Ooh, terribly sorry to inform you, but Sandy won't be available to cut the ribbon at the bar with sawdust on the floor. According to Ivana, Sandy is cutting the ribbon at a bar with peanut shells on the floor. After that, Sandy will be promptly returned to her cage with newspapers on the floor.

i think i remember reading in page 6 that Jen C. used to work for Maxim, which would explain the extra photo and the extra love from the airbrush doctor. anyone who caught the shape of her ass under that conveniently sashed-around-the-waist terry robe on the beach out at denise rich's garish manse in the hamptons knows she is truly a thinly disguised fatty. rumor also has it that jen c. made out with Raj--who also made out with Stacy R., who also made a pass at Anna Kournikova, Elizabeth, three German supermodels, and Robin the receptionist, so the term 'big fat slut' is oddly appropriate--a possible new line of work for Jen C. now that she's back on the street.

That is one ugly layout! I'm sure it will further all their illustrious careers.

Maria looks like she's had some collagen injections to her lips, Jen C. and Stacie J. are unrecognizable and not in a good way, Sandy looks like a cheap street whore and Pamela's pic looks like they placed her head on another body-- couldn't they at least have airbrushed her a CHIN. Her head appears smaller then her ample bosom.

Thankfully they showed some restraint and didn't include Stacy R. as one of the pack or it could have entered the netherworld of child porn.

actually, they DID include Stay R., just not in the way you'd think. The whole photo shoot took place inside her enormous, flaring nostrils.

The real crime in all this is that Elizabeth didn't pose....or that other big chested finalist.

No, really.

:(

Why are you saying Sandy looks like she is from a trailer park? I think she is pretty. She kind of reminds me of myself in a way. Just out of curiosity, what kind of gals do you go for madeyoulaugh? I thought they were all good looking for the most part and I'm a girl. Do you prefer ladies who don't get scantily clad in magazines or something?

Okay,
When I first saw the photo I said to myself, who are those two girls? There weren't any black women in apprentice and the other (Jen C.) I thought was really pretty. I thought maybe they were reality stars from some show I wasn't watching. Okay, I really had forgotten all about Stacie and she's even someone I have seen in my office recently, so I'd say it's a safe bether 15 minutes are over. Second, I thought Jen had a nice J Love Hewitt look to her and has obviously lost a ton of weight, which is obvious especially in her neck and face. You guys are mean. As for the rest. Girls are dumb.

go home smithie

Did anyone else notice how stiff Pamela looks in the group photo. Maybe Tyra Banks should have given her some pointers on how to pose.

didn't Pam used to be known as Pete?

Pamela's not a model. She's a beanpole. Wonder what she thought when she saw those boobs. I don't care what kind of gel-filled, squeeze-latched bra they used. Not even gaffer's tape could turn her flat chest into that.

I wonder what Carolyn thought of this.

I don't get it. Maria looks totally different in the maxim pics. Take note she's more Romulan than Vulcan, as seen in the boardroom. Either way, looks damn good in stilettos(same for Jen).

Either way, I'd hit it. Pamela looks 45.

Maria does nothing for me. Maybe it's the boy haircut. Or the spazmatic eyes. How she's on the edge of a murderous rampage, like she's going to rip Sandy to shreds with her bare hands. Either way, that girl freaks me out.

Jenn C looks like my mom with that haircut, and I'm 35. Stacie J looks good, what can I say? Sandy looks worse than she did on the show. Yet another unwise move for Sandy. And Pam looks like my grandmother. Her face has the same plastic quality as the fake fish on display at sushi restaurants. Send her airbrusher back to art school.

Too bad they didn't include Elizabeth. She was the only really cute one in the bunch. Thank God they avoid Stacy "The Troll" R and Ivana. Blech!

pamela had a boob job, which was reported in the "news" someplace, maybe pagesix or something. i think it was her divorce or something. anyway, that's why her boobs look like maxim taped grapefruits to her chest and covered them with makeup and olive oil.

Notice no Ivana... she'd have had to pay Maxim.

damn, Stacie J. is 1 fine azz honey! "caramel coloured, long legged, ass cheek exposing, dream" FOR REALS!!!1!!! Sandy lokks pretty hot. deys did dey best wit Pamela. but da other 2 ladiez ret 4 da dog pound!!

Re: Stacie J.

Two words: hair extensions.

Nice acticle.

Nice acticle.