After 3 hours of waiting, Jim - who has done an innumerable number of idiotic things on the show - awoke from his nap, stumbled out to the kitchen and announced, "No one is coming back," then stumbled back to bed. In other words, it took the wisdom of the show’s biggest idiot for the two women to see the light. There's no hope for any of them. After Jim's epiphany, Bethenny and Dawna retired for the night.

Alright, listen. I told myself I wouldn't give any more excuses - I'd just post my recaps when I could get to them. I'd love to get these things out the day after I view the show; it would be a hell of a lot easier on me. Unfortunately, life and responsibilities pop up around this time of year creating some difficulties on my part. I try, I really do, believe it or not. I will do my best to get the finale recap up within a day. We shall see. At least I didn't have to interview for this gig - unlike Jim, Dawna, and Bethenny.

Yup, it was time for the mass interview process that Trump has made a staple of his show. This time around, Martha gathered four of her own executives to handle the grueling ordeal. No more teams, no more hiding behind the strong people. We met Susan Line again, along with Jonathan somebody, Gail Somehingorother, and Margaret Whoseywhatsit. Margaret struck me as a bit out of place at Martha's company, as she looked in dire need of a serious makeover. Those of us who have watched this entire series knew for sure that it was time for Jim to finally be sent home. The only question in my mind was whether any of Martha's lackeys would ask her the difficult, yet obvious question: "Ms. Stewart, what the hell did you see in this buffoon to keep him around through the last dozen or so conference rooms?"