Zathura! - 
by B-Side
It's Friday morning. 3:17 AM to be exact, and I'm now finally sitting down to watch The Apprentice. In the interest of saving a little time and getting this post up on a Friday for once, I've decided to change things up a bit and liveblog the hour. It's bound to be a good one. After all, this is the episode that shamefully promotes Zenthura. I haven't even seen the show, and I've already spent the past six hours saying, "ZENTHURA!" It's almost as good as Steve Wynn's "LE RÊVE!" (I can't explain it. Just go to his website and hunt down "Le Rêve" in the shows category). One question: it is Zenthura, right? Right??
3:29 AM
Ah, reliving the last stand of Toral. So sad to see her go.
3:30 AM
Up in the suite, the guys expect Felisha to be fired. I think Felisha should have been fired -- for not being able to spell HER OWN NAME.
3:33 AM
You know, Marshawn is really strong and articulate. She basically tells the women to stop talking behind each other's backs. All the women agree. Cut to five minutes later: "OMG, did you see what Marshawn was wearing? What a bitch!"
3:34 AM
Ah, the early morning Rhona call. Alla steps out of the bedroom looking like an old woman in her layers of bathrobes and such. She picks up the banana phone and learns that Trump is very busy that morning, but he wants to meet everyone at 7:30 AM. ZENTHURA! Sorry, that was premature.
3:36 AM
Trump meets everyone at a park. No George this week, but we get Bill Rancic, who still looks like he just won his job about three hours earlier. Why don't Kelley or Kendra ever show up?
3:38 AM
Trump tells the women that they have the option to take someone from Excel. They get a minute to confer, but they already know who they want. Squidward! a.k.a. Randal a.k.a. Not Happy. "Shit!" mouths a frustrated Josh.
3:40 AM
Felisha says: "Capital Edge picked Randal for two reasons. 1) We thought he would be an asset to our team, and 2) we thought it would hurt the men's team to lose him." And of course reason number three: once you black, you never go back.
3:42 AM
Trump says that teams will be designing floats and working with Sony Pictures. On top of that, he adds that Sony Pictures is "one of the great movie pictures companies in the world." I'm sure the suits at NBC UNIVERSAL really liked that plug.
3:44 AM
Trump says that the movie is called "ZATHURA!" Wait? I've been calling it "Zenthura?" I've been pulling a Jen all this time? That's just embarrassing.
3:45 AM
Okay, this task is dumb. Build a float to "incorporate the spirit of the movie?" What's next? Gratuitous celebrity cameos from the stars?
3:47 AM
The answer to that last question: yes. Trump: "You'll meet with the director of the movie, John Favreau." Man, remember when that guy had cred? Daredevil and then Zathura? He's done.
3:49 AM
Josh is concerned that the women stole Randal. "Randal has our secret sauce," he says. Literally. They were planning on making Big Macs that afternoon.
3:53 AM
MONEY MATTERS! It's the big lesson of the week. And to demonstrate that point, we see Trump talking on the phone with Miss Universe sitting nearby. So you see, money does matter. Because without money, Miss Universe would never be sitting next to The Donald.
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