We open on our first post Tribal Council night vision of the season, where everyone is discussing the fact that getting rid of Gillian was likely their best bet. Crystal tells us that Gillian was a "major physical weak link". She does not add, "Oh, and also she was annoying as shit. I still have nightmares about her accent." Randy tells us that he doesn't believe that it's possible to win with the Fang tribe over shots of GC attempting to break a large chunk of wood into pieces, and succeeding only in making himself look like an escaped mental patient. That's when you know might be doomed: when you're locked in a battle of wits with a piece of wood, and the wood is winning decisively.

Credits. Hey, did you hear that Gabon is "Earth's Last Eden"? The population of Eden, North Carolina does not approve.

On Day 7, the Fang tribe has already consumed half of their rice supply. Randy, who has mysteriously become the voice of reason despite the fact that his skull has been caved in, addresses the situation by suggesting that they stop eating three square meals a day and reduce that number to two. GC is the only one who disagrees, telling Randy there's no reason why GC himself should be punished for the wasteful sins of people who have already been voted out. Yes, I'm sure Michelle and Gillian were total hogs. Douche.

Randy rolls his eyes at this, telling us that GC is a cancer on the tribe. It took all the way until episode three for someone to bust out that old gem, huh? As further evidence of this, GC approaches Randy while he snoozes in the hut. "So, are you the leader now or something?" GC says. Randy becomes indignant, telling GC (as I'm sure he has a hundred times already) that it was decided that the tribe did not need a designated leader. GC is trying so hard to stick that tag on someone, and it's obvious that he wants someone blame when he inevitably fucks everything up. I mean, Randy is the leader all of a sudden because he still wants to be eating in a week's time? Whatever.

Over at Kota, Marcus fishes in his underwear. He somehow manages to do this without exposing himself. On a side note, ten people e-mailed me a link to the footage of Marcus falling out of his pants during last week's premiere. I love it when you guys e-mail me and all, but it's actually TVGasm policy that all wang-related news items be emailed directly to Flipit. Hey, I don't make the rules, people.

Charlie breaks down Kota's alliances for us: Paloma and Kelly are tight, Sugar has buddied up to Ace, and Charlie himself is still in bed with Corinne, Jacquie and Marcus (he wishes!). He tells us that Bob has no alliance to speak of, but that he is "definitely woo-able", which is not a word. We see evidence of Paloma and Kelly's newfound friendship as they bond over how much they dislike Ace. "I want to gag every time he opens his mouth," Paloma says, citing the fact that he tries to order everyone around all the time. Meanwhile, Sugar cuddles up to Ace in the hut. "Ace and I have some kind of connection," she states. Poseurs tend to run in packs, as I'm sure you're aware from watching The Hills.

Kota receives treemail about the upcoming reward challenge, which hints that the winner will be getting some sort of bedding. At this, Ace declares that Kota should sit their stronger members, since the reward isn't really essential and they want their best possible squad to compete for immunity. He's totally right, but he says it in that tooly way he has that makes people, well...want to barf. In fact, Paloma looks on with a revolted look on her face, as if Ace just told her that he punches terriers in the face during his leisure time.

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