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Dare I say it, I think this was possibly the best episode of the Apprentice so far this season. This isn't to say it was great, as so far this has easily been the absolute worst season of the Apprentice to date. I think it's become pretty clear that this show has hit rock bottom, and this will probably be the last installment of the show. Besides, what's Trump doing with all of his previous apprentices anyway? My guess is that by now, Bill is doing Trump's laundry, Randal spends most of his time hanging out with Spongebob, Sean is making tea, and apparently Kendra and Kelly died years ago. Seriously, what the hell happened to them?

Anyway, this week's episode actually kind of reminded me of what this show used to be like, at least if I was completely able to ignore Tim and Nicole's relationship, the concept of Tent City, and a current cast member sitting in on the boardroom instead of George and Caroline. Okay, so this was nothing like an old episode, but it was still pretty good by this season's standards.

Anyway, last week Muna got the boot, and I cried for hours.

The final three members of Team Kinetic return to their tent after yet another crushing defeat by Team Arrow. Seriously, I'm still amazed that Arrow has several wins under their belt considering who their team consists of. I guess it goes to show that the candidates this year are the weakest bunch ever.

The three ladies share a toast of what I can only guess is Heineken outside of their tent, while Nicole, Tim and Frank lounge around by the pool. Remember, Arrow are still the "have's" this week.

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We should be drinking Red Stripe.

Nicole tells us that she's so happy that she's still alive in this game along with Tim and Frank because "we're the strongest three people in this interview process." Um, either that statement is completely wrong, or it's completely and utterly wrong. One or the other. Nicole mumbles something or another to Tim and Frank about how they should all be in the final three because it would be a great competition. If this show comes down to the three of them, I'm throwing my television out my window.

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No, it wouldn't.

Inside the mansion, the telephone rings. James answers to find Trump himself. And the Donald demands a sacrifice! Someone from Arrow must go join the three losing ladies over at Team Kinetic. Oh the horror! When James finds no volunteers (really, nobody wants to move back outside into the tent?), he must make a difficult decision.

James goes down the line in order to make his decision. "I'm not going to send Frankie because I need his hands." Oh yeah, those big, strong, muscular hands. Is there something going on between them that we don't know? "I can't send Stefani because I need her breasts." Oh, sorry, he actually said "organization," but I'm pretty sure he meant "breasts." He looks at Tim and Nicole and says that they're both creative so one of them most go...and it's Nicole! And she is pissed.

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Shut up.

While James clearly made the right decision (after all, he couldn't lose Frank's hands), Nicole takes it as a personal insult. And perhaps she should, after all, she is completely useless. In a true act of manliness, Tim doesn't even bother defending or standing up for his newfound love interest. And why would he? Someone had to go, and better her than him.

James tries to apologize to Nicole as she's leaving, but she launches into some ridiculous tirade about how it's just going to make her stronger. "I would lose an arm to win the next task," she tells us. Now that's an episode I would watch.

The next morning the teams gather at Grauman's Chinese Theater. James explain to Trump that he made the decision to send Nicole over to the other team, mostly because he couldn't lose Frank's glorious hands, or Stefani's...wait, what does she do again?

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"I need her...um...organization skills?"

Trump asks the lovebirds how they feel about losing each other. Okay, this is one running subplot that needs to die. Tim says "It's not ideal," and Nicole also says "It's not ideal." Wow, original.


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