From Soft Core to Hard Time? - 
by J-Unit
Soon to be featured on The Smoking Gun, tvgasm reader carewski noted in the forums that the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported today that Survivor: Thailand winner Brian Heidik was arrested on domestic violence and animal cruelty charges and appeared today in court in Douglas County. For those of you who may not have watched Survivor Thailand, Brian was a softcore porn actor whose work included such greats as Virgins of Sherwood Forest and Passions' Obsession.
Apparently all of that simulated sex did nothing to help his anger issues as he is accused of simple battery against his wife, and just in case you were holding off on calling him the biggest asshole on earth, he was also charged with shooting his dog with a bow and arrow. I'm not sure what caused all of this, but I am sure these are not the kind of fireworks he was hoping for this week. Now all that is left is to figure out what to do with this guy. I think putting him in a cell with Richard Hatch might be a good start.



Comments
Man, there is a special place in hell for a man who would shoot a puppy.
Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie
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July 5, 2006 11:18 AM(#1 of 15)
This jerk is the Asshole to end all assholes. Who the hell shoots his own dog with a bow and arrow? What the hell did the poor thing do anyway? Any idea how the dog is doing? Same thing should be done to this prick.
Posted by: boomersmommy
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July 5, 2006 11:22 AM(#2 of 15)
J-Unit, can I get a shout out for bringing this to the 'gasm's attention?
Not that I'm needy for the attention, or anything, but, well, maybe I am.
Posted by: carewski
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July 5, 2006 12:01 PM(#3 of 15)
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported that the motive for the attack on the dog was that the dog was dry humping his leg and apparently Brian thought the dog was trying to copy his patented moves as seen so often on Cinemax late-night.
Posted by: JasonR
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July 5, 2006 12:41 PM(#4 of 15)
LOL - Good one JasonR! :)
From what I read, it was a puppy that wandered onto his property. AND I read that his wife was a former Playboy bunny. Find us pics, J-Unit! After you give Carewski a shout out, of course.
Posted by: Clair
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July 5, 2006 1:11 PM(#5 of 15)
I think Jason's story is better than the truth. The AJC says it was someone else's dog, a puppy, and it was crossing his property (*gasp*).
The dog was not seriously hurt (although it was hit below the rib cage, showing he was trying to kill it). According to his wife, he said "I'm tired of stupid dogs on my back porch."
He apparently grabbed his estranged wife's face and shoved her, causing injuries.
Alcohol and extreme stupidity are suspected in both incidents.
Posted by: BigMax
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July 5, 2006 1:14 PM(#6 of 15)
I thought he was gay.
Huh, go figger.
The puppy was 12-16 weeks old. It will be okay. But this guy needs to be put in a cell with Big Bubba from PETA. Not with Richard Hatch. What an asshole.
Posted by: subgenre
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July 5, 2006 1:15 PM(#7 of 15)
Thanks for the updates. Just wondering...is animal abuse a felony in GA? Hope so.
Posted by: boomersmommy
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July 5, 2006 1:49 PM(#8 of 15)
He's charged with a misdemeanor. I don't know about the status of GA law (they might have been able to charge him with a felony if he killed the dog).
Posted by: BigMax
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July 5, 2006 2:40 PM(#9 of 15)
I read that he mistook the puppy for a coyote. Yeah, puppy...coyote. I could see how you could make that mistake.
Apparently, he hit his wife because he thought she was a giant spider.
Posted by: dactyl
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July 5, 2006 2:41 PM(#10 of 15)
They'll soon have enough people to do a Survivor: Jail All-Stars.
Posted by: Lymon
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July 6, 2006 12:34 AM(#11 of 15)
Hey Lymon, a "Survivor: Jailhouse" spinoff, you could be on to something there. A group of intrepid contestants volunteer to spend 39 days in general population at a maximum security penitentiary, maybe the notorious "Pelican Bay" in CA. Last one left gets a million bucks. I'd watch it, if only to watch some douchebag like Jase from BB get assraped.
Posted by: JasonR
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July 6, 2006 6:40 AM(#12 of 15)
Wasn't this the same guy who looked like he wanted to strangle his wife when she showed off all his expensive belongings on his video from home? It doesn't surprise me that he has anger issues...
Posted by: chick110
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July 6, 2006 1:02 PM(#13 of 15)
Why are there no kick-off survivor posts?
Posted by: geewits
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September 13, 2006 10:02 PM(#14 of 15)
What total white trash, I think Tinkerbell said it best in the first post. Picking on a dog like that, what an ass.
I can't wait for the Survivor: Cook Island post! Trying to give J & B a moment to write it up, though. :)
Posted by: Pandora
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September 15, 2006 7:51 AM(#15 of 15)