We awaken to a new day at the Bordello/Amore tackmansion, and this story has wound us down to four hookers/ladies - Megan, Kim, Talor, and Kathleen. Before Domenico gets in his time with the girls today, he's greeted by two special visitors - Amanda and Michael from A Shot at Love! Amanda is still her "what did this lesbian say? I can't stop staring at her boobs"self, and Michael is well, uninteresting as ever.

I'm guessing your eyes went to the same place mine did.

Michael is convinced that Amanda is here to "flip" these girls, but she says she's just there to pick up Domenico's trash. Little does she know, Christina left last week. Ashley welcomes then in, and they go upstairs to pounce on Dom. He's happy to see them, and for a second it looks kind of like a weird European ecstasy orgy-porn.

An introducing...as "The Bear"....Ashley

After the welcome awakening, Domenico brings his crew downstairs, so Amanda and Michael can meet the hoes. Michael thinks Kim his hot, loves Talor's fake boobs, but really likes the "hot brunette", Megan. Amanda, on the other hand, wants to miniaturize Talor and trap her like a tiny lesbian sex slave.

Venus hoe trap!

Michael and Amanda's whole reason for being here is to interview the girls greek life style by hounding them with ridiculous questions. Amanda starts with Kim, asking how many guys she's slept with. Kim says she's slept with eight guys, and both agree that it's "not that much." Which is true - most hoes her age are in the twenties, at least. Amanda and Michael call Kathleen over and right away start asking about how ready she is for a relationship and her virginity. They're both pretty doubtful of the fact that she's a virgin, especially since Talor told Michael that Kathleen rubbed her cooch all over the kitchen.

"Tell me more."

Megan slouches her way over to talk to the duo, and tells them that she's been cheated on before, so it's tough to open up. It's easy for her to talk shit, however, since when they ask her who isn't being real she says that Kathleen isn't who she says she is. They then ask, "how so?", and the cameras cut to one of the most humiliating things a virgin has done since Jason Biggs fucked a pie. Also, this whole time Amanda is drooling and staring at Megan, like she would claw her way through steel to get to that vagina.

Don't you think you guys are being a little obvious?

Anyways, as soon as Amanda and Jason ask how Kathleen isn't the virgin she says she is, we see her begin to seduce Domenico by completely outing herself as a whore. She's massaging his feet and she starts to suck on his big smelly sausage of a toe. I swear, she acts like she knew nothing about sex before this show, watched a bunch of Czech porn, and is working off of that.

But this is what Pytor likes in 'Svetlana Rides the Balkan Express'"

Kim actually makes a good point by saying that Domenico is enjoying it but at the same time, he's like, "what a whore." That being said, she once again loses credibility during her conversation with Amanda and Michael when she talks about how great she is and how she took her jeep and jumped a tabletop. Quite an accomplishment. Yawn. She also talks shit about Kathleen, which seems to be an ongoing theme.

"Sorry, I'm interested in what you're saying. I just can't help but always have this ugly look on my face."

Talor, meanwhile, is Amanda's kitty litter, as her vagina has been making cartoon riverboat whistle sounds since she saw her. Michael asks if Talor has ever swung that way, to which Talor coquettishly says she hasn't and won't. She does however say that she's "not mad" that Amanda wants to flip her.

"So you're saying there's a chance?!"

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