He pulls out the Fantasy Suite Card and this is looking nothing like the pre-porn he had with Jenni over the card. This is all stiff and awkward, but of course, Bettina wants to go. Again, they have millions of candles, but this time things move to the hot tub first, instead of the bedroom.
"Show me the real you, Bettina."
Bettina chubs out again in her bikini and she whisper-tells Brad that the more she gets to know him the more attracted to him she is. Hot and hotter again. Needless to say, Brad feels the same. They start kissing - this is actually their first kiss - and I'm going to go ahead and call this what it is: one big booty call. This is nothing but hormones and these two don't care about anything else. Bettina tells us she's falling for Brad and it's the best feeling in the world, but I still think all she's feeling is lust. That's my two cents. We leave them making out in the hot tub ready to tear each other's bathing suits off. Goody for them.
Even more exhausted and hung over, Brad meets up with DeAnna the next morning on a dirt racetrack with a couple of racecars. Brad tells us that to be fair he is going to concentrate on one woman at a time. In fact, that's why he came on The Bachelor, to concentrate on one woman at a time. He grabs DeAnna, hugs her, and asks her if she wants to race. They hop into the cars and set off around the track, with DeAnna kicking Brad's butt the entire time.
"You realize I just let you win, right?"
Brad tells us that he's excited for dinner and the rest of the night with DeAnna, and that he's waited for this day since the very first time he met her. Uh, Brad? That's word for word what you told Jenni. Any other thoughts on the matter? At this point I do have to say that I respect DeAnna the most out of these three girls. Yeah, she has shown some personality problems, but she still seems like the smartest and most put-together of the three. In all honesty, I can't say I'm jumping out of my seat for any of them, but let's press on.
As they sit down to dinner, DeAnna tells us that she's excited to spend the night with Brad because that is what you do in a normal relationship - especially after he's just spent the night with two other girls! So romantic. DeAnna tells Brad that she "knew" about him from the second she got here. She says she never thought that she could fall in love this fast, but she knew that Brad had her heart as he was pulling out of her parents' driveway. Brad is mentally high-fiving himself because this is shaping up to be the third great night in a row. DeAnna continues to spill her guts and Brad is just like, "You really mean that?" and she confirms that she does. They kiss and DeAnna keeps playing with her hair. Brad tells her that she is perfect, today was perfect, tonight is perfect, and here is a special card for you. After reading the card DeAnna says she'd love to spend the night with him and Brad says, "Just you and I?" No, Brad. Let's invite Bettina and Jenni to come along as well. Let's make it a slumber party!
As Brad and DeAnna reach the Fantasy Suite, I have to admit that it looks like at least the producers got different rooms for each girl. DeAnna's looks the coolest, with its own tiny outdoor pool. Still a million candles everywhere.
DeAnna wins again.
They jump into the pool and start making out while Brad tells us that he doesn't look at DeAnna as an object, he looks at her as a soul mate. Yeah sure. We'll see about that at the Final Rose Ceremony. You may have a lot of explaining that you'll never do. DeAnna reiterates to us once again that this all feels right and she knows it in her gut. Nighty, night, love birds!
The next day is all cloudy and Brad tells us that is highly appropriate because he is feeling a bit tumultuous himself. Oh Brad, that's just beautiful imagery. What else? Well, he's wearing the Saturday Night Fever outfit, so maybe he'll do a little disco dance for us before presenting the roses.
"I wanna strut!"
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Comments (7)
I knew you'd pick up on the "Just you and I?" comment to DeAnna. I was thinking more along the lines of "Is it ok if Chad joins us? He says family and overnight dates --3 in a row with different women-- are the most important!"
Also, I noticed at dinner taht DeAnna has a severe blinking problem that made me feel like she was twitchy and lying. Or maybe that is just my problem with her, being that i hate her.
There is no investment in any of these women, shockingly!! My bet is DeAnna, but who knows.
It looks like Bettina was right though - Jenni is a SLUT!! Wow with the card/penis in his pocket.
You are so funny though, as always.
1 of 7 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on November 12, 2007 8:37 AM
As always, thanks for the recap!
All I could think about this entire show was, "It's bad enough to date someone who is already dating 2 other girls...but he's, most likely, sleeping with the other 2 as well...how much would it suck to be #3 in that lineup?"
I know that this season isn't any different from the others, but, for some reason, it really hit me this time.
Bleh! Gross! Seriously...
I'll work on moving past this.
As for the remaining two, it's tough to say.
I know he is REALLY into Jenni, but I believe the living arrangment is what will keep him from picking her. There's no way he is leaving Austin, and Austin doesn't have any professional teams for which she can dance. As you know, "She dances EVERY DAY!"
Oh, and what was all the drama with the dolphins? GIVE ME A BREAK! Need attention much?
DeAnna seems like the most logical choice.
DP, I've pointed out DeAnna's constant blinking to several people. It grates on my nerves!
I'm going with DeAnna. That's my final answer.
But first, BRING ON THE CAT FIGHTS!
2 of 7 | Posted by ThisShowRocks! | Posted on November 12, 2007 8:57 AM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
3 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:27 PM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
4 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:28 PM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
5 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:31 PM
I had to actually go to the website and look, because everyone keeps calling the girl Ginny. Why is that? Her name is Jenni.
I, too, noticed Bettina complain that she couldn't move to Austin without her family being angry. WTH? They already live in DC and she's in CA, so what, exactly, would be their problem? Oh well. Now the world will never know.
6 of 7 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on November 13, 2007 12:24 PM
Or as I like to call her - JenEye
7 of 7 | Posted by gnomecorp | Posted on November 13, 2007 3:55 PM