The seduced.
Hello my beloved readers! I owe you all a grand apology which I am prepared to give right now for being so late on this installment of my thoughts on The Bachelor. I moved this week and if you've ever moved, you know the torturous ordeal I have just been through and know that I feel terrible enough before I even start in on myself with the guilt for my tardiness. The good news is it's over now and I won't ever be this late again! You shall not wait long for my thoughts on the Women Tell All! Thanks for sticking with me. And now for the Fantasy Overnight Dates.
It looks like this time around on season 11 the producers have decided to pinch their pennies. We already knew this because of all the Southwest flights, but now it also looks like all three girls are going on the same fantasy overnight date. Usually each of the lucky three finalists gets her very own destination date, but tonight everyone is going to Cabo San Lucas and everyone is going to like it. Last season the three finalists all went to Huh-Why, but that is where Mayo lived, so it kind of added up. This time I call cheapskate!
Brad is waiting around near a tank of dolphins for Jenni to arrive. He remembers that she got the First Impression Rose, she was his first kiss, and that he has just loved every minute he has spent with her. The woman herself arrives wearing a tiny little red dress. They are sooooo excited to see each other, how precious, and then Brad tells her they are going to go swimming with dolphins. Jenni pulls a Tyra Banks and tells us she's scared of dolphins, which is just so absurd. Dolphins? What, because they're so vicious? Yes, that's why The Discovery Channel has all those specials about When Dolphins Attack. It's like being afraid of de-clawed kittens. I would actually be more afraid that the water is dirty than of the dolphins. Anyway, she puts on a big brave face (for the dolphins!) and hops in. By the way, Jenni, I'm not sure if wearing leopard skin bikini bottoms is the way to avoid getting eaten by a fearsome sea creature. The dolphin is adorable, putting her nose up to their faces for a kiss and "dancing" with them by swaying back and forth in the water - Jenni dances every day! They even get to hang on to her back and go for a little ride. Jenni eventually overcomes her crippling fear and has a nice time.
The ferocious beast tries to eat Jenni's bikini.
Brad tells us that he and Jenni are super attracted to one another, but a real relationship requires more than that and he's got to ask her some tough questions to find out what she's really thinking. He starts with asking her what she wants to have happen and she immediately starts stumbling all over herself, trying to figure out what to say. It's hard for her to express her feelings and all that. She doesn't want to put her heart out there and then be disappointed - the age-old Bachelor dilemma. Brad tells her that if the roles were reversed he would tell her his feelings, just to get it off his chest. Nice manipulating there, Brad. Jenni is still hesitant and Brad is frustrated.
Later they meet up again for dinner and when Jenni gets out of her limo they hug and tell each other how beautiful they are. Oh gag, let's get back to those "important" questions, shall we? They sit down at a table with a bizarre tablecloth that has big red animal shapes all over it and Brad toasts to being so happy that someone as special as Jenni has come into his life.
"Can you believe how hot we are?"
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Comments (7)
I knew you'd pick up on the "Just you and I?" comment to DeAnna. I was thinking more along the lines of "Is it ok if Chad joins us? He says family and overnight dates --3 in a row with different women-- are the most important!"
Also, I noticed at dinner taht DeAnna has a severe blinking problem that made me feel like she was twitchy and lying. Or maybe that is just my problem with her, being that i hate her.
There is no investment in any of these women, shockingly!! My bet is DeAnna, but who knows.
It looks like Bettina was right though - Jenni is a SLUT!! Wow with the card/penis in his pocket.
You are so funny though, as always.
1 of 7 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on November 12, 2007 8:37 AM
As always, thanks for the recap!
All I could think about this entire show was, "It's bad enough to date someone who is already dating 2 other girls...but he's, most likely, sleeping with the other 2 as well...how much would it suck to be #3 in that lineup?"
I know that this season isn't any different from the others, but, for some reason, it really hit me this time.
Bleh! Gross! Seriously...
I'll work on moving past this.
As for the remaining two, it's tough to say.
I know he is REALLY into Jenni, but I believe the living arrangment is what will keep him from picking her. There's no way he is leaving Austin, and Austin doesn't have any professional teams for which she can dance. As you know, "She dances EVERY DAY!"
Oh, and what was all the drama with the dolphins? GIVE ME A BREAK! Need attention much?
DeAnna seems like the most logical choice.
DP, I've pointed out DeAnna's constant blinking to several people. It grates on my nerves!
I'm going with DeAnna. That's my final answer.
But first, BRING ON THE CAT FIGHTS!
2 of 7 | Posted by ThisShowRocks! | Posted on November 12, 2007 8:57 AM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
3 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:27 PM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
4 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:28 PM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
5 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:31 PM
I had to actually go to the website and look, because everyone keeps calling the girl Ginny. Why is that? Her name is Jenni.
I, too, noticed Bettina complain that she couldn't move to Austin without her family being angry. WTH? They already live in DC and she's in CA, so what, exactly, would be their problem? Oh well. Now the world will never know.
6 of 7 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on November 13, 2007 12:24 PM
Or as I like to call her - JenEye
7 of 7 | Posted by gnomecorp | Posted on November 13, 2007 3:55 PM