[Contintuing coverage of The Bachelor is jadedbitch]
I missed the first five minutes of Elimidate, The Fifth Wheel, Blind Date, The Bachelor but I'm sure it was all recap material anyhow. This show loves dem recaps!
We join the show as it zooms in on the first one-on-one date of the season, featuring Megan, a quiet Southern girl who last week claimed whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and who now admits to going to a party school. This confused Charlie - was she the quiet virginal type or the whorey girls gone wild kind? Not only that, but for this private date, Megan has chosen to dye her hair from brunette to blonde! All you folks out there who have noticed Charlie's taste for blondes must've been communicating somehow with Meg here, as she brought in Caesar, apparently one of Manhattan's top hairdressers, to spruce up her look.
As Megan left for her date with her new found hair, the rest of the girls chimed in with,"It's not really blonde!" They called it reddish, frosted, highlighted, but definitely not blonde. One blonde even perked up and said, "She's not blonde at all! She doesn't even have a walking cane or seeing-eye dog!"
Before: 
After: 
The two went to a steakhouse, so that Megan could practise putting slabs of meat in her mouth. Charlie asked if she would've liked anyone that had walked through the door, and not necessarily him. "That's not true, Jerry!"she purred seductively, eyeing the rose on the table. Ah yes, there was a rose to be given away at this date. This was something new this season. If Charlie decides he likes her, he would give her the rose. If not, sayonara! Whoever was going on a one-on-one date had to pack their bags and be ready to leave, should they not get the rose.
"What you see is what you get," Megan assured Charlie, as she flipped her newly dyed hair, pursed her collagen-injected lips, and batted her false eyelashes. In the end, she was denied the rose. "I feel like a loser!"she sobbed to the camera later. Well, you didn't get the rose, so I guess technically, you are! Here are the game rules: make it to the end of the show = winner; get eliminated before the end of the show = LOSER.
The next one-on-one date was with Hilary Duff's doppleganger wannabe, Sarah W. otherwise affectionately known as Sarah Dub. These two took the New York water taxi over to a brewery. During the ride, Charlie kept yelling out, "I don't want to blow it!" Funnily enough, Sarah Dub also said that as he tried pushing her head towards his lap. During their date, Charlie talked a bit about his brother, actor Jerry O'Connell. "My brother lives above me, separate apartments," he clarified. Actually Charlie, your brother has somewhat of an acting career whereas you do not, therefore you resort to reality dating shows and freeloading off of Jerry's Tomcats royalties. Something must've clicked for him on this date as he decided to give Sarah Dub the rose, cementing her seat for this week's rose ceremony along with the hatred from the other girls. Sarah Dub actually decided to throw the rose far away, which meant across the room, to prove that she didn't really care about the rose.
So Yesterday: 
Meanwhile, back on Wisteria Lane, the girls left behind decided to have a pj party complete with sushi and re-enactments of one another. Oh those crazy gals! When Sarah Dub returned, she was greeted with a less than enthusastic welcome wagon. Apparently, they were hoping she'd go the way of Megan, having already moved her belongings to the street below.
The next day brought on a group date with everyone else, at a pool party. Hey, what better excuse to take off your clothes and prance around?? It's not like you can just do that ANY OLD TIME, right? More on this later.
As Operation Flirt (as Charlie called it) was in progress, it was sourly noted by single mom Kara, that Charlie and Krisily were making a connection. "He probably doesn't want to date me cause I'm a single mom," pouted Kara. "I shouldn't have told him I'm a single mom. Being a single mom sucks, I wish I never had YOU, you BRAT!" she screamed into the camera. Actually that's not entirely true. She did however, come off as annoying as that P.O.W. over on the Amazing Race. "This pool party reminds me of the time when I was a single mom..."
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Comments (17)
Wait, did I hear something about there being a single mom on the show? They've done such a good job of keeping it hidden. Which one is it I wonder. Will we ever find out? Is this the big secret of the season? I can't wait to hear more about this developement.
Rick D.
1 of 17 | Posted by Rick D. | Posted on April 5, 2005 11:34 AM
Hmm...I actually like Sarah W. She seems like the most down to earth girl there.
2 of 17 | Posted by melisa | Posted on April 5, 2005 11:40 AM
I actually think Sarah W. looks like a cross between Heidi Klum and Christie Brinkley.
3 of 17 | Posted by MediaGirl | Posted on April 5, 2005 11:55 AM
I can't believe how much more interesting this show is with the whole "no rules" policy. I had given up on this show 2 bachelors ago--z-z-z-z
Now I even have my husband watching it.
Ya know, if they really want to crank up the catfights, they could have Charlie take the next group date shoe shopping.
Brenda
4 of 17 | Posted by Brenda | Posted on April 5, 2005 11:56 AM
So apparently Sarah W. is too dumb to be able to knit and talk at the same time. She is probably mouthing "knit one, pearl two" the entire time and that's why she can't have a conversation while knitting.
