Red Dawna: WOLVERINES!! - 
by sg-dub
Don't hurt your head trying to find some deeper meaning hidden in the title. There is none. Basically, I jump at any chance I get to reference Patrick Swayze movies - especially totally awesome ones. So... The Apprentice: Martha Stewart... Dawna won. Can I go home now?
Actually, that seems to be just what Alexis, Martha, and Charles were thinking throughout the live portions of the finale. It was all so stilted and odd to me - but then again I don't watch Martha's talk show, so I don't know how she is within that context at all - but if she's anything like she was on her primetime show, I'd expect her talkshow to be canceled any day now as well. The three hosts arrived at the studio together and - Hey now! Alexis got a makeover! Instead of looking like a butch lesbian, she now looks like a pretty dude dressed up like a butch lesbian for Halloween. Baby steps. But Martha caught my eye more with her shimmery black swishy pants. If she was fat, I'd have called her pants, "The night sky," but alas, she's not. Instead she looked like she was wearing garbage bags. And I'll save her weird eyelids for later on in the recap.
The producers smartly filled up 90% of the hour with taped footage - I wasn't sure how many times I could take Martha saying the word, "finale" like, "fin-ahhhh-lee." Instead, we got to see how the final challenges played out. Dawna was to produce a Liz Claiborne fashion show and Bethenny had to organize a circus of some sort at CroBar. Both raised money for some very worthwhile charities, which is always nice. The show did a very poor job of showing us just what the two Project Managers did throughout the whole challenge. Now that I think about it, I have no idea what Dawna did on her own task and forget about Bethenny. I didn't really catch what anyone on her team did, let alone her.
Some would say that's the mark of a good project manager - and I wouldn't necessarily disagree. But it appeared that Amanda pretty much organized the entire fashion show. She picked the 40 outfits, wrote up the descriptions, and met with the exec from the company. Never once did I see Dawna even talk to the Liz Claiborne lady. This was probably a good thing because Linda Greenblatt was quite a biatch. I'm guessing the show told both she and the fat guy from the circus to, "Be mean, be aggressive, create some faux adversity," but only one of them heeded the advice. (The fat circus guy seemed too preoccupied with the endless free Pringles and apple juice provided by the sponsors. In fact, all he said during the entire show was, I think, "There's pizza and soda and stuff over there!")
However when Amanda said, "Liz ClaiBURN," Linda Greenblatt lashed out at her, "It's Liz ClaiBORNE! She continuously told Amanda that she was failing miserably throughout the task and generally came off as one of the more unpleasant people I've ever seen on television. Then again, she was dealing with the incompetent castoffs from Martha's "Apprentice," so I guess I can understand. And guys like Amanda can be a bit pig-headed too. Y'know, I was going to lay off the "Amanda is a dude" jokes this week, but then I saw her mustache. Oh dear.

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