The girls basically have to make a pizza while it's on top of their heads, moving from crust to sauce to cheese to toppings, then search through pizza boxes to find one that will let them move on, to then riding a bike and delivering the pizza. If the pizza falls the girls self-esteem does with it, and she has to put it back on hear head. Rebecca kills Jessica on the first matchup, to the point where the next person who goes just misses lapping her. Ashley, however, narrows the gap a little bit and then does an unbelievably scary "GO BLUE" that come from the depths of her slight dykiness.
"I just slapped my cock in your face, blondies!"
Talor managed to keep the blonde's lead, but Christina put in a valiant effort to keep the brunettes in the race. So valiant, to the point that she started bleeding. She cut herself badly on the cheese grater, which she admitted she has never used before. That's what you get for being a golddigger.
As Christina gets treated, we get our first taste of scheudenfraude! Kim manages to screw up finding the bike lock key in the pizza boxes, and the brunettes come from behind for the win! Rebecca is mad because the Brunettes got to go on "my date." The rest of the blondes are pissed too as they start flinging pizzas at the brunettes. Kim goes as far as to admit being bitter about the situation and my heart warms a little.
That's Amore or a food fight scene from Caged Heat 2: Stripped of Freedom? You decide.
Meanwhile, Christina's cut hasn't stopped bleeding. The cut was on the joint of her finger. Kim of course, says "I don't mean to be rude, but big deal. She's a bitch." Of course if this happened to her she would've acted like a baby after a good shake. Despite Kim's insensitivity, the on set EMT calls for an ambulance so it's serious enough. Dom says he feels terrible because she was suffering all due to the fac t that she's trying to win a date with him. Although, the fact that he's making girls race while wearing a pizza on their heads and grating parmesan might hold some responsibility.
"Are you ok? I'm imdemnified by Viacom, inc., so don't try to sue me."
Dom's date with the brunettes is a night outdoors of hottubbing and a firepit. Jessica says that "everything was leopard and black...it was really, like, romantic." Isn't naivete adorable? Jessica also pointed out that Dom has bottles of wine that he "made himself." Those are probably bottles of yellow tail that they couldn't use on TV without blurring, so they had their graphic design team create this retarded label of what looks like Dom's head on the David.
He is a real work of art.
Dom decides he needs some alone time with each girl, so he starts with Megan. He notices that she's shy and asks if she's a small town girl. She admits that she is and isn't enjoying the cattiness between all the girls. She's just there for him. Then she goes on to swallow his tongue.
"Ain't much to do in small towns 'xcept swallow some tongue."
Dom then invites Jessica over, and the poor thing looks like a tomboy version of Heidi Fleiss. Domenico's still stirring the pot, and he asks Jess who she doesn't like. She says she has a problem with Taylor. He agrees that she "look kind of funny." But Jessica immediately pounces and this and like a sad impression of an 8 year old, she says, "yeah, her body looks funny." Always one for seeing the bright side in hoes, Dom says, "She does have a nice ass though." Jessica was dumb enough to get him thinking about another girl during their alone time. To get back his attention, she begins to insist that her ass is better and shows it to him - Dom's response off-camera is why they call him charming. "She had a good-a bump, but I remember the bump more than the face." Which really just explains why she was so eager to show it to him.
"Look into my ass and tell me you love me."
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Comments (1)
The Other Sister! I couldn't place exactly what Rebecca was channeling in this episode, but you nailed it.
Also, my boyfriend rather brilliantly pointed out that Love passed out from trying to be a white girl for too long. I would have passed out too.
1 of 1 | Posted by jito | Posted on March 13, 2008 2:20 PM