It was down to the final five on last night's Apprentice, and even though ratings have been declining (sniff sniff), the corporate sponsors have been growing. This week, we had two heavy hitters jockeying for space on the same show: Microsoft and Wal-Mart. To say this episode was 'uge, would be an understatement. Trump even threw the "trillion" word around. Now, I know what you're thinking -- too much product placement -- but before you start to roll your eyes, think to yourself: are you rolling your eyes? Or are you raising your eyebrows. As this episode proved, there's a BIG DIFFERENCE.
This week's episode began back in the Boardroom, but unlike the last show, we weren't lucky enough to hear Trump's blaring narration again. I was highly disappointed, but I got over it quickly as I watched Michael crash and burn all over again. While the Gold Rush guys dealt with the wrath of Trump, we cut to Roxanne up in the suite who weighed in with her official Boardroom prediction. "Michael's strong in the Boardroom," she noted. Haha. Not strong enough, BITCH. Don't know where that hostility came from, but it was fun; so I regret nothing.
Well, Michael was dumped by Trump (or as I like to call it, "Drumped" -- I just made that up), and when Lee and Sean returned, the girls could not have seemed less pleased (they still hated Sean for being an alleged turncoat). "Hey Sean. Hey Lee. Ohhhhh," Allie said, making little to no effort to hide her disappointment. Even though I really can't stand Sean (or Allie for that matter), I really want them to go to the final two, just to watch them viciously attack each other one last time in front of Trump.
Meanwhile, Lee couldn't believe his lucky stars that he had survived yet another Boardroom (and believe me, he wasn't the only surprised person). "I keep going in there and keep coming out somehow," he said. Might this foreshadow some sort of Lee demise? I could only hope. Nevertheless, now was a time of celebration. The group all raised their glasses at the dinner table and toasted. "To the fabulous final five! Yay!" Roxanne said, adding, "P.S. that 'fabulous' and 'yay' does not extend to you, SEAN! I hate you."
We then cut to the opening credits, and when we returned to the show, the final five were standing by Trump who announced, "I love working with Microsoft and Wal-Mart." Wow. Big guns today. This would certainly be a step above the P'Eatzza! Anyway, standing next to The Donald were two executives -- a stuffy-looking guy from Wal-Mart and a bald, "cool dude" from Xbox. In a move I highly endorse, the Xbox exec suggested that there should be a limited edition Donald Trump Xbox 360. I couldn't quite envision what it would look like, but I imagined it had bad hair, and every time you'd turn the system on, it would say, "Turning me on is a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!"
Trump then joked that he wanted only ten percent of the Xbox 360 sales, and when he was done giggling (and he was giggling), he told the candidates that they were standing in the showroom for the Donald J. Trump watch collection. One of the hottest watch collections in the entire world! Well, at least according to The Donald. I personally had never heard of them before, but then again, I'm also not a middle-aged man living in Greenwich with Hammacher Schlemmer on speed dial.
Well, this week's task was to create a display environment for Wal-Mart and Microsoft -- two giants in the corporate world. Even Trump had to genuflect a bit. "Together, these two companies are worth over a half a TRILLION DOLLARS!" he extolled. Wow! Trump then added, "Being worth over half a trillion dollars is a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!!!" I didn't understand it either.
Anyway, as I was saying, the teams had to create an interactive, three-dimmensional display that would promote the "hottest new product," the Xbox 360. I can't really attest to whether or not the Xbox 360 really is the hottest new product. Maybe if Microsoft sent me a free one, I'd be able to better judge that (hint, hint), and I'm not just saying that because I'm already pretty much sold on the PS3 (make me a believer, Microsoft! Make me a believer!!).
The teams then went their way, and we followed Gold Rush as Sean attempted to hone his inner gamer (which, I assure you, wasn't there). "I love the Xbox 360! It's so much more than just a great gaming console!" he said, adding, "It's like the fish and chips of videogames!"
