PBo is really excited about the overnight dates, because he's still confused about which woman to choose. And spending a night with them and getting a little stinky pinky could go a long way toward helping him make his decision. Other things that could help: ben wa balls.
The first date is with Jennifer in Goteburg, Sweden. It's funny, every time Jennifer shows up on camera I'm all like who's she? Seriously, with the exception of her father threatening PLo with a shotgun wedding, has she done anything remotely memorable? I'd go back and check my other recaps to see, but I really don't care all that much.
Rollercoaster of Love. Say what?
Anyway, LZo ways that when he's with Jen he feels like he's the only person around. None of this "having to pay attention to the woman" crap; it's all about Cousin Larry. That, or maybe he can't remember her either.
Actually, he really likes Jen, but his only concern is she said she has a hard time opening up. So he's hoping an amusement park will help bring out her emotional side. It would me. Especially if there's a clown and the emotion you're looking for is sheer, unadulterated terror.
While walking through the park, PBo asks Jen to try and pronounce some of the names. Why? Is his family's name all over this park too? Nope, it's just a bunch of Swedish gibberish. Which PBo says sounds German. He's so worldly. Where's Beaker when you really need him?
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Jen says she's really starting to fall for PBo, and she wants him to know her in ways he hasn't got to know her yet. You know, biblically. To make matters worse, there are two other B'ettes she's still competing with, so at the very least she's going to have to let him touch the girls on this date. But only over the bra. Still, that's got to be better than what The Virgin will let him get away with.
After the amusement park, they head to the local Ice Bar, where everything is made of ice and ice-like substances. Including the bartendress. "This could be the coolest bar I've ever been in," PBo says. Get it? Because it's cold? Oh, PBo, you slay me.
He asks Jen if she'd ever consider moving to New York. Sure. Her job is in Miami, but she only has the students for one year. Then it's a whole new bunch. Besides, she can teach anywhere. But what about her parents? Would they be okay with it? As long as her parents can visit her anytime they want, they'd be fine. I'm not sure, but isn't New York filled with liberals who want to outlaw guns? Her dad is most definitely not going to be fine with that.
LBo tells us the fact that she'd up and move to another state for a guy she just met a couple weeks ago means a lot to him. It means a lot to me, too. Namely, she's unstable and quite possibly a stalker.
It's Cosmo's moon!
Dinner is a time for questions. So let the questioning begin! First off, PBo asks Jen to pass the meatballs and lingonberries. Then he asks if she's ever been in love, and how many times. She answers twice: once when she was 16 and once during college. That last one was a painful breakup, but it's all good, because that which doesn't kill you makes you a better B'ette. Having her heart ripped from her chest has taught her that she's ready to get married and have kids. Okay... Hey, wait a minute, Jen's a teacher. So can't she have a kid or two whenever she wants? Ah, nothing like a little pedophile humor to keep the recap moving along.
Jen's turn to ask a question: What makes a relationship work? PBo says that having a good time with that person is important. As are understanding and keeping it fun. And having a lot of things in common. Such as an appreciation for hardcore bukkake.
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Comments (14)
The "WWACD?" portion of the recap brought a huge grin to this liberal's face. Thanks copygodd!! Go Dems! Six in "06!!
1 of 14 | Posted by unwise
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Posted on November 15, 2006 2:35 PM
Aww, Copygodd, are you scared of clowns?
HB got a shout out. I'm jealous.
2 of 14 | Posted by Karo
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Posted on November 15, 2006 2:55 PM
cg - I suppose you think that just b/c you make me laugh, give me some incredible movie/tv/music references (i.e. Cosmo's moon!), use the term 'douchenozzle' AND give me a personal shout out that I will worship at your altar?
You Are Correct Sir!
'an appreciation for hardcore bukkake' - I did not realize there is a soft-core version.
'his whole operation tonight was more than a little reminiscent of how the Gipper trapped Russia in a spending cycle that ultimately brought down the Iron Curtain' - yea, who would have thought that the fatal flaw of Communism was the fact that there was no money in it?!
So glad Tree Hugger has been axed (Ha - get it?!). Rooting for Sadie the V and her getting preggers the first time he inserts peepee (unless he is wearing a Pronto Condom).
