After dinner, PBo says he has to give her something that's from Chris that's on him. (That's his awkward sentence structure, not mine.) Is it a cold sore? An STD? A DNA sample? Actually, he hands her the fantasy suite key. The cold sore he'll give her later up in the suite.
Jen says the suite was romantic, with champagne and candles and strawberries. I guess that's romantic. If you're into that sort of thing. And she's excited about the hot tub, because she loves a good hot tubbing when it's cold. Which is kind of the point, isn't it? Who gets in it when it's hot out? Hopefully she doesn't end up doing it in the hot tub, or she can add urinary tract infection to her list of souvenirs from the show.
Later, PBo tells us the date was great, and there isn't a thing he doesn't like about Jennifer. But he still has two other B'ettes to
Speaking of which, his next date is with Comrade Lisa in Budapest. Didn't Hungary used to be a communist country? I bet Comrade Lisa is going to feel right at home here.
PBo says this date is very important, because he still doesn't know what he needs to know about Comrade Lisa. Does that make any sense at all? What bothered him most about their hometown date were all the wedding magazines on her coffee table. And her friend dropping off a wedding dress. Oh, and let's not forget the whole five-year plan. On second thought, pretty much everything about their hometown date bothered him. So why is Comrade Lisa still here? She won the trip playing the home version of Plinko.
LZo is also confused about her reasons for being on the show. Is it because she wants to be on television? Because she wants to get married? Or because of him? That's what he needs to find out. I guess it never occurred to him that she could want to get married on a television show to him. It worked out great for Romber. Hey, maybe they can even be on The Amazing Race next year. I'd love to hear what kind of relationship advice Phil would give them. Not to mention how an encounter with the PhilPackageTM would fit into her five-year plan.
Comrade Lisa says she's looking forward to spending more time with PLo on their date. Her parents approve, and her dog approves, so she's allowed to fall in love now. (Actually, when I first wrote that sentence I wrote that her god approves, which is funny on a whole 'nother level.)
Ugly Svetlana.
LZo says he needs to ask her some very serious questions before he decides whether or not to take her
PBo asks Comrade Lisa to name her favorite Bachelor from the show. Is this a trick question? She says that Travis was hot, but he was a total tool. Andrew Firestone was entertaining. Actually, she thought all the guys were interesting to watch, but she wouldn't have married any of them. I can't believe she didn't answer PBo. That's gotta set back her five-year plan a bit. Not to mention PBo's opinion of her.
Later that night, PBo asks some more questions about her love life. She's been in love twice. The first time she just "lost the passion." Fortunately, she quickly found someone else. Unfortunately, she found him while she was still dating the first guy. It's official: I hate her. And her cheating cooter. PBo asks the obvious question: "Three weeks after you break up with the guy you love, you apply to be on this show. Isn't that kind of whorish?" Actually, he doesn't say whorish, but I just said it for him. She says she signed up on a whim. Whim, of course, being code for five-year plan.
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Comments (14)
The "WWACD?" portion of the recap brought a huge grin to this liberal's face. Thanks copygodd!! Go Dems! Six in "06!!
1 of 14 | Posted by unwise
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Posted on November 15, 2006 2:35 PM
Aww, Copygodd, are you scared of clowns?
HB got a shout out. I'm jealous.
2 of 14 | Posted by Karo
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Posted on November 15, 2006 2:55 PM
cg - I suppose you think that just b/c you make me laugh, give me some incredible movie/tv/music references (i.e. Cosmo's moon!), use the term 'douchenozzle' AND give me a personal shout out that I will worship at your altar?
You Are Correct Sir!
'an appreciation for hardcore bukkake' - I did not realize there is a soft-core version.
'his whole operation tonight was more than a little reminiscent of how the Gipper trapped Russia in a spending cycle that ultimately brought down the Iron Curtain' - yea, who would have thought that the fatal flaw of Communism was the fact that there was no money in it?!
So glad Tree Hugger has been axed (Ha - get it?!). Rooting for Sadie the V and her getting preggers the first time he inserts peepee (unless he is wearing a Pronto Condom).
Damn cg - I was really looking forward to you doing the Reunion show and the return of Whorica. Maybe you could just post a little sum-sum in the forums...
hb
3 of 14 | Posted by HoneyBunny
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Posted on November 15, 2006 3:29 PM
I'm jealous that HB got a shout out too b/c you KNOW I care cgodd. Sheesh! What's a girl gotta do?
