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Serial Sniper Casting Call - TVgasm

by madeyoulaugh

bernardhopkins.jpgToday's headline news is all aflutter today over the capture of the "Serial Sniper" who has been haunting the Phoenix area this summer. Dale Hausner is a bartender and aspiring sports photographer who's been linked by the Phoenix police department to 6 murders in the past 17 weeks.

When all Buttafuoco type news stories break, TVgasm office's buzz with the hard hitting question...who's gonna play the lead in the TV movie version?

See our top picks after the jump.

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"Doogie Hausner" J-Unit's Choice

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"Hells Hausner" MYL's Choice

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"The Hausner Joe Simpson Built" B-Side's Choice

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"Riding The Bus With My Hausner" TVgasms Official Pick

Who d'you think it should be?


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Posted by madeyoulaugh on August 4, 2006 2:17 PM

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Too awesome....my two latest fixations come together in a beautiful TVNewsgasm!!


I'm from Phoenix and a several of the shootings happened in my neighborhood, so needless to say, I've been interested in the latest news. After spending all day on CNN.com and other local news websites, TVGasm is the first with an non-blurred picture of the shooter.....Well Done!!

Posted by: zander [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 2:26 PM(#1 of 11)

Oh...by the way, I choose Doogie Hausner. But NPH would have to do the whole method acting thing and gain a few pounds.

Posted by: zander [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 2:29 PM(#2 of 11)

It would have to be The Hausner Joe Simpson Built. Because only guys that creepy-looking talk about their own daughter's breasts.

Posted by: antebellum [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 3:18 PM(#3 of 11)

ha, wow. FUNNIEST POST EVER. wait didnt six people die and 17 other be injured over the last 15 months?

OMG, i almost shit myself this post is so funny.

Posted by: jash [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 3:22 PM(#4 of 11)

I am also in central Phx.....soooo glad these f'ers got off the streets. So which bar(s) did Hausner work at? Rosie could def play him.

Posted by: sweetleaf [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 5:46 PM(#5 of 11)

How about Woody Harrelson?

Posted by: JasonR [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 8:03 PM(#6 of 11)

Actually I think Lee Tergsen is an almost dead-on (no pun intended, honest) look alike for this guy. Sorry, but I don't have a picture to compare with. Maybe a little help from you guys, eh?

Posted by: boomersmommy [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 9:00 PM(#7 of 11)

Sorry, that was supposed to read Lee Tergesen.

Posted by: boomersmommy [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 9:02 PM(#8 of 11)

Or, maybe even Dave Thomas

Posted by: boomersmommy [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 4, 2006 9:05 PM(#9 of 11)

Lee Tergesen, good call. Perhaps Andy Richter.

Posted by: brilliantmistake [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 5, 2006 10:14 AM(#10 of 11)

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