The episode began with Tana and Chris debating as to who would return from the board room. Common sense dictated that Audrey would be leaving, but Chris was a bit nervous that his best bud John might get the axe. "John's my boy," lamented Chris, desperately trying to contain his rage. Thankfully, Tana was kind enough to poke at him with the stick of anxiety by asking "If Mr. Trump says 'John, you're fired,' what would you do?" Chris immediately jumped on Tana, grabbed her collar, and yelled "I SAID JOHN IS MY BOY! DON'T FIGHT ME ON THIS BITCH. I WILL CRUSH YOU. I WILL CRUSH YOU!"

Luckily, all the worrying was for naught as John, Angie, and Craig returned safe and sound to the loft. "Craiggers!" squealed Tana, happy to see her teammate (and to execute his freshly minted nickname). As everyone reveled in the sigh of relief that is the post-boardroom evening, Chris commented that John was like his big brother. "And I am his little brother. His little, angry brother who has no control over the sound of his VOICE!!!!"

The next morning, Angie got the phone —  again — and received instructions from Rhona for teams to not only meet Trump in the boardroom, but to choose Project Managers ahead of time. Oh, and it better be someone who hasn't been a PM before. Man, Rhona's really needy today. What else do you want? A bouquet? A jar of olive tapenade?

They know about the dead body...

I'll just poison them.

Anyway, Magna chose the quietly capable Kendra to be Project Manager while Net Worth elected Chris. Oh yes. This was gonna be good. In some form or another, we just knew Chris would be in the hot seat. Unfortunately, we later discovered that the task wasn't quite a high pressure challenge, but I've already gotten ahead of myself. The teams arrived in the boardroom where Trump announced that there would be a corporate reshuffling. Kendra sent Erin and Stephanie over to Net Worth while Chris exported Tana and Craig. The trade worked out well, according to Tana, because Erin and Stephanie were the two most obnoxious girls in the suite. Or so she heard. Ouch. Tana with the out-of-left-field dis. Looks like someone went from Mary Kay to Mary Cu— never mind.