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Comments (26)
I feel so dumb- I forgot to watch. Thanks for the recap, B-Side. I'm sorry I missed the screeching cat fight. Since I dislike Allie most, I would have prefered she be fired but that's life. Tammy was no prize either. I don't really care who wins this thing but it is fun to watch.
1 of 26 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on May 16, 2006 7:42 PM
Great recap B-Side! I missed the show because Gray's was on & forgot to record it, but now I wonder why I bother. I should just stick to recaps.
This sure has become one of the best comedies on tv. Do any of these final four (thanks, Bill) really impress anyone? I no longer will feel intellectually inferior to successful business professionals now that I know so many of them are whiny, immature, common-sense-stupid idiots. Even Trump doesn't really impress me now that it seems he enjoys, nay, expects, everyone around him kissing his ass. Ok, his hair would intimidate me the way anything not of this Earth would, but really, the show (for me at least) is all about watching train wrecks week after week. Not like the first season when you had Troy, Kwame, and even Bill when he wasn't a Trump lackey.
2 of 26 | Posted by tvaholic
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Posted on May 16, 2006 7:44 PM
Sean has a movie credit from 2002:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1579618/
Lee's imdb page:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2233219/
3 of 26 | Posted by Casey
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Posted on May 16, 2006 8:02 PM
"Even though I really can't stand Sean (or Allie for that matter), I really want them to go to the final two, just to watch them viciously attack each other one last time in front of Trump."
Makings of the best Finale EVER!
4 of 26 | Posted by Firecat
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Posted on May 16, 2006 9:17 PM
The Donald Trump (Xbox) says "Turning me on is a 30 billion industry".
Melania's prenup begs to differ.
5 of 26 | Posted by doriangz
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Posted on May 16, 2006 9:20 PM
Cabbage Patch Allie is awful, and I am no longer a fan of Roxanne's. I think she is showing total immaturity in her "friendship" with Allie. Allie is a completely toxic influence, and next week when those twits REALLY have to work together, Roxanne is going to realize it. I thought Allie and Tammy should have both been fired.
I can't believe what a royal disaster Sean's presentation was. On principle, I think both teams should have been called into the Boardroom. I've done tradeshows and presentation set-ups, and the first rule is always planning for contingencies. Any real company contracted by Wal-Mart and Microsoft to launch a product, especially a high visibility item, would have probably been sued. I don't understand why the PM's never secure guarantees from vendors - not paying for materials, labor, and transport combined with REALLY bad PR on national television seems like it would pretty much ensure reliability and quality-control. The cost of materials alone (for the booth) was probably about $3500.
I'm predicting Lee and Roxanne in the final two, although I'd rather see Sean and Lee - simply because I think Roxanne is too petty, and childish to be taken seriously. I can't stand Sean either, but at least he's not Allie. If Lee is in the final two, I hope they bring back Lenny and Tarek. If it's Allie, I hope they saddle her with Brent, Andrea, and Theresa, and let the Eye Rolling begin...
6 of 26 | Posted by Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
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Posted on May 16, 2006 9:52 PM
PS- B-Side, I almost died laughing at the picture of Roxanne demonstrating her hypo-thyroid eye-pop. Get that girl some Synthroid - STAT!
7 of 26 | Posted by Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict
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Posted on May 16, 2006 9:56 PM
I can't get behind any of these final candidates. I cant imagine what job in the "Trump Organization" any of them is qualified for. For some reason I think Lee might win though.
More importantly, why didnt Tammy bring rolling luggage like everyone else ? Instead she had to drag her garment bag out to the street.
