Back at the hotel, we were treated to a staged chance meeting between Krisily (who was busy gnoshing on some greens)and Sarah Dub, who just happened to be walking by. Yes, just happened to be walking by with a camera on her at the perfect angle to get her approaching Krisily from behind. After a few fake greetings, she sat down to join the never-been-out-of-the-country hick and tried to clear the air by saying that she hoped things were cool between them.
Krisily was not so keen on mending fences, however, when she threw Sarah Dub's words back in her face from the week before when she had called Krisily "horrible" and "a nightmare." Sarah Dub later told the camera that Krisily was too immature to deal with things, but to her face said, "I'm glad we got to talk about it! So enjoy your salad!" Yes, Sarah Dub, being fake and glossing over the details is sooo much more mature.
Surprisingly, Charlie took Sarah B back to his hotel room, which Sarah Dub didn't even get (at least we didn't get to see it if it did happen.) The two made out a bit, but Sarah B pulled out from spending the night with him. What a frigid ho!
The next day, Krisily got to go to a private island on her date with Charlie. He managed to keep his shirt on this time, but was donning more of those wallpaper flowers on his shorts again. Krisily rambled endlessly while Charlie stared off into nowhere. "I feel really special today!" Krisily exclaimed, during her dementia. "You are special,"Charlie reassured her. SPECIAL. Like in a Riding The Bus With My Sister kind of way. Aarrgh, haunted by that movie, I tell ya, HAUNTED!
The two eventually dived into the ocean for some snorkelling. Look there's tropical fish and coral and lawn chairs to sit on?! Why, there's even a great white whale! Oh wait, that's just Charlie!
Across the waters, Sarah Dub was busy frolicking with herself. Who does that? Hi I'm just going to go hang out with myself and roll around in the water for a bit. And maybe if I try hard enough, I can push my breasts inward even more. Creatures that frolick alone: sea lions, walruses, hippos, beached whales, Sarah Dubs.
At dinner, Krisily continued to win Charlie over with her incessant babble. He sorta just stared at her blankly with that dopey my-mouth-is-too-big look.
Another staged chance meeting back at the hotel between the two Sarahs. The camera was following Sarah Dub yet again, when Sarah B called out from her balcony. Apparently, her Sandra Bullock marathon had completed and the producers had forced her to invite Sarah Dub up for drinks and some phoney conversation. The two compared notes about their dates and they discussed Krisily's claustrophobia and that she would never go snorkelling. Guess again bitches! Maybe that whole fenching/claustrophobia thing really was just a pathetic attempt for some attention? She seemed fine with the snorkelling mask and being under water.
Having been unable to score with Sarah B the night before, Charlie could smell the desperation between Krisily's legs and opted to take her back to his hotel room for the evening. They smooched while cheesy guitar strumming played over the scene, when in reality it should have had the Boogie Nights soundtrack on. He told her he would never hurt her or play with her feelings and that he wanted her to spend the night. "Okay," she gave in, after five seconds. With that, the bedroom doors were closed and the camera panned away to a romantic view of the night sky to indicate that yes, sex was in the stars. What a skanky slut!
The next morning, Sarah Dub showed up for the rose ceremony in yet more leopard print. Honestly, that's all she seemed to wear this episode. If it wasn't camouflage, it was leopard print. Somebody take this woman to the Gap and get her some solid colors for crying out loud! Krisily arrived in pink, which was no surprise since earlier in the episode, her suitcase revealed over half her wardrobe to be pink in colour. Sarah B was in a blue bikini top and looked to be the most busty out of the three. Suddenly, Sarah Busty was born.
Here was the rose ceremony where Charlie calls out "Sarah" and both Sarahs step forward. Ooh, was there more to it or did the commercial give it all away? Or perhaps it was just another tease and it wouldn't even happen at all? Let's find out...
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Comments (18)
It really looked like Sarah W gave Charlie a hand job while they were in the water after dinner. Sarah W has seemed skinny this whole season, she is, but when they showed her walking around everything on her jiggled except her boobs (she doesn't have any). Someone needs to tell that girl that going to the gym will help her.
1 of 18 | Posted by moonman | Posted on May 3, 2005 5:33 PM
I just loved to watch that conceited bitch cry at the end when the harsh reality hit her; " maybe I'm not as hot as I think I am?". No bitch, you're not. I have a HUGE problem with people who constantly talk about how great they are and how many people like them. Dub-I hope you read this because I just want you to know that NO ONE LIKES YOU!
2 of 18 | Posted by yourmom | Posted on May 3, 2005 5:39 PM
I loved the porno music they were playing while Sarah W. and Charlie were in the ocean. Almost as scary as her dual personality (seriously, that's all I can come up with as a stab as to why she can't remember if she's loved or hated) was Sarah B. kissing Charlie. I don't know what drugs he was on, but the images weren't meshing with how he was carrying on about how wonderful the experience was. The Michael Jackson/ Lisa Marie Presley MTV kiss was more believable.
3 of 18 | Posted by laska | Posted on May 3, 2005 5:45 PM
I thought Dub said racist. Thanks for including that part for confirmation. She thinks she's in the beautiful race. Could that girl like try to talk without like saying like? I don't think so. And who shows up for a date in a bikini...no shoes, no wrap, nothing? And Charlie, he just shows up in his trunks. Does he think he looks good?
4 of 18 | Posted by suebee | Posted on May 3, 2005 7:22 PM
Oprah has been incessantly advertising a show of hers where her design guy, Nate, redecorates a famous Hollywood bachelor pad. So out of morbid curiosity, and because there's nothing else on at one in the morning, I turn it on and the famous bachelor is none other than Jerry O'Connell! Worst tie-in ever! The show was all fluff, but guess what? We got the inside scoop that Charlie really is in love! Plus there were clips from The Bachelor. Imagine that!
