Tonight, on ABC, magician David Blaine has another special of him not doing magic. After bing submerged in a tank of water for a week (another non amazing non magic thing he did) he will attempt to hold his breath for a record breaking 9 minutes!! THAT'S LONGER THAN ANY OTHER PERSON EVER, FREAKING WOW!!
Allow me to break this down for a moment. For over 60 years television has brought into our homes innovative story telling, variety shows, world news and now a two hour Monday night event all leading up to a dude holding his breath. Is this really television worthy? I enjoy ghetto trash and the hottest girl in the trailer park vying for Flava-Flav's attention as much as the next guy, but 2 hours leading up to holding ones breath for 8 minutes is hardly enough to pull me away from PRISON BREAK and 24. Thankfully, that's what TIVO is for and I will likely set mine for the last 12 minutes of the special which begins on ABC tonight at 8/7 central
What do you think, is this TV worthy or is it at best a cool webcast?
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Comments (16)
It's barely worth Blaine's mother talking about it to her closest friend. He's an idiot, please quit talking about him.
1 of 16 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on May 8, 2006 12:25 PM
Neither, for once I may agree with The Svan
2 of 16 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on May 8, 2006 1:12 PM
the guy is boring
3 of 16 | Posted by dredge
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Posted on May 8, 2006 2:10 PM
I saw this guy this weekend. Such a tool.
4 of 16 | Posted by scarieri
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Posted on May 8, 2006 2:40 PM
He's cheating. He'll be breathing pure oxygen befor ehe starts which can let you hold it up to 15 minutes.
Its not going tpo be recognozed as a world record.
Hes a loser.
5 of 16 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on May 8, 2006 3:12 PM
Blaine is a waste of "pure" oxygen...
hb
6 of 16 | Posted by HoneyBunny
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Posted on May 8, 2006 3:22 PM
I truly hope someone steps on his air hose long before he comes out of the stupid bubble.
7 of 16 | Posted by jenny10girl
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Posted on May 8, 2006 3:31 PM
A TWO HOUR special leading up to an attention-hungry idiot holding his breath for not even 1/13 of the full runtime? Height of ridiculosity.
8 of 16 | Posted by tvtvtv
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Posted on May 8, 2006 5:00 PM
Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Again?
Presto- oh, it's David Blaine and he's holding his breath. Guess I don't know my own strengh.
Now this isn't something we'll really like.
9 of 16 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on May 8, 2006 6:05 PM
The funniest thing in the world was when he lived in his little plexiglass box for 40 days (or whatever) in London. British people have no tolerance for any of that self-important shit. About half way through, some dude got one of those remote controlled little airplanes, with a bag of McDonald's cheesburgers, and flew it up to his box to taunt him, when he was like, 3 weeks through it. But the most hysterical thing was how scared he got on the first couple of nights up there. Some drunken students had one of those laser pointers and were shining it in his eyes when he was trying to sleep. He got up screaming blue murder and freaking out because he thought "sniper terrorists" were marking him... f*cking tool.
10 of 16 | Posted by missmermaid
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Posted on May 8, 2006 7:15 PM
If it doesn't burn your lungs first. So that's how he did it, eh? Figures.
11 of 16 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on May 9, 2006 2:05 AM
He didn't do it. He failed, just like he is failing life. Plus he has liver damage and other assorted problems.
12 of 16 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on May 9, 2006 4:32 AM
I can think of more exciting/fun ways of getting liver damage.
13 of 16 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on May 9, 2006 6:03 AM
I'm so happy he failed.
14 of 16 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on May 9, 2006 6:53 AM
hi..i'm david blaine..i have a nice bod...look...look...gurgle...gurgle...
15 of 16 | Posted by dredge
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Posted on May 9, 2006 8:00 AM
So disappointed! They kept promising that David Blaine would be drowned alive, but it never happened.
16 of 16 | Posted by Foxbase Alpha
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Posted on May 9, 2006 8:08 AM