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charmaine_hairAnother Monday, another hilarious episode of The Apprentice. Seriously, this show is funnier than most sitcoms on TV these days. Then again, a dandelion growing in a field has more comic potential than any given episode of According to Jim, but that's aside the point. What I'm trying to say is that I don't care that The Apprentice is more about product placement than employee fortitude. It's a damn funny show! And so concludes my weekly appeal that viewers keep watching this series. Trust me, people. It's worth it.

This week's circus began back in the Boardroom with Andrea getting fired all over again. We were reminded how Sean broke ranks and suggested that Allie be fired -- something I had a feeling would come back to haunt him this week. Anyway, up in the suite, the Gold Rush members happily enjoyed this rare evening out of the Board Room by preparing a lavish lobster dinner, courtesy of Chef Tarek. While he slaved away, Lee couldn't help pondering, "Where are the Synergists?" Oh, you know, right in the middle of a passive-aggressive meltdown. Yes, Synergy returned to suite, and while it was all cheers and hugs at first, it only took about three seconds before Allie began taking swipes at Sean. "My team right here," she said, "If it weren't for them, I wouldn't be here." But what about Sean? "He's kind of a fence sitter, but kind of went over to the dark side," Allie told the group -- in front of Sean. Ah, unsheathe the daggers now.

With tensions brewing, Sean and the girls all sat down and had a powwow. It was one of these wonderfully polite and restrained discussions -- the type where you know everyone just wants to yell and pull hair and kick and scream. Nevertheless, Allie faulted Sean for having some sort of ulterior motive in the boardroom as opposed to her who was as clean as a whistle. "I don't necessarily have a strategy," Allie said. Yes, she just happened to have organized the group against Andrea in an effort to save her own ass, but that's not really a strategy per se. Gosh, you people and your labels!

Anyway, no matter what Sean said, the women were totally incapable of understanding why he had spoken out against Allie in the Boardroom (for those of you who may have forgotten, it was because she had been a terrible leader on the task). This drove the Brit absolutely bonkers, and soon he was getting all shrill and fussy. Let me tell you something: you haven't seen annoying until you've seen Sean shrill and fussy.

The self-delusion continued as Allie explained to Sean, "Just because Roxanne and I are super tight and Tammy and I are tight, we are not here to tell you who you should go after or what your opinions should be." Yes, just because we're all a TIGHT-KNIT ALLIANCE doesn't mean you should LISTEN TO US. I mean, you're free to come up with your own opinions. Just make sure they're the same as ours! Seriously, if Allie didn't want to tell Sean who he should go after and what his opinions should be, why was she so mad in the first place? Oh, that's right. Because she's full of BULLSHIT.


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