The girls are all lined up waiting to hear what Brad has to say and Bettina is wearing some sort of pinafore. Brad gives a speech about dreading this rose ceremony and having to say goodbye to someone he really cares about. The girls all look like they're about to vomit.
The first rose goes to... Jenni and she promptly shoves it up her nose. Brad is twitching like he has epilepsy. The second and final rose goes to... DeAnna! I knew it! You knew it! We all knew it! Bettina is out of here. Brad walks her over to a bench to try and ease the blow. He tells her that this decision is going to haunt him and it took him all day long to make it. He assures her that his feelings are real and Bettina, of course, wants to know why. Brad tells her that he's not sure he knows who she really is. Bettina is actually very classy and says that if he has a strong connection with the other women, then obviously they aren't right for each other. Brad says he's very sorry and walks her over to the limo. He tells us that he feels like he's had to work to hard to find out who Bettina is and she's still a complete mystery. Oh Brad, I doubt that. There isn't that much there to find out, really. She's just boring. You could look forever and not find out any more because there isn't any more.
Body language of the rejected.
In her ride of shame Bettina tells us that she is completely shocked because she was actually falling in love with Brad. She says it must be unbelievably amazing with the other girls if it is better than her relationship with Brad. That's kind of funny because her relationship with Brad looked so dull. I notice here that Bettina hasn't shed one tear. Love indeed. She says she can't even imagine putting herself out there again because this time she just fell in love by herself. Oh! Is that the beginning of a tear I see?
Brad tells Jenni and DeAnna that he is the luckiest guy on earth and that he "really appreciates" them giving him their hearts. He actually says that. He appreciates it. Wow, that's comforting. You may get rejected in the worst way possible, but Brad really appreciates it. Thanks, ladies.
Next week is the Women Tell All! Can't wait!
So who will it be? I really can't tell. I think he's more into Jenni, but is torn because DeAnna seems like the more realistic, practical decision. Well, as Chris Harrison says, we'll find out at the amazing conclusion of this dramatic love story when Brad follows his heart. Ha ha ha!
Thanks for reading!
-Honey Gangsta
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Comments (7)
I knew you'd pick up on the "Just you and I?" comment to DeAnna. I was thinking more along the lines of "Is it ok if Chad joins us? He says family and overnight dates --3 in a row with different women-- are the most important!"
Also, I noticed at dinner taht DeAnna has a severe blinking problem that made me feel like she was twitchy and lying. Or maybe that is just my problem with her, being that i hate her.
There is no investment in any of these women, shockingly!! My bet is DeAnna, but who knows.
It looks like Bettina was right though - Jenni is a SLUT!! Wow with the card/penis in his pocket.
You are so funny though, as always.
1 of 7 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on November 12, 2007 8:37 AM
As always, thanks for the recap!
All I could think about this entire show was, "It's bad enough to date someone who is already dating 2 other girls...but he's, most likely, sleeping with the other 2 as well...how much would it suck to be #3 in that lineup?"
I know that this season isn't any different from the others, but, for some reason, it really hit me this time.
Bleh! Gross! Seriously...
I'll work on moving past this.
As for the remaining two, it's tough to say.
I know he is REALLY into Jenni, but I believe the living arrangment is what will keep him from picking her. There's no way he is leaving Austin, and Austin doesn't have any professional teams for which she can dance. As you know, "She dances EVERY DAY!"
Oh, and what was all the drama with the dolphins? GIVE ME A BREAK! Need attention much?
DeAnna seems like the most logical choice.
DP, I've pointed out DeAnna's constant blinking to several people. It grates on my nerves!
I'm going with DeAnna. That's my final answer.
But first, BRING ON THE CAT FIGHTS!
2 of 7 | Posted by ThisShowRocks! | Posted on November 12, 2007 8:57 AM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
3 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:27 PM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
4 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:28 PM
Oh, Honey G, how I've missed your wonderful recaps!
I have watched this show on and off for years, but this "fantasy suite" episode really got gross, beginning with Jenni groping Brad and acting like a drunk skank.
Bettina is, and has been, a snippy bitch from the beginning! Her family even said that she will never find someone as good as her ex!
Deanna......she is mediocre at best.
And Brad, AKA the sexiest bachelor ever, is also the dumbest and dullest.
That said, of course I'll tune in to see the catfights that will ensue tonight!! rrrrrrreeeooooowww! hhhiiiss! Kitties fighting over a dumb dog!
5 of 7 | Posted by sassysimo | Posted on November 12, 2007 1:31 PM
I had to actually go to the website and look, because everyone keeps calling the girl Ginny. Why is that? Her name is Jenni.
I, too, noticed Bettina complain that she couldn't move to Austin without her family being angry. WTH? They already live in DC and she's in CA, so what, exactly, would be their problem? Oh well. Now the world will never know.
6 of 7 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on November 13, 2007 12:24 PM
Or as I like to call her - JenEye
7 of 7 | Posted by gnomecorp | Posted on November 13, 2007 3:55 PM