Ah yes, Jim, the guy who has an over-the-top statement regarding just about everything in life. The guy who is so ridiculously passionate about every mundane detail within the show, but didn't seem to care too much that his wife delivered a baby girl during taping. Immediately, Jim mourned the loss of sad-sack Dawn last week by pantomiming a neck slice while intoning, "Dawn is gone!" Lucky for Jim, he's not playing in the NFL as that is an offense worthy of a $20,000 fine these days. As if that weren't scary enough, suddenly the phone rang! OH MY GOD! THE PHONE! With a look of sheer terror frozen on the faces of Bethenny, David the Silent Croatian, and some bland blond from Primarius, Carrie sprinted across the loft to answer it.

OH MY GOD! IT'S LIMEY JULIA ON THE PHONE! (Get it? She's British AND she looks like she's always sucking on limes. Damn, that's good. It's LimeyJulia from now on... Must add new word to spellchecker.) There was some concern over the call, because LimeyJulia said Martha wanted to see everyone in the conference room pronto. But they had just left the conference room! What monumental event warranted their immediate return? Had Charles finally lit his stupid cigar? Had Alexis awoken from her slumber? No, Martha had simply decided it was time to reshuffle the teams, as Matchstick's losing streak had left them with a distinct numbers disadvantage.

Using a convoluted method, the new teams broke down as follows: Jennifer, Howie, Sarah, Carrie, Bethenny, and Jim were the "New Primarius." Ryan, Dawna, Amanda, Leslie, David, and Marcella; the "New Matchstick." I know, I'm thinking the same thing right now - "Jennifer? Dawna? Sarah? Who?" Turns out they are three of the random women that have been on PrimeRealEstatius all along. Who knew? Honestly, I watch this show more closely than pretty much anyone (it being my duty and all) and I can't for the life of me remember anything consequential said or performed by those three. And Jennifer is only noticeable because she's the only non-Caucasian on the show. (Unless you count the elevator kid with the stick we catch a glimpse of at the beginning and end of every show - I don't know about you, but I want to know about about the Elevator Kid) Now that the teams were completed, a tired Martha said, "I will say adieu and I will say goodbye." Not content with her odd bit of redundancy, she then broke into song, "So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehn, adieu! Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu!" If only.