Fantastic recap, better than the show itself.

PS. Am I the only one who noticed how much the editors LOVE to focus on Stefani's breasts? We see them more than her face!

"Is that a p***s in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?"

God, that was funny.

Great recap, really concise and funny!

That kiss was really bizarre.

If Nicole was concerned about being stung by a jellyfish while surfing, she should have been more worried about that wily octopus in the hot tub trying to attach his tentacles to her face.

Okay, watching the kissing in the hot tub was painful; he just kept going in over and over, and holding her head in an awkward way each time.

This recap was great, I'm impressed! This show seems to have no hope for getting any better in the future, so it's nice to at least be entertained by the recap!

Zharak, you are completely right. Stefani's boobs are in the foreground of champagne flutes, hanging out the bottom of bikinis and basically all over. But then again, they're smarter and more interesting than half the cast so I can see why the producers went that route. Although I must say it's a shame, because Stefani seems to be one of the only people on the show who has a brain and uses it regularly, and not just to humiliate Surya. Let's see if the next couple of episodes highlight Stefani's REAL attributes.

Could anyone figure out what Aimee yelled at Jenn and Derrick while she was getting in the car? Kinda looked like "f*ck you" to me, but I always think that when the networks bleep out expletives.

Anyone know for sure?

Oh and I'm soooo glad Jenn is gone. I got very tired of looking at her intensely wrinkled forehead constantly; does she need glasses or is that her "I want to please everyone" look, or just what what is the reason for that terrible look?

My own forehead started aching in sympathy every time I saw her, ow.

If you watched this show on nbc.com wouldn't you have noticed that it's spelled Derek and not Derrick? Just saying.

r.pupkin said: If you watched this show on nbc.com wouldn't you have noticed that it's spelled Derek and not Derrick? Just saying.

I know you are directing this to the author and not necessarily me, but since you brought it up, personally I can barely be bothered to remember reality show names at all. Notice how I said in my last comment, "I'm glad Jenn is gone" when I really meant Painful Forehead Girl.

I tend to call them private nicknames, like "Painful Forehead Girl" or "Ewwww" or "Wild Eyed Insecure Black Guy" or "Dyke" (the Olympian) or "Fruity Pebbles". (Fruity Pebbles was for the guy fired last week, cannot remember his real name but he always had kind of a goofy look on his face and he never said a word when he was sitting on Trump's RH side in the board room. That guy. And my husband called him Fruity Pebbles and I guess because it made little sense, it made me laugh the hardest)

Derek, Schmerrick, does it matter?

As Amber said to Rob on that Poker reality show that aired recently, "You're just a reality show guy, Rob, not a REAL celebrity!" (paraphrase)

Oh s-s-n-a-p!

Why bother memorizing their names when there are sooo many reality shows, soooo many players and most of them are soooo utterly forgettable. :)

pupkin - I guess I had a hard enough time remembering that Aimee's name is spelled Aimee. Seriously. Aimee? That just looks completely unnecessary.

I call bullshit. Main Place Mall (where Kinetic was working) is my mall. I'm there twice a week. I am a white girl and while it is true that Hispanics make up 50% of mall traffic, I'd further guess that only maybe 10% of those speak no english.

I think they all just pulled the ol "no speak-a english" trick so they didn't have to join a sweepstakes. That's what I try to do, only being a white girl, I usually have to fake being German or French and my accents are horrid.

Anyway, I think Derek (they only show his name under his head about 800 times per episode, it should be at least as easy to absorb as the mall guide's name) is probably my favorite, only because he has managed to keep his gaping maw shut enough to not get on my nerves.

That guy's name is Derek? I barely register them as having names at all.

This was a good recap. Now I don't actually have to watch this show anymore.

SERIOUSLY - this show is dead. R*I*P* End of story.

This season sucks so much. Contestants who are personality vacuums; pointless challenges; crappy rewards (surfing at Santa Monica??); ridiculous tent sitch (ugh)... I could go on.

The biggest clanger in this episode is Trump's assertion that Gladstone's is "one of Southern California's absolutely best restaurants."

Say WHAT?!?!?!

Hands down the worst meal I ever had was at this overpriced, sub-par, seaside dining establishment. Where they make chunky tinfoil swans of everyone's leftovers. Riiight.

Gee, Trump, have you never heard of Cut, Spago, Providence, Sona, Valentino, Ortolan, Lucques, Jar, Urasawa, AOC, Angelini Osteria, Max?

Just a handful of some of the actual finest restaurants here in LA.

This show blows. The only reason I still watch is that it helps me enjoy the recaps more (nice job Jordan). We used to laugh at the contestants, now we're laughing at the show itself. Very sad how far this show has fallen.

As annoying as Frankie Suits is, at least he has a personality. This is the blandest group ever assembled by far. I will try to enjoy what surely will be the last season of this show.

I'm glad Aimee is gone. I got very tired of her sour look and perpetual frown lines.
Someone please jab her with a needle full of botox!

Thanks for the recap, I missed this episode, and I have a feeling that's going to happen alot more...not loving this season at all. Lovin' the recaps though!

I can't believe there is no screen shot of Aimee's evil eye before getting into the cab. It was like a really bad actor trying to portray anger. Priceless!