Charlie’s friends told him that they could tell Krisily was really into him, i.e. she would worship the ground he walks on. But what would the family think? Well Krisily was nervous, especially since Charlie’s mom was taller than she was. Krisily ran out of the room screaming, “Godzirra!” Yes, those tall people sure are SCARY. Let’s not even discuss the bone necklace Mum was sporting.

The next day, Sarah came to town to meet the ‘rents. Charlie reiterated that Montalk was his favourite place EVER, to which Sarah replied that she’d move anywhere for him. She did however, lay out the ground rules by saying she only wanted to get engaged if she knew it was right for her. Controlling, much? Seems like Charlie has to pick between a control freak and a…freak.

Everyone met with Sarah at the family home, where they put her on the BBQ and grilled her on a slow burn. Charlie’s friend Jack wanted more out of Sarah, but all she could muster up was a rehearsed, “I really really like Charlie.” She might as well have said, “I really really like broccoli.” Jack warned Charlie that he saw a control issue with Sarah, and that possibly she had whips and chains hidden away. Kinky! Jack didn’t keep this under wraps as he called her out on it at the dinner table. “I’m motherly,” Sarah claimed. “That’s just a nice way to say controlling,” Jack chimed in.

Later after Sarah had left, the family talked about the two girls with Charlie. His father told him that Sarah was a lot more mature than Charlie was. Um, has he met his son? A larva is more mature than he is.

During an intimate moment with the camera, Charlie broke down into tears as he couldn’t decide between the two girls/ His trembling lip and giant face made iim look like a cast member from Planet of the Ares. The two girls met up with him and host Chris Harisson where the news was broken that Charlie would not be choosing his girl quite just yet. He needs more time apparently. So, he will get to date the two girls in the real world, i/e. off camera.