We love our giveaways here at TVgasm, and for once, I actually have something to contribute. Yes, it's the official Emmy screener of Riding The Bus With My Sister, the Hallmark Hall of Fame opus featuring Rosie O'Donnell as a very loud, very annoying, and very overacted mentally challenged woman. For those of you who never witnessed this star turn or just simply forgot about it, by all means, check out the video here.
So what are the rules of this little competition? Well, inspired by Rosie's blog which is famously written in verse, I've decided that it would only be appropriate for readers to submit their own poetry. You can write about Rosie, the movie, or both. Submissions via magnetic poetry are welcomed (even encouraged), but old-fashioned text is acceptable as well.
The winning entry will be posted September 16th (the Friday before the Emmys).
Send all submissions to bside@tvgasm.com. Contest closes September 15th.
Sample after the jump...
Comments (14)
Is this some kind of punishment? Have we wronged you in some way? Perhaps you should find someone who has broken the rules and posted spoilers in their comments and send the movie to them as payback.
1 of 14 | Posted by ashes | Posted on September 6, 2005 7:25 AM
I still don't understand how they got Matt Drudge to play the bus driver in that first scene. Genius casting!
2 of 14 | Posted by Dave J. | Posted on September 6, 2005 8:25 AM
Funny thing is, Drudge wasn't even convincing in THAT part...
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3 of 14 | Posted by ExBf | Posted on September 6, 2005 10:06 AM
you should give the runner up a broken toilet seat.
4 of 14 | Posted by EdHill | Posted on September 6, 2005 11:05 AM
They should have the Rosie Awards for bad acting on the same day as the Emmys and use EdHill's idea and give all the 'winners' a broken toilet seat.
5 of 14 | Posted by Rosie's Toesies | Posted on September 6, 2005 11:08 AM
what's posting a spoiler? i'm new to the blog world.
6 of 14 | Posted by love the site | Posted on September 6, 2005 11:43 AM
"Posting a spoiler" is where someone--either out of ignorance or malice--posts on a thread about a movie/book and ends up ruining the ending (or a crucial plot twist) of said movie or book.
Like if this was 1981 and we were discussing "Empire Strikes Back" before it was released and I wrote "OMG can you believe Darth Vader is Luke's dad?!?!?" That would be a spoiler.
7 of 14 | Posted by Dave J. | Posted on September 6, 2005 3:45 PM
WHAT??? Darth Vader is Luke's dad?!?!?
Thanks a lot!
8 of 14 | Posted by B-Side | Posted on September 6, 2005 3:59 PM
Nobody tell B-Side about Luke and Leia!
9 of 14 | Posted by Helenann | Posted on September 6, 2005 11:24 PM
Dude, they totally kiss! And it's, like, really hot. Now that they put Han in carbonite, they can so do it. I bet they're married in the next one!
10 of 14 | Posted by zombieflanders | Posted on September 7, 2005 7:39 AM
That furry little ewok wicket is their love child.
I guess thats what happens when bro and sis funk.
shit was that another spoiler?
11 of 14 | Posted by curly | Posted on September 7, 2005 9:21 PM
hey.. why aren't you guys on the Opie and Anthony show on XM 202? They bash Retard Rosie all the time! :-)
12 of 14 | Posted by Kurt | Posted on September 8, 2005 5:01 AM
"featuring Rosie O'Donnell as a very loud, very annoying, and very overacted mentally challenged woman"
Not much of a stretch is it ...
13 of 14 | Posted by the english guy | Posted on September 9, 2005 5:33 AM
no rhyme, no meter
haiku
without the syllables i
forgot
fat lady (why do they discriminate? me)
that emmys won
when pretty lady look bad
farrah fawcett
burning bed
blame bush
14 of 14 | Posted by don surber | Posted on September 9, 2005 5:47 AM