Smug Stephanie irritates the hell out of me for being so.....well, smug! I was so hoping he was getting rid of her this week. At this stage, I like Tessa, she seems to be level-headed, and "in it for the right reasons".

I am now officially a loyal reader of Honey G's so-much-more-than-a-recap commentary!

You joke, you smirk, you snark...and most importantly you manage to WATCH this drivel! God bless you!

I have to agree with your parallel dating methods - I think it's important that EVERY man know how difficult it is to apply liquid eyeliner and blow-dry his hair with a round brush. I'll give him extra points if he burns himself on the curling iron and I have to rush him to the hospital! What a man! He's not afraid to get "down and dirty!"

Thanks again for the fantastic recap! I think I'll just stick to reading your recaps instead of trying (and often failing) to sit through a full episode. I agree with nubile hag (above comments) - you deserve some kind of medal for sitting through it all. :D

Congratulations on making me laugh so early in the morning. You've got serious talent, girl!!

This review is witty, clever, insightful and just fun. It's been my best read of the week.

Anyone else notice that Smug Stephanie is a little bit out of her league? I mean, her hair isn't as good as the other girls, she's a little bit more raggedy and her eyebrows are OUT OF CONTROL!!

I just wonder where she gets all of her smugness. I mean there are more beautiful women on the show that are way more humble.

Maybe Mayo likes a woman who is constantly surprised, and thus enjoys her over arched eyebrows.

So funny, I wonder who will fake a pregnancy.

Thanks HG!

LOVE the recaps--thanks!

I can't stand Smug Stephanie. I don't even think she's pretty.

I was really surprised Andy chose Tessa over Peyton. I like Tessa a lot but didn't think he did. There didn't seem to be much of a connection. Oh well.

I think calling Bevin a "fallen soldier" was ridiculous when our men and women in uniform are risking their lives every day. I would think some folks in the military would find this offensive.

HG - I am so happy you screencapped that shot of Smug Steph with her mouth open. When I was watching it I thought to myself, I would totally screencap that. It was priceless.

And yes GnomeCorp...her eyebrows, her gums, her everything are out of control. She is not attractive. My husband was passing thru the room when I was watching this and he was like wtf - that girl is busted. So true!

Also, did anyone else hear Danielle mention that her boyfriend actually died when they were in bed together? I was like whoa!!! No wonder she keeps mentioning it, she is probably still reeling from that. I cannot imagine waking up next to someone that was alive when you went to sleep and dead when you woke up. I know I would feel like I could've done something because I was right there...

I particularly loved it when Tessa and Pey-ton were touring the ship with their DRINKS! Oh, producers, why must you always keep 'em buzzed? So the Mayo looks good? I'm kind of rooting (?) for Danielle, 'cuz I'm a Nutmegger.

One more comment...both of the ladies DOR'd this week were financial analysts (hard to believe, but I'll bite). I wonder if next week he'll chose alphabetically.

Regarding him not seeming to be into Tessa, that is all ABC manipulating you and me for a shocker. Just you watch, at the very end when you are most positive it will be one, it will certainly be the other.

I've played this game for 10 years now, you can't fool me ABC!

Dude! These recaps almost makes the show seem like a comedy that's actually watchable...but I know better. Like many of the others I am glad you are here to relieve us from the horror that is watching The Bachelor. I've said it before and I'll say it again... Excellent work!

Honeyg is a genious! I have laughed myself right off my chair with every recap. It's much more fun than the show. Keep it up!

THANK YOU for the screencap about Stephanie's moles. I am surprised she has so much confidence. Maybe she is too busy taking care of her body to notice her own face? My theory could also explain her eybrows...

Honey G is making this show as entertaining as it can be. I didn't start watching this show until I came across Honey G's recaps. She is hillarious and tells it how it really is. Keep it up!