple Rain
October 20, 2009:Survivor: Keeping It Down
October 13, 2009:Survivor: Choking The Chickens
October 5, 2009:Survivor: Score One For People Who Are Not Racist
September 28, 2009:Survivor: Finger Guns
September 21, 2009:Survivor: The Quest For Camera Time
May 21, 2009:Survivor Reunion: Lie Detector Fest
May 20, 2009:Survivor: Man Friends
May 17, 2009:Survivor: FINALLY
May 10, 2009:Survivor: No Principals
May 3, 2009:Survivor: More Like Dragon S-Liar!
April 27, 2009:Survivor: Tyson vs. HolyFAILd
April 20, 2009:Survivor: Opinions Are Like...Wait, How Does The Rest Go?
April 12, 2009:Survivor: And Now, The Most Anticlimactic Episode Ever
April 6, 2009:Survivor: Hide The Idol, Jerk
March 16, 2009:Survivor: Faking It
March 9, 2009:Survivor: Sex and Beans
March 1, 2009:Survivor: Quit Making Faces
February 22, 2009:Survivor: Hot Girl on Girl Action
February 15, 2009:Survivor: The Many Faces of Sandy
February 8, 2009:Survivor Tocantins: A Preview
December 19, 2008:Survivor Reunion: Crystal Is Actually A Gold Medalist
December 16, 2008:Survivor: My Tears Make The Decisions Around Here
December 13, 2008:Survivor: No, You're Not
December 7, 2008:Survivor: Bob Does Not Teach Art
November 23, 2008:Survivor: Sugar is Sweet
November 18, 2008:Survivor: Swimfan'd!
November 9, 2008:Survivor: Who The Hell Is Susie?
November 5, 2008:Survivor: Finally, Something Happens
October 30, 2008:Survivor: Kota Wins, We All Lose
October 20, 2008:Survivor: People Quitting and Getting Hit In The Face
October 14, 2008:Survivor: People Who Suck Wear Red Now
October 6, 2008:Survivor: A Map? For Real?
September 27, 2008:Survivor: Crap-frica
May 18, 2008:Survivor: Really? Parvati?
May 9, 2008:Survivor: Committing Hair-a-kiri
May 8, 2008:Survivor: James and the Giant OH MY GOD, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
April 29, 2008:Survivor: If I Hear Someone Say 'Eat the Apple' One More Time...
April 22, 2008:Survivor: Things Finally Get Interesting
April 19, 2008:Survivor: Meet the Fo-Shizzle Tribe
April 9, 2008:Survivor: Crying Over Bad Hair
April 2, 2008:Survivor: Remember When Some of These People Were Cool?
March 13, 2008:Survivor: FYI - The Weak People Also Get A Vote
March 6, 2008:Survivor: Joel's Paranoia Is Bigger Than His Head
February 28, 2008:Survivor: And Now, For Something Awkward
February 25, 2008:Survivor: And Now, a Special Announcement
February 9, 2008:Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites and Jonny Fairplay
December 20, 2007:Survivor: Tiny Mormons 1, Lunchladies 0
December 16, 2007:Survivor: Fourth Is The New First
December 10, 2007:Survivor: Meet the Mullets
December 5, 2007:Survivor: Dig It
November 19, 2007:Survivor: Pay No Attention To The Giant Who Is Currently Gnawing On Your Leg
November 12, 2007:I've Seen Better Strategy In An Episode of Spongebob Squarepants
November 8, 2007:Survivor: You Have Not Lived Until You've Heard Probst Say "Whatup"
October 26, 2007:Survivor: The Long Way Around
October 17, 2007:Survivor: Sudoku - The Silent Killer
October 15, 2007:Survivor: The Stereotype Olympics
October 7, 2007:Survivor: Hippos Need Love Too
September 29, 2007:Survivor: Needs Less Dave and More Panda
September 22, 2007:The Official Survivor: China Panda Count Now Stands At One
May 25, 2007:Finale, Part 3: Dreamz and the Moustache of Destiny
May 23, 2007:Survivor Finale, Part 2: Enjoy the Truck! And the Soul Crushing Guilt!
May 17, 2007:Survivor Finale, Part 1: Faceplants Are Even Better In Slow Motion
May 11, 2007:Get Out Of My Dreamz, Get Into My Car
May 7, 2007:Dreamz is Officially Scarier Than Freddy Kreuger
April 30, 2007:It's All About The Placement Of The Poor Sports
April 24, 2007:And Now, The Best Episode of Survivor Ever
April 15, 2007:Purple is the New WTF
April 8, 2007:Our Long National Nightmare Is Now Over
April 3, 2007:You Can't Stop The Rock
March 25, 2007:Everyone Who's Annoying, Step to the Left, Please.
March 10, 2007:Clash of the Stupid Nicknames
March 2, 2007:Ravu Wins a Challenge! Sort Of!
February 26, 2007:Recap: The Slip and Slide Follies
February 19, 2007:Recap: Survivor: Do You Know What Time It Is? Tool Time!
February 12, 2007:Recap: Survivor: You Smell That? 
January 19, 2007:America's Next Top TVgasm Writer: Island Edition!
December 19, 2006:Recap: Survivor: This Reunion Is Music To My Ears!
December 18, 2006:Recap: Survivor: And The Most Powerful Race Is...
December 15, 2006:Recap: Survivor: The Old Hat Trick
December 12, 2006:Recap: Survivor: One False Step...
