One week ago, Maria dazzled viewers of The Apprentice with her wonderful talent for passive aggression. Last night she one-upped herself and demonstrated her formidable skill for snippy responses. She's really quite the versatile reality star. Due to popular demand, here is Maria at the top of her game. Enjoy.

Note Maria's deft use of body language in the first clip to connote "Even though I just called you a crazy bitch, there's no hard feelings. Right, sweetie?" Well played! That's the way to really mollify a situation. But Maria ain't no pushover! She marks her territory in the second clip with a remark that seems to say "If you don't do what I want, I'll cradle my face in my hand for HOURS." Now that's what I call fit for the job, Mr. Trump!

So Bravo, Maria! You've taken the precision of the Chenbot and mated it with the passive aggression of a flight attendant. May you always level people with your demented frown, and may your designer suit remain un-sat upon.