After the date, it's time for Dom to make his decisions, and he's dressed like Prince, if Prince played a villain in the next Uwe Boll movie. He chugs down a glass of wine to see if he can remember which one of the girls looked hotter with beer goggles, and drunkenly takes some notes. Ash "General" ley barges in on Dom, and tries to gauge which sloppy seconds he'll pick up this week.
"Who ya got in the firin' range, little buddy?"
Dom is interested in Kathleen but says that "she's like a little kid and needs a lot of affection." She's worried she could go, too, since she didn't get a lot of time with Dom this week. General Lee says what's good about Christina is that "she'll probably wipe your butt when you're old and crippled." If that's what he's looking for, my grandma is single. One person who looks sure to be gone is Ashley, since Dom points out that she doesn't let a paisan talk.
After Dom and General Lee's deliberation, Love has come back in the building, although looking like the worst SARS patient I've ever seen. She doesn't want to miss elimination, however, even if she looks a little out of place in the lineup.
What doesn't belong here???
Dom calls Love up first and tells her that unfortunately, she's too freaking gross even for him. She's sent home immediately, with Dom saying, "I want you to go and get bettah." Love all of a sudden turns into creepy Love, and says to him in a whisper, "I'm not leaving here without you." She then breaks down and cries, and we cut to her outside, looking like a snail. She cries in her best Grapes of Wrath voice, "Love needs Love too!!!" and the world just laughed at her.
Love might need some hate first.
Rebecca is the first one to get a flag, followed by Megan, Kathleen, Ashley (surprise!), Kim, Missy (gotta keep the show's two villainesses), and Christina. The final two came down to Jessica and Talor. Obviously, this is a looks versus personality contest here. Looks, as is the way of the world, wins out and Talor acts like Marla Maples at her first Donald Trump lineup when she accepts the flag.
"I get alimony for life? Thank you!"
Sadly, Jessica is truly upset and probably really liked Dom. She asks, "why?" and Dom says he simply couldn't find a connection. Jessica tells him he's wrong, but obviously he's just not that into her. She's lost all faith in men and will now probably find herself eating box. Oh well, THAT'S AMORE (sorry about that couldn't help myself. See you next week gasmii.)
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The Other Sister! I couldn't place exactly what Rebecca was channeling in this episode, but you nailed it.
Also, my boyfriend rather brilliantly pointed out that Love passed out from trying to be a white girl for too long. I would have passed out too.
1 of 1 | Posted by jito | Posted on March 13, 2008 2:20 PM