Excuse me while I faint from surprise, but according to an article on TMZ.com it seems that The Bachelor Andy "Mayo" Baldwin and his fake fiancée co-winner Tessa Horst have called off their engagement! Moment of silence, please. Well now what? I was clinging to the true and tender televised faux-mance of Mayo and Tessa as the last vestige of true love in a jaded world of cynicism and selfishness. Really, if these two can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us? Should we just give up now? The silver lining to this cloud of tragedy is, of course, that Mayo is back on the market! Form an orderly line and take a number, ladies because this one's a keeper.
Single and available! Lucky us!
In a compassionate attempt to revive my faith in destiny, ABC is presenting an 11th brand new Bachelor for us starting September 24th. Take a deep breath and prepare to meet... Brad Womack. He owns a bar. Uh....judge for yourself. I'll reserve my judgment for the recaps! See you then!
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Comments (3)
Holy eyebrows, Batman.
Why can't they just bring back Andrew Firestone? Yum.
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Posted on August 28, 2007 4:54 PM
Is that really Mayo in the Speedo??? Who knew he had such bulging quads.
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Posted on August 28, 2007 5:41 PM
Oh WOW! That new guy is HOT! Blue eyes, scruffy, so yummy. I bet after 10 minutes of his personality coming through, I am going to hate him.
I bet that this "process" will be the hardest thing he's ever had to do and that he didn't want to hurt anyone but he has to follow his heart and see who he can see himself with in the long term. I.E. women who like to do things that he does like throw a football, fart a lot, and watch WWE.
I also bet that the women will be enchanted with him within the ten minutes it takes me to turn on him, and that they ALL will "definitely see a future" with him.
"Coming up...the Bachelor will make his most difficult decision yet..."
Right.
Sadly, I will be tuning in for every painful, monotonous, repetitive, scene of him picking the worst choice of a woman for himself, and I will be on here commenting on how Brad and his choice have just broken up.
Has anyone read up on this fool? He's being represented as someone having "strong values" because he dropped out of college after 1 year and fell into bar tending bc his brothers were doing it. Oh wait, I also forgot that he worked in oil fields across the country, and by across the country they mean Texas and Louisiana. Hmmmm...sounds like a whole lot of over compensating.
It also says that being raised in a single-parent home helped to instill in him the importance of a stable family....see mayo, THIS is a good use of the word "irony," not when you share a birthday with someone, you douche bag.
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Posted on August 30, 2007 4:02 PM