Damn cg - I was really looking forward to you doing the Reunion show and the return of Whorica. Maybe you could just post a little sum-sum in the forums...
hb
3 of 14 | Posted by HoneyBunny
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Posted on November 15, 2006 3:29 PM
I'm jealous that HB got a shout out too b/c you KNOW I care cgodd. Sheesh! What's a girl gotta do?
I should ask Sadie b/c I think that V-girl is gonna win this whole thing. Who would a Prince rather bring home to mama and papa? A cute blonde with a gun-toting dad, or a cute virgin? I bet if he proposes on the final show, she'll let him go all the way before the wedding. I'm so glad that Lisa got booted. She'll make for good TV in the Women Tell All episode next week. I was jealous of that wine festival date though. I think mrs. copygodd has the right idea when it comes to snagging your man! :)
4 of 14 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on November 15, 2006 4:18 PM
Ooh cgodd, with the announcement of the exit of EdHill, you are now my FAVE recapper. Try and go visit the bonobos when you're in Columbus, and say "Hi" from me.
5 of 14 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on November 15, 2006 4:22 PM
Well, if you're not going to be recapping then I don't know if I'll even bother to watch - this show or House!
I like Sadie the best but I don't want her to end up with this doofus.
6 of 14 | Posted by Bauer's Sweetheart
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Posted on November 15, 2006 5:46 PM
hey Copygodd! I care, I care! so far for me you haven't topped "Irony, thy name is Lisa from Galveston" or whatever her name was but you are rocking out the bachelor recaps - i'm only watching it now for these. thanks!
7 of 14 | Posted by lynnenyc
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Posted on November 15, 2006 7:50 PM
"That's how mrs. copygodd knew she'd get me to say yes to her marriage proposal. Although it took four days of heavy drinking to break me down." Funny, I would have thought it was you getting mrs. copygodd drunk in order say yes. Who knew? While I hope you have a good visit, I will miss your wit. Just promise it's not permanent like that bastard, EdHill so my cooter can perk up again.
8 of 14 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on November 15, 2006 9:18 PM
If begging EdHIll to come back in 13 weeks for Lost is unsuccessful, I think copygodd should do those recaps. See-we all love you!
I'm thinking if I get a chance to go to Sweden, I am not going to some lame-ass amusement park. They can do that shit in Florida.
I thought all that Lisa stuff was misdirection and that he was going to pick her. They always get me. And it looks like they're setting it up so we all think he is picking Sadie when he is actually picking Jennifer. Unless he ends up picking Sadie. Sigh.
9 of 14 | Posted by Victoria
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Posted on November 15, 2006 10:36 PM
I really wanted to know how Sadie answered the million dollar question -- "would you move to NY?" (He must have asked her.) We all know relocation is the dealbreaker.
I also think both "finalists" are too young for him. They're both too fresh faced and clueless for this geez.
10 of 14 | Posted by c-rock
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Posted on November 16, 2006 9:44 AM
CopyGodd, I can't believe we've yet to see one "PASSION" reference from you thus far this season. They're classic CopyGoddisms don't you know.
Can you (or anyone) remind me how Comrade Lisa got her name?
11 of 14 | Posted by Love Gravy
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Posted on November 16, 2006 9:51 AM
Copygod - you are awesome.
I loved the scuba diving in the pool where he acted like he was such the expert showing Sadie how to blow (hee hee) into the tube.
PLo is the ultimate tool (in Comrade Lisa's words). First, he's 34 and has narrowed his search to a 23 and 24-year-old.
Second, as much as I hated Comrade Lisa, he is such a hypocrite. God forbid she signed up for the show to be on television, or doesn't want to move to New York.
Methinks it's the pot calling the kettle black.
Plus, WHO CARES if he has a title of Italian Prince and doesn't even speak the language.
But, whatever, he'll never make it down the aisle with whomever he chooses.
12 of 14 | Posted by gasm-lover
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Posted on November 16, 2006 4:29 PM
gasm-lover everything you said is so true... I cannot stand this goofy dude. If these girls saw him in a bar they wouldn't give him the time of day. I think Jennifer's gonna win just because everyone thinks Sadie is gonna win. They like to do that to us. Have fun in C-bus... GO BUCKS!!!! Beat UM
13 of 14 | Posted by couchpotato
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Posted on November 17, 2006 2:32 PM
Very funny!
check out more on The Bachelor here
14 of 14 | Posted by GnomeCorp
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Posted on November 22, 2006 11:16 AM