Before ringing the bell, Host Chris Harrison treats us to a video profile of each remaining B'ette. Nothing exciting or even interesting is revealed, although we do get some nice embarrassing footage of the two women. The Virgin has always been a goodhearted girl with strong morals and an apparent JonBenet fascination. Jen, on the other hand, has always been totally forgettable. Seriously, can you believe she's made it this far? Wait, who were we talking about again?

PBo knows tonight's decision will be a hard one, so he's glad his parents are in town, as families are there to help you, guide you, and answer questions for you. And, on occasion, to embarrass you on national television. On the limo ride over, his mom keeps yapping on about how happy she is that PLo has gone through this experience. He's had a taste of his family, a taste of his history, and soon a taste of the sweet tears of rejection. LZo values his parents' opinion, as they've been married for 40 years and know what it takes to make a relationship work: separate bathrooms, rubber sheets and an unlimited supply of EVOO.

His dad wants to know where, if at all, they can help him with the last two girls. I'm not sure, but did his dad just offer to put out a hit on someone? His mom also has a surprise for LBo: he's not really a prince. In fact, he's not really a Borghese. He's really a wizard whose uncle has been wrongfully imprisoned in Azkaban. Actually, she's designed a ring for him to present to the ho-peful of his choice. She says it can be a new family ring that can start now and go through his family for centuries from here on in. He loves it, and he's sure the girl he chooses will love it too. Or else he'll take his father up on that thing they were talking about.

Jen admits she's a little nervous to meet LBo's parents. It's pretty overwhelming meeting a real prince and princess. Especially since she's already sampled the royal testes. While PBo's family is dressed for dinner casual, Jen is dressed in jeans. Later, when her dad shows up, we'll see where she gets her sense of style. LZo's mom says that she had no preconceived ideas about Jen, but as soon as she saw her, she thought "she's so pretty. And she has beautiful eyes and she just radiates goodness. A special soul comes right out when you look at her." Wow, I don't know how The Virgin is going to top that. Oh yeah, she's a virgin.

Over dinner, LBo's dad asks Jen who is she, and why is she there. No, he's not going senile; he's just forgotten who she is already. Once he's been reminded, he asks why she likes his son. When she pictures her future husband, she can see Lorenzo. He has all the qualities she wants in a husband and the father of her kids. Namely, he's stinking rich. She knows there's going to be some bad stuff sooner or later, as she has a lot of bad in her that he hasn't seen yet. But it's nothing that can't be controlled with a little Valtrex and a lot of Vaseline.

PBo's mom asks him why he's chosen Jen. She's strong, independent, a risk taker who likes to have fun, who's not afraid of the occasional trip to the free clinic, and has all the qualities he's looking for in a wife. Even better, they share the same meds. Next, she asks Jen how she's different from The Virgin. Aside from the whole virginity thing, of course. Jen thinks she's tougher and more upfront than Sadie, who's a little more nurturing. Plus, she knows how to please her man.

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