As Edgar Stiles my TiVo said, I missed the first fifteen minutes of this week's show. But since it was just PlainSaraH hanging out with Travis' family (his sister, brother-in-law and two nieces, to be exact), I'm sure nothing exciting happened. Unless you count hugging as exciting, which PlainSaraH obviously does. So in her mind, the afternoon's probably been a totally orgasmic experience.

We pick up the action with PlainSaraH arriving at the Chateau to meet Travis' parents. And right off the bat, she starts with the hugging. Do I know my PlainSaraH or what? The family can't get over the fact that she and Travis live less than a mile apart. "I can't believe you had to come all the way to Paris to tap a fine piece of Nashville ass," Travis' astonished father says. Actually, he just thinks it's an amazing coincidence. He doesn't understand why there's no prize money involved, however, and that all the final woman wins is the heart of his son. Yeah, we don't get it either, DaddyT.

Daddy and MommyT decide to interrogate PlainSaraH in the other room. They ask about the group dates, and the one-on-one dates, and how Travis got along with her parents. PlainSaraH tells them that from the minute she got out of the limousine she thought she'd be there at the end. "I always set goals for myself," she tells them. Evidently, she just doesn't set very lofty goals. But at least she sets them. She ends by telling them she's there because she wants a relationship with their son. Their time together has been "amazing". It makes Travis' mom cry. And me thirsty. Anyone seen my beer?

Speaking of Trav (that's what his Mom calls him; it totally reminds me of how my mom calls me Cop), at dinner he tells the fam his time in Paris has been an "amazing" adventure, but he's ready for it to be over. "I give each of the women 100 percent of my attention," he says, "but it's hard saying goodbye. So I usually have that little bitch Host Chris Harrison do it for me."