8 of 26 | Posted by Shoe-In
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Posted on May 17, 2006 6:36 AM
I want to see Lee and Sean in the finals also. The girls are petty fools. Exactly how much time did they spend arguing about the finer points and subtle differences of eye-rolling vs. eye-raising? Please. Give me a break. What kind of executives would they make, really? I wanted Trump to fire Allie, and I think that's where Ivanka was trying to lead him, although he did not take the bait. Oh well. Next week should be interesting. Lee and Sean bonded, and Allie and Roxanne will crash and burn when they have to work together -- who will they single out to attack and blame mistakes on? Should be interesting. And, does anyone know if Squirt (awesome background info, by the way B-Side) actually used Lee and Sean's voices in the movie? That was a pretty cool reward, I have to say.
9 of 26 | Posted by bluebell
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Posted on May 17, 2006 6:57 AM
Rearrange the letters in 'Donald Trump' and you get 'Portland Mud'. Wet dirt from Oregon is a 30 billion industry just waiting to be tapped by Trump.
10 of 26 | Posted by Foxbase Alpha
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Posted on May 17, 2006 8:22 AM
I agree that none of the candidates seem suited for any kind of job, and even though I think he is totally unqualified to do anything, Lee will probably win (boo!)
Roxanne has been my favorite to win, but all 3 of the girls were an embarassment to women in business. I can't believe the level of cattiness! I am willing to give my girl Roxie one more chance to pull it together, give Lee a run for his money and win. Of course if she does I'm sure there will be much moaning from the peanut gallery and people attacking her like they did Randall.
I HATE Sean with a passion. Luckily hating people is 30 billion dollar industry! (hilarious b-side) His over the top hand gestures and exaggerations are so annoying. I would have much rather had Lenny as the voice of BBQ Barry. His Russian grunts would have been super sweet.
11 of 26 | Posted by gasmgrrl
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Posted on May 17, 2006 8:53 AM
I think Trump missed the boat by not realizing when Allie referred to a strategy that called for their alliance to systematically eliminate tyhe other contestants. That implies they deliberately steered the others to failure to benefit a few.
This show is dead in the water. I won't miss it when it gets cancelled.
12 of 26 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on May 17, 2006 9:26 AM
How many apprentices (apprenti?) does one man need anyway???
13 of 26 | Posted by happy_gal
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Posted on May 17, 2006 9:37 AM
A “very special” double product placement episode-during sweeps week no less! Hmmm, double the advertising revenue and double the market penetration. I guess you could call this a double penetration episode. I’m willing to endure the schlocky advertising, as long as Mark Burnett keeps pinching out excellent episodes like this one. The misdirection and unpredictability were fantastic! I didn’t quite understand that “death to traitors” reference, since it was Tammy who got fired…and it wasn’t because of any disloyalty on her part.
I don’t spend too much time in corporate settings these days, but I’ve got think that most executives, when they introduce themselves to someone for the first time, use their first and last names. What the hell was this, Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure? Those tight-asses are probably quick to chastise a subordinate for not addressing them as “Mr.” whatever-the-f-your-last-name-is, during the course of a normal workday. They’re probably just afraid of being mocked by overly critical, vicious bloggers.
J-Unit: Thanks for not referring to Ivanka’s “waxen visage” in this recap. I can’t help but not admire her luscious lips and captivating smile. Why, I…I, think I’m falling hopelessly in love with the Ivankster. She definitely had Allie lined up in her cross hairs this week. Were it not for Dad’s forbearance, we would have certainly seen some blond on blond violence in the boardroom.
14 of 26 | Posted by conrad5
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Posted on May 17, 2006 10:44 AM
Sorry, I meant "B-Side"
15 of 26 | Posted by conrad5
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Posted on May 17, 2006 10:57 AM
Maybe the "traitors" refer to how Roxanne and Allie view Tammy for daring to still talk to Sean. Seriously, they all suck.
As entertaining as the season has been, when the strongest candidate is Lee (I really do see him winning) something is horribly wrong in the selection process.
Someone I really enjoyed was Ivanka. Now that she's getting more comfortable in the role, she's really taking some control with it. Should George ever retire, I'd love to see Ivanka team with Carolyn to be the eyes and ears.
