Foshizzle My Nizzle...well thats for J Unit, Bside I guess it would be Foshonkey My Honkey

Tana gots gizoogled. That's the snoop version of Google

http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http://tvgasm.com

Gasm translated

There were so many truly wonderful elements ta last night's Apprentice, I jiznust D-to-tha-izzon't K-N-to-tha-izzow where ta begin. We had a surly George, an angry Carolyn, a ho-slappin' Trump, a rage-filled Chris, a speak'n Kendra, n even a F-U-Double-Nizzy Erin and my money on my mind. But mizzle of all, we had Tizzle rapping street ta Lil Jon . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Honestly, it was reality bliss.

Unfortunatizzle it's 2:24 AM in Los Angeles, n I committed tha cardinal sin of hitt'n tha bars on a Thursday night instead of nestl'n up ta mah Tivo . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. So basically, stoked Friday morn'n in tha hood. Have some patience, n hopefully I'll have a funky ass ole Apprentice recap up by tha afternoon (early cruisin' fo` all you East Coasta) fo' sheezy. Until then, just replay all those wonderful scenes in yo heezee.

UPDATE: Survivor was off tha hook too. So much writ'n...

Okay, I'll just do my mini-review.
Last night's Apprentice was hilarious.

Tana trying to talk/be street, reinforces all that I hate about hip-hop culture. Loved her filtered statement telling us what MILF stood for. Her whiteness was really showing. Hint, it's not "fool around with".

Loved it even more with the flashing MILF + arrow thing on her when she was speaking. That sounds so tacky, like something I would do on an animated GIF of her. She did look good though.

I honestly thought John was going to win this season. But that waned the more and more I heard him talk.

Anyone notice at the last second a jumping and frolicking Erin when she went back to the suite? Yep, that's our Erin.

Should this episode be considered the death of hip-hop? I was actually embarassed for Tana as I was watching last night. They're not laughing with you, Tana...

At least next week we'll get to see Danny's corny audition video on glorious television instead of a .mov file.

Quote of the night:

Gene Simmons: I'm rigid.

I was disappointed Lil Jon didn't do his schtick towards the candidates.

Tana: Yoyoyo, you wanna help out in this charity auction by having the winning bidder spend a week with you?
LilJon: WHAT?!?!?
Tana: You want to help out in a charity auction?
LilJon: WHAT!?!?
Tana: You want to help out in a charity auction?
LilJon: OO-KAY!@#

Strike that.

Strike that too.

Ok that's not it either.

Note to Self: Don't use brackets in TVGASM - nothing shows up when you do.

-Wipes Eggs off Face-

Ignore my last post.

-Skulks off in shame-

-Waits patiently for B-side's Knee-Slapping, Pee-Panting Survivor Recap