Last week on THAT'S AMORE, Domenico learned that blondes and brunettes don't like each other and that Kathleen has "not had sexytime." He for some reason didn't learn that Kim is a succubus hosebeast, but I guess it's hard to see past those plastic shot glass holders. Nonetheless, it's a new week, so maybe Dom will see the light and decide to hit Kim and quit Kim. OR maybe that's been his plan all along. Even if he doesn't exactly come across as lucid.
What's Italian for "wake and bake?"
Dom decides to cook the girls breakfast, and stir the pot a little while he's at it. While everyone is downstairs he asks Ashley about her comment the night before that the blondes and brunettes were at odds. Dom decides to call her out on it and ask the blondes if what she's saying is true. The blondes agree that it is, and Ashley believes they segregated themselves first, and that they suck and talk about their boobs all day. All mostly true statements.
"The first time I got them done, it took me like 10 days to recover. But the second time they went in through the nipple and..."
The blondes, of course think they have the upper hand, represented by Eva Braun/Kim, who says, "It's like war and the blondes will win cause we're hotter." Domenico, meanwhile, walks away from the trouble he stirred up and moves on to Kathleen, the virgin on an MTV Dating show. She's like a unicorn, only pruder. Domenico, nonetheless encouraged enough to still have interest, gets a nice kiss from her off in the corner.
Everyone then sits down to breakfast and Ashley (Dom's homeboy, not the contestant - let's call him "General Lee" from now on) gives a schpiel about what a good guy Dom is, because he honestly can't say more than 500 American words. He says that Dom is genuine and true and that "the girl he ends up with is the girl he'll want to spend the rest of his life with." Off camera, General Lee says that's awesome and something that he wants. Translation 1: Roadies gotta get pussy too. Translation 2: MTV please give me a reality show with whores! Please! Also an extra touch of humor is added by the fact that Dom looks like General Lee's houseboy at the breakfast table.
"For your next date with Dom, you'll watch as he cleans my boots with his tounge. Isn't he an awesome guy?"
Rebecca's inspired by General Lee's man-love speech about Dom, and begins to bawl up. Wait that was me. Rebecca is crying (and has been all day) because after being picked last, she's never felt more insecure in her life. With the face she makes after crying, I'm not sure why. Surely, she's been rejected a few times.
Why hasn't he called?!?!
Kim, as sensitive as ever, says that Rebecca needs to get those tears out, "shed em out and stop f'ing bawling. Nobody cares." Despite not being one for words, Kim makes a point. I'd be shocked if Rebecca doesn't leave this week, unless of course she lets Dom cop a feel again.
"Can I put-a bagga di paper on your head?"
Pizza mail arrives to the girls and they all excitedly run after it like a horde anorexia rehab patients after a, well...pizza. Dom asks the girls to meet him in the "Colloseum" which is really the backyard. For this challenge, Dom is going to separate the girls into blondes and brunettes, which both sides are thrilled about. In her confessional, Missy says she's a natural blonde and that "the curtains match the carpet if I had any." Then she laughs like it was a cocktail party joke.
"All the gals at the country club know. I'm waxed."
For this challenge, instead of having them dive in a pool of spaghetti, Dom will further humiliate the girls by having them wear helmets with pizza trays on them. The blondes, in green, and brunettes, in blue, put their uniforms on and start goofing off. And by goofing off, it's mostly the blondes acting like cavewomen.
"Funny hat no work. Head still dizzy."
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The Other Sister! I couldn't place exactly what Rebecca was channeling in this episode, but you nailed it.
Also, my boyfriend rather brilliantly pointed out that Love passed out from trying to be a white girl for too long. I would have passed out too.
1 of 1 | Posted by jito | Posted on March 13, 2008 2:20 PM