I do. Period.

That was great! I think he will chose Canadian Sarah.

Yay! Another awesome recap! I can't wait til next week's!

I love, by the way, the "doy" shots of Travis you keep getting for us. Love 'em.

I haven't earned any favors yet, but is it possible for someone, anyone, to capture Yvonne's descent into "WTF?" over the course of the show? By the end, her face was huge and heavy and masculine and no effin' WONDER she was sent packing.

P.S. My pick (cuz she's my fave) is Susan. She's just so pretty! (

I like susan too!!! I freaking hate Sarah from Canada, shes too young and annoying, that relationship ain't gonna go so far after paris

I have a caption for that pic-

"Look Dr. Stork, my eggs are rotting!"

Great recap copygodd-as usual.

It's obvious that it's going to be either Susan or Sarah from Canada. I like them both. I think he lied when he said that if he would kiss anyone it would be her(Sarah), becuz he was going to kiss Susan until he got interrupted! Great recap copygodd!!

Paris doesn't look so romantic on TV because of the closeups and artificial lighting. I just spent Christmas week there and have to say it's charm is in it's breathtaking views. The old world architecture is plentiful and that combined with the amazing layout and views from almost everywhere make it overwhelming.

Also, Parisians make out everywhere, all the time, no matter what. You start to feel like the only one who didn't know it was a makeout party.

Hilarious recap.

Okay, I probably wouldn't be saying this if it weren't for patriotism, but I like SaraH-eh?. Even though she is young and it definately shows, sometimes the surferdude comes out in Travis and it totally matches her. I'm also pretty sure that she's high at least half the time.

Jess: I was really looking forward to a screencap of Yvonne's curled lip as well.

Here's a caption for you: "Travis! Travis! Lookie here! If we just bend over a little bit, we can lick our own..."

sorry kids, thought i had a shot of yvonne's lip, but i just checked and all i have is one of her with her eyes closed.

and i deleted the ep off my tivo last night.

if anyone has one they'd like to send me, i'd be glad to post it.

Did anyone else get the idea that if he could, Travis would have taken away Tara's and Jihad's roses? I wish he would have-that ould have been awesome.
I have a new drinking game-much like taking a shot every time someone says perimeter on 24-you could take a shot every time someone says "amazing" on The Bachelor. You'll be dead from alcohol poisoning before the show is half over. Speaking of alcohol, did anyone notice how all the women were drinking ice water before the rose ceremony?

I'd have to go with Canadian too. Seems almost normal, to the point where I kinda wonder what she's doing on the show. Susan's very pretty and will go far just for that, but her profile is ridiculous (whoever said she looked like Cassandra from ATNM is right, spooky almost). I wouldn't count out Tara, Jihad, or Jennifer at this point.

But honestly I find it painful to watch these women gushing over the incredible connection they feel for this dull plank of wood. Just once I'd like to hear one woman say, "sorry but you suck I'm leaving". This guy has zero charisma, personality, sense of humour, nothing. And is not even all that great looking (points for being tall and having hair, I s'pose). If I have to listen to him say "I'm the luckiest guy in France right now, I want to thank you ladies for making this such a special day, I wish I had roses for every one of you" (which wouldn't be so awful if he could at least manage to sound earnest or sincere while saying it) one more time, I will HURL.

That O'Connell cast-off was infinitely more entertaining than this dud. What ever happened with him and his pick. Nice enough girl, but I don't think quite sexy enough for someone who's brother's (implausibly) dating Rebecca Romijn.

Zoobabe- too funny! that's perfect!

OMG! The picture of that chick with the Billy Bob teeth with the caption was. freaking. hilarious. I'm sure everyone at work things I'm retarded now. Thanks.

They actually pronounce Seine properly - like French people do.
Being French myself I was surprising the whole bunch og gooseheads knew the proper pronunciations but that only confirms my idea that most of the scenes are rehearsed with the production.

I think my favorite part of the episode was not when Kristen put in the orange rind teeth, but when she then attempted to take a sip of her red wine and dribbled a little onto her chin.

I agree about the gushing - I think I was most shocked to hear Jihad (I don't even care to know her real name now) gushing on the top of the Arc about how her ideal end result to the show would be Travis proposing to her in Paris. At that point we can assume she'd known him for what, 2 or 3 days? And had spent maybe 20 minutes of face-to-face time with him? It makes me wonder how any of them survive in actual relationships.

Travis referring to any grouping of B'ettes as "you guys" would also surely be a drinking game doozy. At least give them a "hey ladies" or something once in a while, Dr. T!

Copygod,
I will watch this show just to read your re-caps. You have earned the compliments. The capture captions made me snort out loud, and the K-Whack CPL, Caligula, Sen River and Shakespeare whirling dervish lines were way tooo funny. You are damn good at what you do. We love it!!! Dizzy

Possible Caption,

Travis, three things I like best are, shopping, walking on the beach and ...

Zoobabe, pretty good.

ho-pefuls...priceless!

Does anyone else think that Jennifer looks familiar? I think she's been on another reality show or something, but I can't place it.

I think these girls are the biggest lushes in the history of The Bachelor. The champagne must have been replaced with moonshine or something. I just hope the producers keep it flowing freely.

Oh, LRO9, you stole my favorite thing. I thought ho-pefuls was perfect, too. I can't imagine who these strange women who go on this show are. Does anyone really think that they are going to fall in love with this stranger in less than 2 days and several brief encounters mostly viewed through wine goggles?

I could not believe that one girl trying so hard to make poor Travis laugh on their individual date. It was like she couldn't face life unless she clowned it up. Maybe she has a future with Barnum and Bailey??

Anyway, I'm hooked again. Don't really care if it ends up in true love because the awkward, fumbling path is worth it all.

copygodd- I dont even watch this show, but your recap was absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

MrsTimGunn- if they survived other relationships, why would they even be on this show? Was it in SLeepless in Seattle that Rosie Odonnell told Meg Ryan that she doesnt want Love, she wants Movie love. Or something along those lines. Thats what these people want. Movie Love, its fiction. ABsolutely rediculous to think that anyone could actually fall in love doing this stuff...

"That's V for Victory!"
-or-
The new French sign commemorating "V-D" day when all of France was liberated from this cornball show.

Unless they do something extraordinarily wonderful in the next episode, I think Jihad and Tara are gone. Travis did not seem amused that they busted in when he was with Susan and I think had they not already received a rose, he would have cut them right then.
Kristen's date was painful to watch. I actually felt embarrassed for her. I don't know if she is actually crazy or if it was just the pressure of being on TV with a "get it right or go home" scenario.

Great recap...
Sometimes it is just too painful watching this show, but I cant stop!
I just love how the girls are like how thoughtful he called my mom for my favorite food, or how thoughtful he got me a cake for my b-day. Come on now he isn't thinking of this crap on his own. Its called the producers!
Oh and he was so totally pissed about those two busting in, they are GONE.

I forgot one thing... Who the heck brings along those redneck teeth on a DATE??? She sunk her own battleship.

Okay, here's what you do,....find a picture of Ron Howard as Opie on the Andy Griffith show, and you tell me - is that not our beloved Dr. Stork!??? Hell, he's even a taller more buff version of Richie Cunningham! I would bet you a trillion bucks he'll be bald by 45!!!
Please, I urge you - check out the Ron Howard pictures!