16 of 26 | Posted by Tabby Lavalamp
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Posted on May 17, 2006 12:38 PM
Oh, I almost forgot... I didn't care for the way Trump brushed off the eye rolling. He would never put up with disrespect like that.
17 of 26 | Posted by Tabby Lavalamp
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Posted on May 17, 2006 12:40 PM
Tammy can now go back to her day job as Sandra Bullock's stunt double.
Casey (#3), I checked out Sean's IMDB listing. His film credit was from some 16 minute short film. I would have to believe he must have done a favor for a buddy in film school or something, or that's a pretty pathetic acting resume.
18 of 26 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on May 17, 2006 1:43 PM
By the way, I think if you look at the fairly small number of posts here it's a good reflection on the lack of appeal of these finalists and the general sense that this show is outworn its welcome. I'm still a fan, but was glad to hear they're going to hold off on running the next installment until January. I think by doing two installments a year they have almost run the show into the ground.
19 of 26 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on May 17, 2006 2:50 PM
#6, please. Tammy is not a bad influence on Roxanne. They are both just bitches. I'm surprised it's taken til the last coupla episodes for people to figure out that Roxanne sucks. She lost me when she openly mocked Michael by laughing at him on the phone. Sure, he was being an idiot, but that was just NAST-AY.
I'm a bit confused about the sabotage lesson for this week. Ummmm, how was that relevant when Tammy was the one who got fired??
Once again, another lame firing. So basically these two hos can decide they're totally going to screw Tammy over, and he fires her for not being able to control them. What exactly did he want her to do?
Oh whatever, go Sean, ho-hum.
20 of 26 | Posted by chronic
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Posted on May 17, 2006 2:59 PM
I think Aras stole Adrien's hoodie for the Survivor finale.
21 of 26 | Posted by fycin
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Posted on May 17, 2006 4:37 PM
This is now Lee's game to lose. I don't mind Lee actually, he's young but he's always thinking. Sure he's a kissass, but it's gotten him pretty far already.
22 of 26 | Posted by mangos
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Posted on May 17, 2006 7:32 PM
yep- As much as I hate to admit it, I think Lee's going to win now too.
23 of 26 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on May 17, 2006 8:56 PM
I don't like any of the Final Four. Roxanne alienated me with her cattiness, and I have nothing but hate galore for the other three. These final episodes are going to be hilarious because the tasks are going to be incredibly difficult and we'll get to see new levels of ineptitude. While it's hard to believe it can get any worse than this week's level of suck, I have faith, especially in Sean and Allie.
24 of 26 | Posted by Aries
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Posted on May 17, 2006 11:15 PM
All season long, I thought Roxanne would be a great apprentice but this week, she lost her mind. She was just ridiculous. Now I think Lee will win too... Ugh.
25 of 26 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on May 18, 2006 12:12 PM
It really makes me mad how women are portrayed on this show. They always pick the stupidest, bitchiest women they can find just so that you get a bunch of catfights going on. It's disgusting. And the women are almost always on there, just because they're good looking and thin. And creepy Trump always makes comments about how good they're looking or whatever. It's kind of gross. I mean, I know they pick pretty or "hot" women so that they can reel in some male viewers but COME ON! I would much rather see a mature, full-figured, SMART woman win, even if she's not as "attractive" as the others because she's not as skinny. I mean, the whole men vs women teams last season failed dismally, simply because the cattiness of the women got in the way. The only woman for whom I had respect was Rebecca. Argh. It makes me so mad how having ratings (although not so much this season) and "good" tv drama get in the way of actual talent - take Jade staying on ANTM for instance. Bleah. I've watched the Apprentice since season 2, but I'm getting sick of it. This season has been especially terrible. The only person who I actually liked this entire season was Lenny.
Go Lee. I suppose.
26 of 26 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on May 19, 2006 4:16 PM