Well he did call out Sarah, but both did not step forward. Instead, they waited and he clarified. "Sarah B," he corrected. Ouch. Sorry Dubya. Receiving the second rose was Krisily. I guess you gotta get somethin' for putting out!

Sarah Dub was none too pleased at having been voted off the island. She kept rambling about how she's such a sweet girl and that she's such a great catch and then went on to bring back the argument that people were mean to her because of her being so beautiful. "There is a huge prejudice and racist..."she claimed. Yes, I just hate that Beautiful race. We really oughta just gather up all those people from the Beautiful race and put them in a gas chamber. In fact, I believe the KKK have added Beautiful people to their list of races to commit hate crimes against. Also, hon, earlier in the episode you just told us that everyone liked you and you didn't know what to do about it?! "If only I had been uglier and less noticeable..."she pined. Oy, get over yourself already!

Next week is the Women Tell All! Then finally, the season finale! Someone put us out of our misery already!

In other news, you can go apply to be on the Bachelor should your little heart desire.

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Comments (18)

moonman:

It really looked like Sarah W gave Charlie a hand job while they were in the water after dinner. Sarah W has seemed skinny this whole season, she is, but when they showed her walking around everything on her jiggled except her boobs (she doesn't have any). Someone needs to tell that girl that going to the gym will help her.

yourmom:

I just loved to watch that conceited bitch cry at the end when the harsh reality hit her; " maybe I'm not as hot as I think I am?". No bitch, you're not. I have a HUGE problem with people who constantly talk about how great they are and how many people like them. Dub-I hope you read this because I just want you to know that NO ONE LIKES YOU!

laska:

I loved the porno music they were playing while Sarah W. and Charlie were in the ocean. Almost as scary as her dual personality (seriously, that's all I can come up with as a stab as to why she can't remember if she's loved or hated) was Sarah B. kissing Charlie. I don't know what drugs he was on, but the images weren't meshing with how he was carrying on about how wonderful the experience was. The Michael Jackson/ Lisa Marie Presley MTV kiss was more believable.

suebee:

I thought Dub said racist. Thanks for including that part for confirmation. She thinks she's in the beautiful race. Could that girl like try to talk without like saying like? I don't think so. And who shows up for a date in a bikini...no shoes, no wrap, nothing? And Charlie, he just shows up in his trunks. Does he think he looks good?

Victoria:

Oprah has been incessantly advertising a show of hers where her design guy, Nate, redecorates a famous Hollywood bachelor pad. So out of morbid curiosity, and because there's nothing else on at one in the morning, I turn it on and the famous bachelor is none other than Jerry O'Connell! Worst tie-in ever! The show was all fluff, but guess what? We got the inside scoop that Charlie really is in love! Plus there were clips from The Bachelor. Imagine that!

BronxNY:

The end of this week's show, when Sarah Dub said people were racist because she's beautiful, was priceless. What a riot! It made up for every excrutiating minute I've spent watching this fiasco.

is2005:

Sarah Dub has got to be the biggest moron to walk this earth.

On the other hand, she lives in a beautiful world. No matter if people dislike her or think she is ugly, she thinks it's because she is beautiful. It's a win win situation for her.

mountain girl:

OK, first. A Paradise Hotel sneak attack? That would be awesome! And you just know that Zack would so throw over Amy for a chance at Sarah W. Really those two are so delusional they'd be perfect for each other.

What was with Sarah W and looking into the camera? Anyone else notice that? And the poor woe-is-me comments. Pul-leeze. Racist? Seriously? Um, Arayan much? I had to laughed maniacally when she didn't get a rose. I guess being basically naked in the water with a guy didn't get you very far, huh?

Of course, Krisily wasn't much better. She was freaking awestruck by everything. "Oh look, a padded chair! Oh look, a tent! Oh, look, the sky!" I was shocked that he gave Krisily the rose simply because he looked so utterly bored during the majority of the date. Maybe she ended up following Nana's advice after all.

Amanda:

Wow, if Sarah Dub's ego was any more inflated, her head might explode.
Racist???? Oh my, I missed that. Can't believe that she isn't even smart enough to know that the word racism means.
I'm amazed someone so dishonest and catty can go on camera and blame people for disliking her because of her looks.
Try being nice to people Big Sarah, maybe then everyone won't think you're such an enormous beeyoch.

WTF:

I always got the feeling that Sarah Dub was trying to convince everyone, including herself, that she was the hottest woman on the planet. Maybe she thought if she said it enough, people would jump on board with the idea. No such luck hon!

It also amazes me that she lives in Los Angeles where any bar you walk into has at least 30 women that are more attractive than she will ever be. She must just think that when she's not hit on its because she's too beautiful. Got to love the delusions of reality TV stars!!

Katie:

What was with Charlie's pit stains during the day with Sarah B (you could especially see them when they were sitting on the couch)? I know that it's Aruba, but change your shirt for the camera or something!

Ken:

You just noticed Sarah B's boobs? What were you looking at. Gotta be a boob job and very tasteful one at that. Hey, she's from Texas. Every woman gets them down there whether they put out or not.

jess:

"smell the desperation between her legs" HA!

Dub did the "laugh to cover up the awkward moment, then look at the camera, then laugh awkwardly again" bit about 500 times too many. Thank god that bitch is gone--yep, I'm a racist.

Here's a tip, Dub. People don't hate you because you're pretty, but because you're an asshole!

Krisily played the "i'm so naive, I've never breathed air before!" part too much. A man likes to show his lady new things, but it gets old. He DID look bored! But when she did her whole, "I would hate to get fucked and never see you again" speech and he still invited her in, you know Dub was going home. Nevertheless, I held my breath while the roses got handed out.

Now, I'm a sweaty person. (Sorry, but it's true.) Even so, I make sure I wipe the drips that are coming off my nose and cheeks, even when I'm at the gym and it's a futile effort! Charlie just sat there, sweatin' through linen, with rivulets of sweat pouring off his face. I know it's TV, but wipe your goddamn face! I was glad to see that Dub looked pretty moist herself, and I don't mean in the bikini bottom.

JoyceEllaine:

I was surprised when Charlie picked Krisily. He did seem bored with her, Maybe that over nighter clinched the deal.
Sara Dub is not that beautiful her figure was just a blob. No boobs, no waist, no hips.
Charlie looks like a cartoon character. His pants always hang , like he has no butt. I cannot believe any of these girls are really into him. I'm not.

smithie:

Why am I still watching the show?
Sarah Dub seemed perfect for Charlie in the beginning, but then she turned into a babbling narcissist...Like, totally.
I wanted to punch her in the like face. And her body is so trunk like, she has no waist, very strange...
I love that they are going to date in the real world before he makes a decision, if he picks white trash Krisily that would be so lame, and what was up with her overcoming her massive claustrophobia condition? Was she hypnotized or something?
I can't believe these whores haven't learned anything about sleeping with the bachelor...Don't do it!!

DJB:

Ok, I can't be the only one who wanted to rip Krisily's voice box out for constantly saying "impor-ent"?! WTF?!! She said it about 100 times yet I wanted to punch her in the mouth 200 times! Please, can I get an amen!?

mountain girl:

Amen!

walkon:

The only good thing about Krisily was that she was greatful for the trip. The Sarah's were acting like they expect nothing less than to be treated like royalty.

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