I should ask Sadie b/c I think that V-girl is gonna win this whole thing. Who would a Prince rather bring home to mama and papa? A cute blonde with a gun-toting dad, or a cute virgin? I bet if he proposes on the final show, she'll let him go all the way before the wedding. I'm so glad that Lisa got booted. She'll make for good TV in the Women Tell All episode next week. I was jealous of that wine festival date though. I think mrs. copygodd has the right idea when it comes to snagging your man! :)
4 of 14 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on November 15, 2006 4:18 PM
Ooh cgodd, with the announcement of the exit of EdHill, you are now my FAVE recapper. Try and go visit the bonobos when you're in Columbus, and say "Hi" from me.
5 of 14 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on November 15, 2006 4:22 PM
Well, if you're not going to be recapping then I don't know if I'll even bother to watch - this show or House!
I like Sadie the best but I don't want her to end up with this doofus.
6 of 14 | Posted by Bauer's Sweetheart
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Posted on November 15, 2006 5:46 PM
hey Copygodd! I care, I care! so far for me you haven't topped "Irony, thy name is Lisa from Galveston" or whatever her name was but you are rocking out the bachelor recaps - i'm only watching it now for these. thanks!
7 of 14 | Posted by lynnenyc
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Posted on November 15, 2006 7:50 PM
"That's how mrs. copygodd knew she'd get me to say yes to her marriage proposal. Although it took four days of heavy drinking to break me down." Funny, I would have thought it was you getting mrs. copygodd drunk in order say yes. Who knew? While I hope you have a good visit, I will miss your wit. Just promise it's not permanent like that bastard, EdHill so my cooter can perk up again.
8 of 14 | Posted by zevonia
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Posted on November 15, 2006 9:18 PM
If begging EdHIll to come back in 13 weeks for Lost is unsuccessful, I think copygodd should do those recaps. See-we all love you!
I'm thinking if I get a chance to go to Sweden, I am not going to some lame-ass amusement park. They can do that shit in Florida.
I thought all that Lisa stuff was misdirection and that he was going to pick her. They always get me. And it looks like they're setting it up so we all think he is picking Sadie when he is actually picking Jennifer. Unless he ends up picking Sadie. Sigh.
9 of 14 | Posted by Victoria
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Posted on November 15, 2006 10:36 PM
I really wanted to know how Sadie answered the million dollar question -- "would you move to NY?" (He must have asked her.) We all know relocation is the dealbreaker.
I also think both "finalists" are too young for him. They're both too fresh faced and clueless for this geez.
10 of 14 | Posted by c-rock
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Posted on November 16, 2006 9:44 AM
CopyGodd, I can't believe we've yet to see one "PASSION" reference from you thus far this season. They're classic CopyGoddisms don't you know.
Can you (or anyone) remind me how Comrade Lisa got her name?
11 of 14 | Posted by Love Gravy
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Posted on November 16, 2006 9:51 AM
Copygod - you are awesome.
I loved the scuba diving in the pool where he acted like he was such the expert showing Sadie how to blow (hee hee) into the tube.
PLo is the ultimate tool (in Comrade Lisa's words). First, he's 34 and has narrowed his search to a 23 and 24-year-old.
Second, as much as I hated Comrade Lisa, he is such a hypocrite. God forbid she signed up for the show to be on television, or doesn't want to move to New York.
Methinks it's the pot calling the kettle black.
Plus, WHO CARES if he has a title of Italian Prince and doesn't even speak the language.
But, whatever, he'll never make it down the aisle with whomever he chooses.
12 of 14 | Posted by gasm-lover
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Posted on November 16, 2006 4:29 PM
gasm-lover everything you said is so true... I cannot stand this goofy dude. If these girls saw him in a bar they wouldn't give him the time of day. I think Jennifer's gonna win just because everyone thinks Sadie is gonna win. They like to do that to us. Have fun in C-bus... GO BUCKS!!!! Beat UM
13 of 14 | Posted by couchpotato
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Posted on November 17, 2006 2:32 PM
Very funny!
check out more on The Bachelor here
14 of 14 | Posted by GnomeCorp
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Posted on November 22, 2006 11:16 AM