On his way to the airport in the DeLorean, Mayo has a dreamy reverie about each of the girls and their respective journeys. He starts with Tessa. He knew from the beginning that she was dynamic. He also likes that she's mature, experienced, and sophisticated (um, when did she showcase all that?). He finds it exciting that he's had to chase her and woo her, but she hasn't put her heart on her sleeve and he's worried there's a disconnect. Basically, we already knew all of that from him saying it 100 times before. Next is Gloomy Danielle. Gloomy Danielle is the most invested of all the women. We haven't really seen that much of her, so I guess he's basing this theory on the speeches she's made at all of the Pre-Rose-Ceremony parties. Also she's really tough because she's known someone who died - just like Mayo, and just like 95% of the population. She has a lot of strength but Mayo doesn't know if she'll just be a friend or a lifelong partner. And I honestly think they just replayed the audio from last week's Pre-Rose-Ceremony party when Mayo described Gloomy Danielle. Let's see what they'll repeat about Amber. She has a beautiful smile and he likes being around her, but he can't get over the fact that she's only 23 because he typically doesn't like younger women. But seeing her interact with the kids on the playground proves that she'll be a great mother, so Mayo is really torn. He obviously doesn't know that she cooked dinner every night for years and is the most mature 23-year-old ever. Sulky Bevin is the one with the major physical attraction - although I'm not too sure why. He talks again about their electrical current and how he's continually impressed with her. She keeps getting better and better. He clearly hasn't seen the same footage we have, and is really excited about having a reliable booty call. Basically they are all glorious and he has no idea how he'll ever choose, so he's excited to meet the families and see what bad stuff he can uncover.

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Last Comment: couchpotato on May 14, 2007 06:52 PM.

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tvjunkie :

Very funny recap Honey! Great screencaps too - "what's the story jerk-face" had me cracking up.

Gloomy Danielle needs to go...no personality & all the talk of death is killing me.

To me, Tessa seems the most genuine person - don't know if she's into Andy or not - but she seems like she'd be cool to hang out with.

Amby and the constant one-sided hair pulling - I'm so glad you noticed too. It reminded me of the snooty girls in my high school. I repeat HIGH SCHOOL.

Bevin just comes off as way too needy & clingy. And oh, all the crying - she cried more in that episode than I have in about 5 years.

1 of 6 | Posted by tvjunkie | Posted on May 10, 2007 7:44 PM

maybeimamazed02 :

I'm not surprised Mayo couldn't get a date in college. I'd call him a dork, but that's an insult to dorks.

He's the classic example of the Good on Paper Guy (a la Sex and the City). Doctor, soldier, triathlete...awesome, but if you can't carry on a conversation, I'm not interested.

2 of 6 | Posted by maybeimamazed02 | Posted on May 11, 2007 9:43 AM

bfrost :

Fantastic recap! You nail it every time! I have to say that Bevin's dad was freaky. Does anyone really have conversations like that with their parents? Why was he crying so much? I will die if she "wins". As for Tessa's "best friend" Samantha, bitch shut up! She was so jealous over Tessa's camera time, she had to try and hog the spotlight for herself. What was this, the Spanish Inquisition? I loved your comments on Mayo being outraged by Tessa wanting to be there for "fun", and him "having to court her"! God forbid! A friend of a friend dated him in SF and said he was way too into working out and himself...ha ha

3 of 6 | Posted by bfrost | Posted on May 11, 2007 7:39 PM

couchpotato :

Why is Danielle still there, she is so boring. At least the 23 year old is hot, choose her for one more week dude. His choices suck. Bevin's terrible and Tessa is so not into him and I don't blame her, he's such a dork.... but very cute :-)

4 of 6 | Posted by couchpotato | Posted on May 11, 2007 10:33 PM

DP Hooker :

you are the best. your screencaps crack me up every time.

it's funny that amby was that worried about kissing students when she was basically showing all her students her hoo-ha with her super short dress. i'm glad she is gone and hope sobby, old pathetic bevin is dropped after hawaii.

5 of 6 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on May 14, 2007 12:35 PM

couchpotato :

Why does he talk so slow!!!!!

6 of 6 | Posted by couchpotato | Posted on May 14, 2007 6:52 PM

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