Because they won the challenge, Christina and her family get to go upstairs to Domenico's bar mitzvah lounge. The big love connection during this alone time however, is surprising. Instead of Domenico and Christina hooking up, Ashley and Christina's mom get down. I guess seeing "little buddy" get some much tail can drive a man to desperate measures.
Say it ain't so, Ashley!
During the party Christina's family seems to be getting drunker and drunker, and as everyone comes upstairs they notice. Kathleen's dad very politely says, "I think they have a drinking problem, that's what it is." He sure is insightful for a town idiot, isn't he? That being said, Talor's dad also thinks the ladies had a bottle of yager between them before anyone even got upstairs, and I tend to believe him. Finally, you know these ladies are terrible when they make Kim sound reasonable and likable, but this quote really does sum up what I want to say to these ladies nicely:
"Christina's mom and godmotehr are the craziest people i've ever met in my life. Get a fucking life and grow up. you're not 22 anymore, you're 60...well you look like you're 60."
Don't you dare make us agree with you on something!
As the night moves forward, Christina's mother feels like starting shit and talks about Talor within earshot of her. Talor comes over to see what's up and Christina's mom makes fun of her toenails. Right where it hurts the skinny bitch, way to go you crazy old whore! Anyways, she's blackout drunk and starts telling Talor that she better not have touchedher. It escalates to the point where it's near a fight and Domenico has to intervene, saying "This is my f'ing house," even though everyone knows he lives at the Days Inn on Sunset when filming isn't going on/he's looking for love.
Raging Bullshitter
Talor's really upset about the confrontation and goes off to a different room to cool down with Dom and her parents. Meanwhile, the other room is like an odd storytime, with everyone calmly listening and christina talking shit about Kathleen, saying she's full of it because she says she's a virgin and acts like a hoe. Kathleen, who's clearly embarrassed of that accusation in front of her proud and naiive papa, flips her shit. Christina is drunk and calling Kathleen out for being the only girl in the house who has shown her chooch. Kathleen, who's in front of her innocent parents, flips out and says that she'll choke a bitch for such words, but christina just keeps pushing Kathleen to the point of no return.
If MTV really wanted to be relevant again, they wouldn't have broken this fight up cause it was f'ing sweet!
Actually, the flight lasted long enough as you can see both girls are pretty roughed up. Christina, however, shows the humor in violence, as, while getting the blood wiped off her face by her godmother, she stares at the camera says, "I got punched by the virgin!'
You deserved it.
After Christina's showing of drunken craziness, Domenico is having some second thoughts about her. He consults with Ashley, who admits that he actually feels sorry for her because, "her mom's cukoo." Domenico asks her to leave for reasons of public safety, which is for once, the actual realit on a reality show. Christina gets all dramatic and says that it's not fair, but Dom thought she caused too much trouble. She's kind of acting like she found out she didn't make the cheerleading team, which is probably a simliar emotion to the one she's actually experiencing.
"Now I'll never be a video vixen."
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Comments (5)
Ha, so there IS someone else in the world watching this show! Just when you think it can't get any worse, they come up with....a cannoli challenge?
I agree with almost everything you wrote Hayhor, but as I posted in the forum, I completely changed my opinion of Kim during this episode--all of a sudden I started to like her ... Of course, that might have been the editing (Dom and I agree!)...but with her family (bet Mom and Dad did lots of drugs in the 70s) around she just became this kind of sweet, wounded, weirdly unsexy but otherwise okay kid. And the only girl whose family isn't dysfunctional. My take (because I'm a sucker for a happy ending): with her family around, she feels less insecure and doesn't have to pull all that nasty (although fun) stuff on the others. Can't wait until she has a show of her own!
Time will tell...we're almost at the end of this trainwreck...I'm going to miss it.
1 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 28, 2008 12:10 AM
Kim lowered our expectations in the first place when she acted like a total c-word to every other girl in the house. The fact that she's acting somewhat normal because her parents are around means that she's typically not this pleasant, and despite how genuine she looked this week, is still deep down inside, a pain in the ass. That being said, she was really sweet this week and it was a welcome change from her typical shrewiness - before saying Kim's made a change for the better, I'd like to see how she's gonna do in the coming episodes. I think she'll go far and might even win, but trust me she will find a way to be a bitch again.
Either way, who gives a shit? This is a 10th tier reality dating show on MTV. If Domenico can sleep with Kim (at some point another) and get her to shut up during the fornicating, he's already a winner.
2 of 5 | Posted by Hayhor | Posted on March 28, 2008 8:31 AM
Love the "Whores." screencap.
3 of 5 | Posted by VegasDarling | Posted on March 28, 2008 1:51 PM
I cannot watch this show at all, because Domenico is a douchebag.
4 of 5 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on March 28, 2008 2:16 PM
Oh this show just boggles the mind alright...
I have the feeling that this show is what television has ALWAYS been about. It's just taken 50 years to get here, that's all.
Can't wait until Kim gets her own show. That has to be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
5 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on March 28, 2008 5:13 PM