Love comes in to see Dom and she starts cackling like Whitney Houston at a coke den. She's smearing on the crazy today, as she starts speaking her own language and in it, tells Dom that she loves him. I'd hand this one off to General Lee, old buddy. Afterwards, Ashley came in saying it was the most romantic thing she had ever done before in her life, which is sad. Luckily, we don't have to feel bad about hating on her because she talks about herself non-stop to the point where Dom can't get a word in edge-wise. Hilariously, she says in confessional that she thought she should've talked more during their alone time. But if there's one thing you don't do, it's to keep this man from getting all the attenzione.
All eyes on me.
According to Rebecca, she, Kim, and Missy are all just goofing around upstairs. By goofing around, I suppose it means standing in a corner and letting girls toss condoms full of water at you execution-style. Rebecca's into that submissive shit, but Kim doesn't get why some girl would let other people do this to her. Well, the answer is because Rebecca just wants to fit in, and letting the other girls kick the crap out of her is the best explanation I guess.
Does this mean we can hang out now?
Rebecca's an idiot, and henceforth kind of deserves this, but Kim convinces her to keep her head down and let Missy spray a bunch of hairspray on her head to "crimp it." She then ties a tampon into her hair, which Rebecca, for some reason, doesn't mind letting them do. Once she looked in the mirror, Rebecca kind of figured out what was going on and saw that Kim and Missy were just exerting their bitchy reign of terror over Rebecca.
Robespierre she ain't.
Christina comes back and got her wound cleaned up, so she's ready to give Dom the shocker. Dom, instead chooses to lie down in the corner with her, caressing her like a puppy. She says that she's happy to have all her fingers, to which he says he's happy, too. Looks like he's down for the shocker
At least, I think that's what this means.
It looks like Rebecca seriously got pissed after Kim and Missy's abuse session, but Kim doesn't care cause, "we're not here to make friends." Or fans for that matter. Anyways, Christina comes into the room and Kim tells her that Rebecca had a little freak out and started throwing things around, saying that she hated everyone. Rebecca is getting upset because she doesn't understand why everyone started hating her all of a sudden for no reason, but I think it probably has to do with a little too much of this:
Seriously, stop fucking crying, you're like Wahmber.
Rebecca, of course can't control herself and Kim, maybe the most evil person I've ever seen on reality television, takes advantage of this. While Rebecca asks why she would lie like she did, and says that it's cruel, Kim just agrees that yes, "It is cruel." Rebecca reacts like her daddy/baby daddy just got shot.
In hell, you won't be this hot (looking).
The girls get ready for a new day and Rebecca is looking rough. To make it worse on her, a pizza box arrives with a horde of anorexic girls' 2nd favorite thing besides pizza - two pieces! It's for their next challenge, and it's also some great eye candy. One person, is having a rougher time than Rebecca and can't even get out of bed. Love is feeling sick, which is, I think, a beautiful metaphor for this show. Nonetheless, Love soldiers on, ready to dunk into a crap of spaghetti or some other Italian crap.
Better stay away. Love is gonna make you ill.
The girls come down to meet General Lee and Dom, and while Dom is dressed normally, the General is dressed in just a toga and cowboy boots. For once, it looks like the houseboy has become the master. For this challenge, the General tells the girls that they'll be painting each other and standing on a pedestal. Then, "the lady who holds her pose the longest wins a fairy-tale date with my man, little D, Domenico. " Good to see General Lee's back to exerting ownership.
Don't forget who your daddy is, Dom
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Comments (1)
The Other Sister! I couldn't place exactly what Rebecca was channeling in this episode, but you nailed it.
Also, my boyfriend rather brilliantly pointed out that Love passed out from trying to be a white girl for too long. I would have passed out too.
1 of 1 | Posted by jito | Posted on March 13, 2008 2:20 PM