To answer your oft asked question, "Where do these people get this stuff to make the idols?", Probst says on his blog that the camps & challenges are purposely decorated with all kinds of doo-dads for just that reason. They love it when fake idols are made.

Anysnore, yup, Joe's boring and Taj can't keep her piehole shut.

Sydney's supposed charms escaped me -- sure, she's pretty enough, but boring as all hell. I'm certain she's the type to just lie there waiting, taking a very very long time of it and making only very very quiet sighing sounds when (if) she's finally done. In other words, why even bother.

Sierra's much much hotter. You just know she's the type to move your head around to exactly where she needs it to be.

Which has me rooting for her team, even though that also means I'm rooting for Coach. And Debra. And Tyson (who I find almost as unlikable as Coach in his own way).

Still, if they get rid of Coach, the whole show might just collapse in on itself, as everyone falls asleep, camera crew, sound guys, prop crews, etc...it's just not happening this season. Maybe it's the editing? Everything just seems tired.

And let's face facts, here. Taj is an idiot. It's the only explanation.

I like Stephen -- well, I will like Stephen if and when he drops the other shoe (in confessional) and admits that this naive bumbling city kid routine is just an act.

Coach annoys me to no end. I know he keeps the show from being boring, but he is so outrageous, it almost makes me long for boring. And what's with the name "Coach"? What is that fuckers real name? I would not call him Coach. I would totally call him by his real name which I'm sure is Melvin or Herman. Coach sucks bung.

Joe needed to quit thinking with his cock. Yes, Sydney was pretty, but how far was that going to get him. Not far at all!!! I actually want to see Joe or Coach go next. Preferably Coach.

Once again, Coach does as little as possible in the challenges. Can't wait for the merger when this giant tool HAS to participate in ALL the challenges. Then we'll see some major failures from Coach, you betcha. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him.

Ben maybe? I think that fuckers real name is Ben.

Wow...never knew Reese Witherspoon used such language! lol You go, Girl! I agree with everything she says, though. His name IS Ben...but I'd have to call him "Benji" just for the hell of it.

I can't stand Coach but his entertainment value keeps me hoping he sticks around (so long as he has 0% chance of winning this thing.) As previous posts have already stated, this season seems a little... sedated... so anything that keeps the curiosity piqued is a good thing. Yes, even (ugh) Coach.

Hopefully there will be a little Probst-mindfucks-Joe-and-tosses-the-fake-idol-into-the-fire action. I don't like him.

I would call him Benjamin every chance I get because I hate that name, and no that is not my name.

Schoonie, Schoonie, Schoonie: Love your recaps, but your take on hockey is way off the mark. Hockey is the LEAST boring sport there is. Some feel that low scoring equals boring. Not true. Maybe if each goal was worth six points it would change that erroneous perception. It's a completely fast-paced and amazing game.

But you're right about Joe. Most of this entire season is a big snoozefest. I keep waiting for something exciting to happen. I thought Taj was going to rock the place, but she seems to be slowy devolving. Maybe everyone's just trying to stay "under the radar" until the merge. Please, somebody step up and save this season!

RE: "He thanks her by creating this amazingly awkward moment where he tries to hold her hand and wrap her up in his arms, and it's just scarily sad for both of them when she locks her arms together and looks beyond uncomfortable. The only thing that could have made this more awkward is the inclusion of a pencil moustache and a tank top."

This could have been a lot more uncomfortable if COACH had been doing it instead of JOE. Ewwww.

I can't believe COACH is getting any. I can't believe any woman would be so desperate to buy into COACH's Rico Suave crap. I bet even crack whores say NO to COACH. I suspect crack whores would rather go through withdrawal than have sex with coach.

BTW: Reese Witherspoon every time you use language like that all the straightee men "touch themselves" inappropriately.
Think about it before you use the C-word again.

I will be humming MacArthur's Park all day now...

I have also begun plotting an appropriate revenge...perhaps creating a looped recording of Coach's most pithy and deep thoughts to play softly in your ear at night while you sleep would be a fair retaliation. You'll find yourself quoting him in no time...

I loathe when people say they peed their pants or sprayed coffee on their monitor in regards to a clever recapper's comment. But this, sir, may well have warranted either or both of those reactions: "It's sort of like watching Hitler run through the sprinkler."

LOL, indeed.

Heh heh, Mr. Dangerous...it's like you're looking through a glazed window wondering just what the heck is going on in there. ;-D

But you perhaps haven't seen The Pickup Artist. The 'Jeff Probst' of that show is probably Coach's hero.

Itchy,

I have not seen The Pickup Artist but I'll rent it to find out what you're alluding to.

It's a television show--it was on VH1 so you can probably still watch episodes at their site.

Brace yourself. :-p

Schoonie, I didn't piss myself or spew anything on the computer, but I did almost choke on a stray Chee-to at the "shrub in the corner of the shot" screencap. Thank you for that.

One thing I am confused (and ashamed) by, I didn't get the thing about the pigs and the barricades at all... normally I can follow you, but you kinda left me in the dust here: "When Coach drops a pig, both teams are tied at thirteen with ten seconds left in the game, and then Tyson makes a last minute throw to Coach, he rubs it in and Timbira wins the reward." Were they supposed to throw the pigs THROUGH the barricade? Where did Coach rub this pig? Is the pig okay? Can he sue the Coach? I'm getting a headache.

Anyhow, the rest of it I pretty much understood, nice job, bugaboo!

love, J-Mo :)

P.S. Mr. Dangerous, actually the Internet Sensation recapped Season Two of "The Pickup Artist" on VH1, there's an archive over her work here.

love, J-Mo :)

Great recap Schoonie. I spit coffee all over my cheetos while peeing my pants.

Does this coach character remind you a little of that guy (Shane? Was that his name? The skinny dude a couple of seasons back that had a son/tattoo named Boston and made a Blackberry out of a stick). Anyway, it's too bad Sydney had to go. She was, uh, fun to watch. Itchy: are you out of your mind? Sierra over Sydney? I don't get it.

Off topic: does anyone know why nobody's capping Dancing with the Stars?

Timberwolf, Yes he was Shane.

I find it so ironic that Taj's careless hiding of the idol saved her from using the idol...if you think about it, Taj probably would have gone home if JT hadn't aligned with Taj and Steve.

Timberrrr!

It's simple:

Shots of Sierra quite often require a blurred out spot in a strategically located position.

Sydney wore a guy's boxer shorts.

I must say her "idol" looked like crap. If I found it I would think it real until proven otherwise... But it still looks fake and crappy.