Previously on the Apprentice, Derek got his white trash self fired, and Jenn was also shown the door for being a bad Project Manager.
Back in Tent City, the four remaining members of Kinetic discuss the fact that they need to get a win. This black and white tent-o-vision is really starting to remind me of the Blair Witch Project, minus the shaky-cam. All we need is some really awful dialogue and complaints about walking around in circles and we're there.
"I'm so scared right now!"
Inside the mansion, Surya goes on and on about how much he loves his new team. "You guys are so smart, you guys are so wonderful," blah blah blah. God this guy is conniving. Frank can't take anymore of Surya's bullshit and gets up and goes to bed. And for possibly the first time all season, I can actually agree with Frank's comments when he says "I hate Surya." Indeed.
"My Members Only jacket is being dry cleaned."
The next morning (sans early morning phone call again) the teams gather at Echo Park where they're greeted by Trump and his right-hand man for this task, Bill. Trump is finally sporting a new tie, going with purple for the day. I'm not sure what happened to the Go Cuse orange one, maybe it's finally being dry-cleaned. Maybe he was just upset they got left out of the NCAA's this year. In any case, today's color remains purple. Trump also introduces an exec from GNC, the judge for this week's task.
This week's task is to perform a halftime show during an LA Galaxy game to promote GNC. Oooh, professional soccer! Apprentice LA has finally hit the big time! There's gotta be at least, I don't know, at least a dozen people in this country who follow American soccer. Maybe more.
In their van, Tim comes up with some idea about a boxing match and while everyone gets really excited about it, Surya calls a timeout and wants everyone to be quiet and think for five minutes. While it doesn't seem to make a lot of sense to shut up while you're trying to brainstorm, Frank continues his douchebaggery during the five minutes of silence with constant updates on how much time is left. I'm having a hard time deciding who I hate more on this team...Surya is clearly a horrible leader but Frank is clearly mentally retarded.
Reflection Time. Right before nap time but after snack time.
Over in Van Kinetic, Kristine mentions that she used to run the halftime promotions for the arena football team in Miami so she takes charge as the PM. Wow, professional soccer AND arena football? With any luck someone will have some experience working for the National Spelling Bee or perhaps the Ping Pong Championships.
Kristine explains her idea of having a bunch of people dressed up as vitamins and overcoming various obstacles. Muna expresses some concerns about the idea but Kristine assures Muna that everything will be okay.
Over in some giant workshop, Team Arrow begins designing their boxing ring when James pipes up and begins saying he's not sure it's such a great idea anymore. Hmm, maybe he should have thought of this earlier during the five minute reflection period. Oh well, too late now.
Across the way in their workshop, Team Kinetic designs all of their costumes and props. According to Kristine, Muna starts acting like a control freak. I'm not sure where all of this bad blood started between the two of them, but I can only hope it ends in a bikini-clad mud wrestling match. To the death.
Also, I could be wrong, but it appears that a lot of their signage is in both English AND Spanish! Hey, looks like someone finally learned their lesson.
The teams head over to the soccer arena and do a few test runs of their program. This is going to get ugly. In the locker room, James continues to worry that their program isn't going to be able to get the message across to 15,000 people. 15,000 people go to Galaxy games? Really?
Even Bill is starting to worry. He tells us that it's utter chaos in the locker room and that it will be a miracle if they can pull this off. The good news however, is that it will be halftime at a professional American soccer game, so most of the "fans" will be asleep anyway if they haven't already left the building.
And it hits halftime, with the exciting score of 0-0! American soccer, you gotta love it.
Thrilling.
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Comments (6)
I don't think Surya should have gone. He's verbose and bland, but he's not the worst thing about that team (I'm lookin at you, useless James). There was no way Tim was going to be fired: he is one-half of the sorry-ass love match Trump is so desperately trying to make happen because he thinks it will boost ratings. Newsflash, Trump: Love only captures the imagination of Americans when the participants are somewhat likable.
One thing I notice about Trump is that every week, he fires the person everyone gangs up on. He didn't used to do that (which is why people like Omorosa stuck around longer than you'd think).
