One of the first issues they addressed was David The Fainter. He's the one who liked to wear tight clothes and who eventually keeled over at the first rose ceremony, remember him? When asked about his lack of circulation to the brian, he responded by saying he had been working out that day and had been cutting carbs out of his diet. "Someone had to take the fall,"he quipped. It was funny but it made no sense. Take the fall for what, David? And also, Atkins was so last year.

Stalker Stu was then placed into the ceremonial "hot seat" to be questioned about being, well, a stalker! This took all of three minutes to address, presumably because Chris feared what might happen to him if he were to push the issue. Stu stated that he just wanted to get to know Jen better. Nowhere in his discussion did he confirm nor deny that he was a stalker. And the survey says, he's still a stalker. If the crazed look in his eyes wasn't enough to tip you off, just watch all those clips that the show rehashed for the purposes of wasting airtime.

Fabrice, who roomed with Stu, was asked what Stu was like. Fabrice made a joke about Stu talking about Jen non-stop until the wee hours of the morning, to which Stu replied, "Well Fabrice tried to climb into my bed at night." Zinger!!

Ryan, who was booted last week, was next to take the stand. He revealed that he and his family were hurt by Jen's comments regarding their love for Thailand. If you recall, Jen bitched about how Ryan's family took no interest in her and how all they could talk about was their recent trip to Thailand. Ryan in turn basically called her shallow and classless. He said it was a two-way street and that Jen did not take any particular interest in his family either. Well, that's because Jen is a self-centered whinebag. Moving on.

Finally it was the moment we were all waiting for. Fabrice. Warming things up was a heated exchange between Frenchy and Josh, the virgin marathon runner. (Heck, if I were a virgin, I'd be running marathons too!) Josh told Fabrice off with the old saying of "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Chris Harrison then chided, "Wow, you're a cliche machine." I bet he was waiting all season to say that!