Back at Kota, Bob tells Ace that he's thinking he's voting for either Paloma or Sugar when they have to vote someone out. Ace spends a lot of time insinuating that Paloma is worthless in a bid to save Sugar, but Bob is not biting. In fact, he takes this information to Corrine, telling her that Ace is really worrying him with his obvious attempts to keep Sugar out of the crosshairs. Corrine takes this opportunity to tell Bob about her alliance with Marcus, Charlie and Jacquie, inviting him to join and create a solid majority. Corrine voiceovers that she thinks Bob appreciates it when you speak to him directly, so she tried to take advantage of that and lay things out for him. My question is this: if Bob is worried about an alliance of two, what makes you think he's going to be overjoyed at the news of a four person alliance? Bob is a smart guy, so you'd think his new targets would be now Corrine and her friends, because they're now the biggest threat to his long term safety. I don't see how this news can be comforting to him.

A treemail arrives that contains swimsuits, so these people finally have something else to wear besides their skivvies. It's the end of the underwear era, and it's only episode three. The Immunity Challenge is actually pretty cool: there are these two slip and slides set up, and tribe members have shoot down them and retrieve some tiles from the water at the bottom. Once all the tiles have been collected, one tribe member uses them to solve a mathematical puzzle which will reveal the combination to a safe. The first team to open the safe wins immunity.

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Next weeks challenge: frolic in the sprinkler.

The challenge is really entertaining to watch: Fang actually begins in the lead, but when Susie takes her turn, Corrine catches up to her and overtakes her. Kota actually ends up ahead by a full rotation by the time all of their tiles are collected, giving Bob some extra time to solve the puzzle. Since the puzzle is pretty difficult, Fang is able to do some catching up, and the challenge culminates in a very tense race between Ken and Bob to get the safe unlocked. The teams cheer on their respective dorks, and after several failed attempts by both people, Ken manages to deliver the right combination, giving Fang their first immunity challenge victory. I guess this means GC won't be going home, which is too bad.

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Didn't really expect this to happen.

Back at Kota's camp, Sugar takes Ace out in the boat to tell him that she found the immunity idol. He immediately starts referring to it as "ours", which is gross and obvious. Later, Ace hangs out in the water with the Swimfan Alliance, where they seem to be in agreement about getting rid of Paloma. Paloma herself watches all this from the sidelines, chewing on a piece of grass. "My strategy is to be like the animals and just watch," she says. "And then I'm gonna prounce(sic)." Maybe she should "prounce" on a dictionary before taking further action.

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"I'm really gronna try to gret Ace vroted ourt."

Said prouncing commences immediately as Paloma takes Corrine aside, telling her that Ace deliberately set her up to fail by putting her on the pole against Crystal. She works Corrine over pretty well, to the point that Corrine begins to consider the possibility of removing Ace from the equation. Corrine finally says what we were all thinking: "We can get rid of Paloma later," she says. "I don't trust Ace, and I'm not sure his accent is real." Please, everyone in Florida talks like that.

Armed with a new conspiracy theory, Corrine broaches the idea to Charlie of eliminating Ace. He immediately calls Ace out for trying to make Sugar look competent during the reward challenge, and they agree that Ace is going to be a threat to them down the line. "I dislike so many damn people on this tribe that it's a toss-up," Corrine says. That's the way I feel about The Amazing Race this season.

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Comments (9)

JustJesse:

Good recap!! I didn't even think about the fact that Sugar had a map and Dan didn't...How is that fair? Then again, its Survivor, so what do you expect.

I saw a commercial on TV today that they are picking new tribes this week. I hate when they do that, but its always cool when alliances end up getting split up. So, maybe it will be a good things. Anyways, thanks again for the recap!

Anonymous:

Schoon, you tossed off some of the funniest lines you've gotten off since "Two People I Don't Give A Shit About So Who Cares Theatre."

But: The next time Lil' Marcus comes out for air, are we only supposed to notify Flip? Did no one think to send Foz a link to that naked photo of Dallas from "The Amazing Race"? (Which I'll also take, now that his mother's lawyers have intervened.)

geewits:

I felt like an idiot. All through the beginning of the show I kept saying, "Why are they showing all this Kota strategy, when we know they're not going to tribal council?" As for Sugar's map I thought each successive person got an extra clue. No? I thought they did. Usually I'm on board with the internet majority, but I like Ace. And thanks for the shout out to Eden, NC!

schoonie:

I think they change it up from season to season, as far as giving out successive clues goes. I think they've either done the "4 clues in four different places" thing, or the "the idol is really hard to find, so you get an extra clue every time" thing. They've never done both, like they have this year. And it's never been a map.

itchy:

I don't see the hidden immunity idol adding all that much interest to the game anyway. You'd think they'd come up with something better after all this time.

It always takes me a long while to get into the cast of a new Survivor season. So far I don't really care much about anyone. I kind of like the Pinup.

Although I'll be happy to see GC leave -- he didn't give up so easily when it was a scramble for individual immunity, did he?

Oh yeah...can someone do an experiment and draw some Borat hair and a mustache on Ace's head? I'm just saying...Ace? Really? Why not Snoopy?

mrsc:

Ohhhh was I glad to see the little mouse gone! I actually told Mr C that if I die and he remarries someone who talks like that, I will haunt him forever. He told me not to worry.

Come to think about it, if you had to live with someone who made dogs come running every time you spoke... that is punishment enough.

And LOL on the "send the wanker shots to Flipit first" rule. OK schoonie, you don't make de rules but we can now guess who does! :D

mrsc:

Oh and wanted to add:

thanks for the great recap!

That first screenshot was great; showed how awesome Crystal was- she was pulling both of them! You go girl!

And who was it that gave up their blue jockey's to Paloma and Sugar? Now that is chivalry!

Snootchy Bootches:

The ultimate "Ace is a douchebag" moment for me this episode was when he was talking about how poorly Paloma did in the reward competition. Um... Let's see now. Paloma is about 1/5 the size/weight of Ace, right? Yet the EXACT same two people who took Paloma out also took Ace out! And who did poorly? Oh right... Paloma. A-hole.

malcolms:

This is the 1st time I've visited this site, and I usually never post anything, anywhere. But after reading this, "Randy tells us that he doesn't believe that it's possible to win with the Fang tribe over shots of GC attempting to break a large chunk of wood into pieces, and succeeding only in making himself look like an escaped mental patient. That's when you know might be doomed: when you're locked in a battle of wits with a piece of wood, and the wood is winning decisively." and then the caption in the pic underneath it. I laughed so hard I literally had tears running down my face lol. I hated that GC retard and am so glad that he got booted off. Keep up the good (and hilarious) work! :)

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