The good news is that even the worst casting can't undermine the pure joy of a cat fight, and that's what we got right at the top of the show. Eliza was just a wee bit mad at breasty Lisa for backing out of the alliance, a complaint Lisa had leveled at Eliza just two days prior. This spat of course led to lots of dazed looking people in night vision and of course the obligatory shots of crabs scuttling around the beach. Run for cover! The humans are arguing and if we don't move, there will be no symbolic imagery!!!

Anyway, after Eliza served up a fresh cocktail of passive aggression and sort of deserved annoyance, Lisa made her point clear: "I'm not going to be confrontational!" she yelled, uh, confrontationally. Scout meanwhile threw in a dash of her own brand of eco-friendly passive aggression when she said, "My environment is a little polluted. I'm going to sleep." Twila followed, probably sad that Ami's feminine makeover wouldn't be happening that night. As the team settled in for a long, angry night, Lisa nestled in with the older women, a smart move which could keep her in the game just long enough.

Over with the men at Lopevi, young John was complaining about the voting strategy. Like, all the young guys are getting voted off. What's the deal, yo? Actually, what John really said was that "all the good young guys with personality are gone." Yes, those shining personalities. Remember JP and the time he said... that thing? Or Brooke when he was super charismatic about... you know... uh... He was radiant, okay? Just trust me! Besides, the younger guys are more athletic, John said. Brady agreed. The younger guys are quick, nimble, and strong. This was followed by a shot of a coconut landing on Brady's head. Seriously.

Meanwhile, at dysfunction junction - aka the Yasur tribe - the girls eyed a rainbow, which of course prompted Ami to remark that it's a sign that the girls are going to win. Hey, Ami, just so you know, that wasn't a private rainbow. It shone for the guys too. Just saying. Anyway, both tribes made their way over to good ole Jeff Probst and the latest reward challenge. After some mindless banter, Jeff asked one of his favorite questions:

"Wanna know what you're playing for?" Everyone nodded and a black man in a loincloth of sorts appeared by Jeff's side. Well, apparently they're playing for a slave! Oh wait, no. According to Probst, the guy was a "rockstar" on the island. "He knows how to find food, how to catch food, how to cook food," Jeff said. "Plus, he's HILarious." Okay, that was a reference to last week's Real World. I apologize, but if you're confused, click here.