I don't even get why he shows up anymore. He should have them vote each other out, Survivor style.
1 of 6 | Posted by Die_MediaWhores
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Posted on March 13, 2007 3:32 PM
I disagree, Die. A leader has to inspire his/her followers. Surya clearly did not. Part of the position they are being hired to do is to be leaders. (As much as one can be in the Trump organization). Surya overtalked and did not listen and deserved to be fired. He was aggravating and annoying.
I am going to say this now. My prediction is for Stefani to win this thing.
2 of 6 | Posted by slutty_whore
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Posted on March 13, 2007 4:34 PM
Funny screencaps! Lame show though... I don't know why I continue to watch it. Surya wasn't stellar but I think if he was on a previous season he would have fared much better. This season is just so random and he doesn't quite fit in with the bunch. In fact, I can't imagine any of the previous Apprentice winners fitting in with this bunch except for maybe Sean.
3 of 6 | Posted by KermitGirl22
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Posted on March 14, 2007 7:43 AM
Jordan, I guess you did what you could with the steaming pile of crap this episode was.
This show is now just plain bad, and not of the "so bad it's fun to watch" variety.
Apparently both halftime shows were so lame the crowd, who were supposed to vote, refused to participate, according to realityblurred.com, and that only with creative editing they made it look like the crowd loved Kinetic's show.
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/the_apprentice_6/2007_Mar_12_halftime_show_editing
4 of 6 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on March 15, 2007 7:23 AM
It’s hard to determine which was the most egregious firing offense this week: Surya’s unintelligible corporate babble-speak, James’s CYA hedging, or Frank’s frank insubordination. Surya’s suggestion to sit quietly and think for 5 minutes before pitching a concept really wasn’t a bad idea. Thinking before speaking is usually a good thing. But this is an act that Frank, who apparently suffers from adult-ADD, was incapable of performing.
In any real business setting, the type of public disrespect towards your superior (or even co-worker) that Frank displayed, gets you fired. Perhaps, if team Arrow-gant had spent just a few more minutes considering the propriety of their original idea at the outset, they wouldn’t have been questioning and rethinking their whole premise, 10 minutes before show time. When the usually overconfident (for no apparent reason) James suffered from an attack of the vapors, one had to wonder if this was a mere contrivance, to separate him from the idiocy of his team’s plan.
In prior seasons, Trump would routinely retain qualified contestants, despite any poor relations they may have with the rest of their team. Now, the show has degenerated into a high school popularity contest. If you’re not one of the cool kids who wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothes, then be prepared to be ganged up upon in the boardroom, and fired. This show is all about alliances now- not skills or performance. If Adam Smith were a contestant, he would probably be fired, for sporting a shitty haircut.
Note to Mark Burnette about the whole “haves/have not” thing: We get it, we get it, we effing get it! I’ve seen concepts conveyed with more subtlety in Bugs Bunny-Road Runner cartoons. Please do a re-edit on forthcoming episodes, and quit bludgeoning your audience to death with this blunt instrument. We are an endangered species. If this show doesn’t improve soon, it will certainly be substituted by a midseason replacement.
5 of 6 | Posted by conrad5
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Posted on March 15, 2007 9:58 PM
Jordan,
photo subtitles are hilarious! keep it up...
Does anyone think Trump looked a tad paunchy in his golfing get-up?
I think Trump only fires project managers now. the only way he tries to shake things up is to also occasionally also fire one additional person who has been "controversial" but still, now every show has that predictability
He would never be able to hire Surya as an apprentice, between his pressured speech, his overly intense behavior and his pop eyes. NOT apprentice material.
ps. once trump sees the footage of Surya whispering tearfully through the bushes, "I wish I'd never left..." he would have to fire him on pansy grounds alone
It pains me to say it but I think our new apprentice may be that self righteous holier than thou Heidi (can't stand the smirks she makes when her team wins or when she gleans another compliment from trump)
6 of 6 | Posted by lovedoctor
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Posted on March 15, 2007 10:27 PM