I totally loved how all the others were trashing Megans hair. Like we're supposed to believe they are all natural blondes. Puhlease. Sarah W. with those N-A-S-T-Y extensions.
5 of 17 | Posted by Betsy | Posted on April 5, 2005 12:01 PM
I was so glad someone finally called Crisily out on being white trash. I think if she had said it to her face, Crisily would have responded with: So?
I think that single mom is trying to get Charlie to dump her. Why else would she keep shoving it down his throat?
I can't believe that one skank. Seriously, how do guys find that appealing, I love the previews where Charlie is admitting they made out to the other girls. What a dumbass.
I thought for a second that she was from Hawaii since that's what she said when she came out in her hot pink slut gear. Now that I know she is from Canada, I'm not sure what the relevance was of her wearing that in New York...
6 of 17 | Posted by smithie | Posted on April 5, 2005 12:21 PM
I'm glad Meghan's gone...she was boring.
As for the mommy...what the hell is he doing keeping her around for, she's dog awful (nothing against mom's..I am one).
I have my husband watching as well, and he obviously thinks Sarah W is a hottie, because when I was making fun of her "Like...yunno...Like..you make me Like...uhh like..." Speech last night, he was defending her saying she's nervous and cute...leave her alone.
Ahhh!! What Have I created??...I shouldn't let him watch this stuff..
7 of 17 | Posted by melisa | Posted on April 5, 2005 12:22 PM
You KNOW Single Mom is goin' down next episode. When they showed the previews of next week and she badgered him AGAIN about dating single moms, I was like, "She's done! Buh-bye!"
*loud gutteral sigh*
8 of 17 | Posted by Jess | Posted on April 5, 2005 12:45 PM
I loved it when he had the pics of all the girls laid out and was talking shit about Dannuska! She really sucked.
"What you see is what you get," Megan assured Charlie, as she flipped her newly dyed hair, pursed her collagen-injected lips, and batted her false eyelashes. Classic.
All of these women are whorible.
9 of 17 | Posted by Kelley | Posted on April 5, 2005 12:57 PM
why isn't anyone commenting on all the women wearing the same pajamas!!! Why were they all in the same pjs?? That was totally bizzare.
10 of 17 | Posted by perry | Posted on April 5, 2005 7:47 PM
I can't believe Sarah W has had a problem with girls being jealous of her her whole life, because she's not that pretty. Maybe if she ran a comb through that mop, but she sat there with curlers in her hair, and it still looked like crap.
I think Krisily is prbably the prettiest; too bad she has that mouth on her. Does she think anything she doesn't say?
I know single mom is going home next week. I was rooting for her, being one myself. What they need is a single mom Bachelorette, and let her pick from 25 guys.
I also miss Danushka. I knew she was going home last week after the things she said, but it would be great to have her around to provide color commentary.
And where did they get those pajamas?
11 of 17 | Posted by Victoria | Posted on April 5, 2005 11:16 PM
No Sarah dub is not that special, or cute.
Krisily looks like a hottie IN the late 80's. She is as white trash as it gets. Nice bangs.
No offense, Victoria, the single mom (Kara) sucks. Not because she is a single mom, but because she is wearing that title like a badge of honor. She still left her kid to go on a show to act like a raging tramp to get the affection of a F-list actor... Rather pathetic, don't you think?
I was very sad to Dannuska go- as I could see her providing much entertainment over the next few weeks!:)
12 of 17 | Posted by Kelley | Posted on April 5, 2005 11:33 PM
Is it just me or is Charlie suddenly turning into Flavor Flav? "Operation Flirt is now in progress". Looks like someone has the Flav season of The Surreal Life recorded on video tape.
Watch for Charlie to start wearing a Viking helmet and silver teeth caps.
13 of 17 | Posted by Ekkostar | Posted on April 6, 2005 8:05 AM
regarding the pjs -- all the bachelorettes receive a 'gift bag' upon their arrival at the house/apartment and more than likely, they all received the same pjs in that gift bag
14 of 17 | Posted by JoeyToo | Posted on April 6, 2005 9:35 AM
Yes, single mom(Kara) does suck. It's one thing to tell him and see if he's cool with it, but she won't shut up about it. It's one thing to maybe talk about her daughter, but she doesn't talk about her daughter. She talks about being a single mom. And, no he's not worth it. He's a goon. That's why I like the idea of the single mom show where she gets to make all the choices. Like the one they had on Telemundo. Only without the best friend in the hot tub trying to tempt the men to see if they'll be true.
15 of 17 | Posted by Victoria | Posted on April 6, 2005 1:10 PM
Is it just me or does the picture of Charlie staring at the New York City skyline look suspiciously like Jason Bateman?
16 of 17 | Posted by meeshie | Posted on April 8, 2005 9:39 AM
Didn't Flava Flav say such and such "is now in process" not progress?
17 of 17 | Posted by noname | Posted on April 8, 2005 11:39 AM