PBo is really excited about the overnight dates, because he's still confused about which woman to choose. And spending a night with them and getting a little stinky pinky could go a long way toward helping him make his decision. Other things that could help: ben wa balls.

The first date is with Jennifer in Goteburg, Sweden. It's funny, every time Jennifer shows up on camera I'm all like who's she? Seriously, with the exception of her father threatening PLo with a shotgun wedding, has she done anything remotely memorable? I'd go back and check my other recaps to see, but I really don't care all that much.

Anyway, LZo ways that when he's with Jen he feels like he's the only person around. None of this "having to pay attention to the woman" crap; it's all about Cousin Larry. That, or maybe he can't remember her either.

Actually, he really likes Jen, but his only concern is she said she has a hard time opening up. So he's hoping an amusement park will help bring out her emotional side. It would me. Especially if there's a clown and the emotion you're looking for is sheer, unadulterated terror.

While walking through the park, PBo asks Jen to try and pronounce some of the names. Why? Is his family's name all over this park too? Nope, it's just a bunch of Swedish gibberish. Which PBo says sounds German. He's so worldly. Where's Beaker when you really need him?

Jen says she's really starting to fall for PBo, and she wants him to know her in ways he hasn't got to know her yet. You know, biblically. To make matters worse, there are two other B'ettes she's still competing with, so at the very least she's going to have to let him touch the girls on this date. But only over the bra. Still, that's got to be better than what The Virgin will let him get away with.

After the amusement park, they head to the local Ice Bar, where everything is made of ice and ice-like substances. Including the bartendress. "This could be the coolest bar I've ever been in," PBo says. Get it? Because it's cold? Oh, PBo, you slay me.

He asks Jen if she'd ever consider moving to New York. Sure. Her job is in Miami, but she only has the students for one year. Then it's a whole new bunch. Besides, she can teach anywhere. But what about her parents? Would they be okay with it? As long as her parents can visit her anytime they want, they'd be fine. I'm not sure, but isn't New York filled with liberals who want to outlaw guns? Her dad is most definitely not going to be fine with that.

LBo tells us the fact that she'd up and move to another state for a guy she just met a couple weeks ago means a lot to him. It means a lot to me, too. Namely, she's unstable and quite possibly a stalker.

Dinner is a time for questions. So let the questioning begin! First off, PBo asks Jen to pass the meatballs and lingonberries. Then he asks if she's ever been in love, and how many times. She answers twice: once when she was 16 and once during college. That last one was a painful breakup, but it's all good, because that which doesn't kill you makes you a better B'ette. Having her heart ripped from her chest has taught her that she's ready to get married and have kids. Okay... Hey, wait a minute, Jen's a teacher. So can't she have a kid or two whenever she wants? Ah, nothing like a little pedophile humor to keep the recap moving along.

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