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Jenni tells us that she's realizing this is real and now is the time to tell him how she's feeling. Here goes! She sits there bouncing in her chair and says that she has very strong feelings, but she'd rather show him than tell him. Sweet! Will she show him... with a dance? Nope, they both just sit there giggling and then Jenni demands her Fantasy Suite Card. Aw, what happened to the good old romantic days when the girls were actually surprised by the Fantasy Suite Card? I guess they ended after season 1. They're both getting pretty tipsy because they start joking about Brad having something in his pocket (the Fantasy Suite Card) or maybe he's just happy to see Jenni. Ha ha ha, oh that was so clever! Wait, no. That was not. Pretty soon Brad tells her to grab it and I can see this taking an X-rated turn, and that is just not something I am willing to entertain. When she does finally grab it, they just throw the card on the ground without opening it and then laugh hysterically, then they get up to leave. Have another one, guys!

They enter the Fantasy Suite, which is about to burn to the ground from the ten thousand candles that are lit all over the place and they immediately lie down on the bed to "chat." Jenni thanks Brad for being the man she dreams about and I throw up. They gaze into each other's eyes as an acoustic guitar kicks in and they start making out. Brad gets up and shuts the door on us so that they can be left alone to have inebriated sex. Lucky! Thank you, Chris Harrison, for cutting in with your previews to spare me this scene.

The next morning Brad is exhausted and hung over, but he pulls himself together to go and meet Bettina on a dock somewhere. These two are always having maritime dates. They climb onto a boat that was actually a participant in the America's Cup Race! Holy crap, that is amazing! They are so privileged! Bettina's like, "Wow... what's the America's Cup Race?" Okay, she only said, "wow," but you know she's clueless. Brad tells us that today he is looking for the true woman in Bettina. Okay then, Brad, let's find out - and not just talk about her looks. They get to help sail the boat with the crew and Bettina keeps telling us how hot Brad is and how into him she is. Again with these two and their marriage priorities. Hot and hotter. Speaking of which, they both strip down to their skivvies and dive in to the water to swim to the beach for some private time. They wander around on the beach holding hands, but nothing happens. These two are really a snoozefest. I miss Bettina's family and their drama-causing ways.

Later on the way to dinner, Bettina is looking a bit chubby in her little dress. Yeah, right! This girl is about to break in half!

Something to eat, Bettina?

Brad tells us - again - how hot Bettina is, but he's wondering if there is substance beneath the smoking hotness. Imagine that notion. Bettina brings up her scandalous hometown date and tells Brad that her family's only concern was whether or not Brad was into Bettina. Buzz! WRONG! They had plenty of concerns, and I don't remember anyone asking even once if Brad was into Bettina. In fact, as I recall, the family had pretty much decided that Brad was a no-good dirtbag for having no college education and owning a bunch of bars. Sorry Bettina, but it's on film. Maybe you can distract Brad long enough to bed him, but no one is going to permanently forget the Grand Hometown Debacle. Anyway, Brad says he tried to show her family that he was into her, but he left feeling doubted. I don't think that's all he felt, but whatever, it's time to get some! They giggle about Bettina's family being sad if she moves to Austin, which I don't get because she'd actually be closer than she is now in Hermosa Beach. Bettina tells him that she'd have no problem moving to Austin and Brad tells us privately that the dinner conversation was heavy and he's hoping to see Bettina relax if they can get in a less formal atmosphere - aka, in bed.

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