5 of 18 | Posted by Victoria | Posted on May 3, 2005 9:20 PM
The end of this week's show, when Sarah Dub said people were racist because she's beautiful, was priceless. What a riot! It made up for every excrutiating minute I've spent watching this fiasco.
6 of 18 | Posted by BronxNY | Posted on May 4, 2005 7:05 AM
Sarah Dub has got to be the biggest moron to walk this earth.
On the other hand, she lives in a beautiful world. No matter if people dislike her or think she is ugly, she thinks it's because she is beautiful. It's a win win situation for her.
7 of 18 | Posted by is2005 | Posted on May 4, 2005 8:37 AM
OK, first. A Paradise Hotel sneak attack? That would be awesome! And you just know that Zack would so throw over Amy for a chance at Sarah W. Really those two are so delusional they'd be perfect for each other.
What was with Sarah W and looking into the camera? Anyone else notice that? And the poor woe-is-me comments. Pul-leeze. Racist? Seriously? Um, Arayan much? I had to laughed maniacally when she didn't get a rose. I guess being basically naked in the water with a guy didn't get you very far, huh?
Of course, Krisily wasn't much better. She was freaking awestruck by everything. "Oh look, a padded chair! Oh look, a tent! Oh, look, the sky!" I was shocked that he gave Krisily the rose simply because he looked so utterly bored during the majority of the date. Maybe she ended up following Nana's advice after all.
8 of 18 | Posted by mountain girl | Posted on May 4, 2005 9:31 AM
Wow, if Sarah Dub's ego was any more inflated, her head might explode.
Racist???? Oh my, I missed that. Can't believe that she isn't even smart enough to know that the word racism means.
I'm amazed someone so dishonest and catty can go on camera and blame people for disliking her because of her looks.
Try being nice to people Big Sarah, maybe then everyone won't think you're such an enormous beeyoch.
9 of 18 | Posted by Amanda | Posted on May 4, 2005 9:50 AM
I always got the feeling that Sarah Dub was trying to convince everyone, including herself, that she was the hottest woman on the planet. Maybe she thought if she said it enough, people would jump on board with the idea. No such luck hon!
It also amazes me that she lives in Los Angeles where any bar you walk into has at least 30 women that are more attractive than she will ever be. She must just think that when she's not hit on its because she's too beautiful. Got to love the delusions of reality TV stars!!
10 of 18 | Posted by WTF | Posted on May 4, 2005 10:02 AM
What was with Charlie's pit stains during the day with Sarah B (you could especially see them when they were sitting on the couch)? I know that it's Aruba, but change your shirt for the camera or something!
11 of 18 | Posted by Katie | Posted on May 4, 2005 10:06 AM
You just noticed Sarah B's boobs? What were you looking at. Gotta be a boob job and very tasteful one at that. Hey, she's from Texas. Every woman gets them down there whether they put out or not.
12 of 18 | Posted by Ken | Posted on May 4, 2005 10:18 AM
"smell the desperation between her legs" HA!
Dub did the "laugh to cover up the awkward moment, then look at the camera, then laugh awkwardly again" bit about 500 times too many. Thank god that bitch is gone--yep, I'm a racist.
Here's a tip, Dub. People don't hate you because you're pretty, but because you're an asshole!
Krisily played the "i'm so naive, I've never breathed air before!" part too much. A man likes to show his lady new things, but it gets old. He DID look bored! But when she did her whole, "I would hate to get fucked and never see you again" speech and he still invited her in, you know Dub was going home. Nevertheless, I held my breath while the roses got handed out.
Now, I'm a sweaty person. (Sorry, but it's true.) Even so, I make sure I wipe the drips that are coming off my nose and cheeks, even when I'm at the gym and it's a futile effort! Charlie just sat there, sweatin' through linen, with rivulets of sweat pouring off his face. I know it's TV, but wipe your goddamn face! I was glad to see that Dub looked pretty moist herself, and I don't mean in the bikini bottom.
13 of 18 | Posted by jess | Posted on May 4, 2005 11:14 AM
I was surprised when Charlie picked Krisily. He did seem bored with her, Maybe that over nighter clinched the deal.
Sara Dub is not that beautiful her figure was just a blob. No boobs, no waist, no hips.
Charlie looks like a cartoon character. His pants always hang , like he has no butt. I cannot believe any of these girls are really into him. I'm not.
14 of 18 | Posted by JoyceEllaine | Posted on May 4, 2005 11:43 AM
Why am I still watching the show?
Sarah Dub seemed perfect for Charlie in the beginning, but then she turned into a babbling narcissist...Like, totally.
I wanted to punch her in the like face. And her body is so trunk like, she has no waist, very strange...
I love that they are going to date in the real world before he makes a decision, if he picks white trash Krisily that would be so lame, and what was up with her overcoming her massive claustrophobia condition? Was she hypnotized or something?
I can't believe these whores haven't learned anything about sleeping with the bachelor...Don't do it!!
15 of 18 | Posted by smithie | Posted on May 4, 2005 11:44 AM
Ok, I can't be the only one who wanted to rip Krisily's voice box out for constantly saying "impor-ent"?! WTF?!! She said it about 100 times yet I wanted to punch her in the mouth 200 times! Please, can I get an amen!?
16 of 18 | Posted by DJB | Posted on May 4, 2005 4:14 PM
Amen!
17 of 18 | Posted by mountain girl | Posted on May 4, 2005 7:24 PM
The only good thing about Krisily was that she was greatful for the trip. The Sarah's were acting like they expect nothing less than to be treated like royalty.
18 of 18 | Posted by walkon | Posted on May 6, 2005 4:03 PM