December 3, 2006:Recap: Survivor: Seriously, This Show Has To Stop Being So Awesome.
November 17, 2006:Recap: Survivor: White Supremacy?
November 10, 2006:Recap: Survivor: White Lies...
November 3, 2006:Recap: Survivor: More Puzzling Than Ever
October 20, 2006:A Textbook Survivor Sighting!
:Don't Get Choked Up: You're All Going To Tribal Council!
October 18, 2006:Newsgasm: Amazing, Survivor finales set
October 13, 2006:Hug It Out, Bitch
October 6, 2006:Nice Boobies!
October 3, 2006:All Together Now
September 24, 2006:Where's The Love?
September 15, 2006:A Day At The Races
July 5, 2006:From Soft Core to Hard Time?
May 16, 2006:Jeff Probst Wears Denim and Cirie Wins a Truck
May 15, 2006:Blood, Fire, and Upsets: The Survivor Finale!
May 12, 2006:Facing The Fire
May 5, 2006:Where's The Love?
May 3, 2006:It Could Be Yours!
April 28, 2006:TVgasm Gets Advance Look at New Blackberry Models
:Divide and Conquer
April 21, 2006:I'd Like To Buy A Bowel
April 20, 2006:Who Is This Child?
April 14, 2006:Sharing Is Caring
April 9, 2006:Idol Threats
March 31, 2006:Hang In There!
March 10, 2006:The Wrong Stuff
March 4, 2006:Off With Their Heads!
February 24, 2006:Deuces Wild!
February 20, 2006:Run For The Money
February 13, 2006:Shane of Fools
February 5, 2006:Down On Exile Island
February 3, 2006:Jeff Probst and Survivor's Exile-ent Adventure
January 4, 2006:So You Want to Meet Jeff Probst
December 14, 2005:One Last Hurrah
December 12, 2005:Smell Ya Later, Guatemala!
December 9, 2005:UPDATED : Eye Spy a Reality Double Take
:The Price Is Wrong Bitch
December 3, 2005:Scumbags!
November 28, 2005:Time for a Hail Mary?
November 22, 2005:That Was Crazy!
November 16, 2005:NFL Blitz?
November 6, 2005:Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun, Double the Immunity Idols
October 30, 2005:Enough Chocolate to Make Your Head Spin
October 24, 2005:Tribal Council? Let's Make That a Double
October 17, 2005:All That Glitters is Not Golden Boy
October 7, 2005:Breaking Up is Hard to Do
October 4, 2005:White Women Can't Jump
September 27, 2005:Take My Breath Away
September 20, 2005:Boot and Rally
September 15, 2005:I Feel Your Pain
:Reminder - TVgasm Survivor Pick 'Em
September 12, 2005:Survivor Guatemala - Another Chance to Win
September 7, 2005:Survivor: Hoosegow
August 20, 2005:From the Distracting Cameo Department
July 19, 2005:TVgasm's Reality Star Career Update of the Day
May 16, 2005:CBS Announces Survivor Winner; Rob and Amber Still Manage to Get A Prize
May 13, 2005:The Fifth Wheel
May 12, 2005:Reality Double Take
:Solid As A Rock?
May 4, 2005:Smile For The Camera, Ambah!
April 29, 2005:Ian Bathes With Another Man, Almost Gets Crabs
April 28, 2005:The Tribe Has Not Spoken
April 20, 2005:The Power of One
April 12, 2005:Come On Baby Light My Fire
April 10, 2005:Survivor Alum is Good for Some PDA
April 5, 2005:Sending Out an S.O.S.
March 28, 2005:Getting In The Box Can Be So Hard
March 17, 2005:Good Show? Let's Take a Vote!
March 14, 2005:Rumble In The Jungle
March 8, 2005:Lame Duck
March 1, 2005:A Breasted Development
February 22, 2005:Survival of the Fittest
February 14, 2005:TVgasm Survivor Preview - Your Chance to Win
December 13, 2004:Lying Liars and the People Who Vote for Them
December 10, 2004:Chris Works Both Sides While Eliza Burns Yet Another Bridge
December 3, 2004:Twila's House Falls on Ami's Head
November 28, 2004:Twila Shows Chris Where to Find His Balls
November 21, 2004:The Guys Take a Shot at Scout's Back Door
November 12, 2004:Somebody Throw These Guys A Bone
November 8, 2004:On Borrowed Time
October 29, 2004:I Am the Napster
October 22, 2004:If You Got It, Sunbathe It
October 18, 2004:Chasing Ami
October 15, 2004:Different Tribes, Same Result
October 7, 2004:You Da Man
October 1, 2004:That's Why They Play the Game
September 24, 2004:You Can't Please All the People All of the Time
September 17, 2004:Battle of the Hexes
September 2, 2004:Survivor Vanuatu: We Fall In To a Burning Ring of Fire
August 17, 2004:TVgasm Non-Exclusive: New Survivor Cast!
June 21, 2004:From The Jenna Files: A Frog In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
June 20, 2004:From the Jenna Files: Whatever You Can Do, I Can Do Better
May 24, 2004:In Brief: Faking The Video and Rupert
May 15, 2004:Survivor Season Report Card: The Good, The Bad, and The Rupert
May 14, 2004:Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (And Yell Really Loudly Too)?
May 13, 2004:I Don't Know What You've Been Thinkin'