As the girls paint themselves, this turns into some other skinemax porno, that I want to see more of. Unfortunately, they put Rebecca on the screen who, with all the paint on her face, looks like an albino witch or an old lady with a coke problem. I can't tell.
Could also be your cryogenically frozen aunt. Or Freddy Kreuger at a bakery.
The girls begin their pose and look like an odd Bob Guccione photo shoot. Missy goes out first, but Talor thinks she's gonna own this shit cause she's got dance experience. Christina goes out next followed by Kim who looks really stupid when she falls off. It's not funny but I laugh. Cause I'm a hater.
Ha-Ha. You look stupid.
Kathleen went out soon after and Dom was disappointed. "I kind of like Kathleen a little bit," he admits. Are the feelings genuine or does he just want to swipe that v-card? Jury's out for me. Talor then goes out and Dom flips out. "I can't believe it," he says, "you go to the gym eh-badee day". Ashley is the next to go down and after 38 minutes love gets out of the game too. As she approaches the rest of the bunch who didn't win, she collapses. Probably because she realized that she stood on a pedestal for over half an hour for a televised date with a douchebag.
"Can I just go to sleep and never wake up?"
Kim, seeing herself in everyone she deals with, doesn't believe that Love is for real. She says in confessional that Love should just "keep acting, cause your acting sucks. Take lessons." Career counseling from a vip hostess *ahem*Spitzer-priced hooker *ahem* are really invaluable. Nonetheless, Love is taken to a hospital, and the game must go on.
Jessica is the first to bail out after the 40 minute mark, which leaves Rebecca and Megan. Dom must feel like a John in Amsterdam at this point - no matter which of the two he picks, he knows there's better out there. He ends up being stuck with Rebecca, which means there will probably be lots of crying and breast grabbing on his date.
"Sounds fun to me."
Kim makes a good point (even hoes with delusions of grandeur can make good points) that Rebecca might've worked really hard to win this challenge, but it's not gonna matter because he's not gonna like her. And after seeing the piece of work that is Rebecca, how can you not agree? Perhaps Dom will during this date.
Rebecca comes downstairs wearing the best thing she could find in Brenda Dickson's closet, and Dom is waiting with horse and carriage. In the tone of a Chicago Bears fanatic, she tells the camera that after she saw Dom down those stairs, she thought, "What American guy would think of something like that!" For some reason, I don't think too many of the guys who dated the come-grab-my-boob-since-i-just-met-you-Domenico girl is gonna be so good at the romance.
"I'm so excited I could give you horse and carriage head."
I'm starting to side with the mean girls here as Rebecca spouts in confessional like a special needs person, "IT WAS LIKE AN ACT-YOU-ALE FAIRY TALE! I WASTH A PRINCESS!" She tells Dom that she was close to going home because Kim decided to be mean to her. Dom sympathizes with her though because when he was on Shot at Love he was the black sheep like she is now.
Speaking of Kim picking on Rebecca, Ashley decides to rally the brunettes together and call out Kim and Missy for being bitches. Christina is explaining to Ashley how it all went down, but Kim says in a very mature tone, "No, you weren't even there. How would you know?" Missy spouts the same bullshit, but we all know ultimately that they were picking on the poor ugly louse.
"Well how the hell else am I gonna feel better about myself?"
Back on the date, Dom and Rebecca have a nice outdoor dinner and she starts to feel like he's getting to know her more. He then tells her that you can learn a lot about a person by a kiss, and not surprisingly the cheese gets her hook, line and sinker. She then squeals like a pig in confessional and says in retarded voice again, "AAAAHHHH! (pig squeal) I'M GIDDY LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL."
I've seen this before. Ahh yess, the classic film, The Other Sister.
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The Other Sister! I couldn't place exactly what Rebecca was channeling in this episode, but you nailed it.
Also, my boyfriend rather brilliantly pointed out that Love passed out from trying to be a white girl for too long. I would have passed out too.
1 of 1 | Posted by jito | Posted on March 13, 2008 2:20 PM