It's raining men.
Welcome to another super-sized episode of The Bachelorette! Tonight the guys dress up like cowboys, go on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and continue to hen peck one another in a grand romantic attempt to win DeAnna's affection. I've got two hours to wade through so without further adieu, let's get started!
Chris starts us off with another friendly visit to the Bunkhouse, which the guys have dubbed "The Outhouse," but I'm going to keep saying Bunkhouse because it makes me think of them at camp. Chris announces that Paul, Graham and Jeremy will be heading up to the mansion for the next few days since they are the lucky three who received roses last week. Richard is feeling a bit dejected since he used to be in the mansion but now he has to stay at the Bunkhouse in shame. The New Mansion Three join DeAnna at the pool where she awaits their arrival. Here is what she says about her new housemates: She's obviously attracted to Jeremy, she wants to know more about Paul, and Graham is just so freaking hot that she wants him to wander around shirtless for her pleasure. Hmm, if this were the Bachelor, we'd already know who is receiving the final rose. They all frolic in the pool for a while and then we head back down to the Bunkhouse - which, by the way, looks like it was hastily constructed out of cardboard 20 minutes before filming started. The Bunkhouse Boys are complaining about being left behind while Jeremy, Graham and Paul get to laugh it up with DeAnna poolside. The consensus seems to be that the guys don't like or trust Jeremy. Basically boo hoo hoo. Then DeAnna sends the Mansion Three down to the Bunkhouse with a date card!
"Richard, join me for rooftop romance in the City of Angels. Love, DeAnna." Richard is as nervous as a June bride as he remembers that he'll have to pack his bags since this date may end in his speedy departure. DeAnna tells us that Richard is funny and easy to talk to, but tonight she needs to discover if there is a spark. As she descends the Bunkhouse path, The Riddler comments, "Dude, look at her. It's like she has a closet full of perfection. She just walks in there and gets dusted with it." I'm sorry but that is so cheesy. What guy says that? DeAnna fetches Richard and they head downtown to have dinner on the roof of an unnamed "landmark building." Oh yeah, that one. Over dinner DeAnna asks what is the most romantic thing Richard has ever done for a girl. He tells her about a hilltop picnic and then crushes her dreamy idea of shooting stars, telling her they're mostly just space junk burning up in the atmosphere. Ha! My three-year-old nephew could have explained that to her. That's hardly fair, though. He can also explain the physics of the Phoenix Mars Lander - and he's turning four next week.
"Space junk?!"
Back at the Bunkhouse the guys are pretty sure Richard will be getting a rose and then Date Box #2 arrives. Brian, Sean, The Riddler, Graham, Fred, Chef Robert, Twilley, Ron, Paul and Jeremy. "Get along, city slickers. It's time to leave L.A. behind." The important news here? Jason is not invited on the cowboy date and thus will have an open mike to blab about his son, Ty on his one-on-one.
And on the rooftop Richard tells DeAnna that he loves his job (teaching science) but he doesn't make much money, to which DeAnna responds that she doesn't mind working and would like to be with someone who loves his job. The next thing we learn about Richard is that he's never brought a girl home to meet his family. DeAnna is shocked, but I don't think that's too weird. I once dated a guy for almost a year who talked to his parents five times a day and I don't think they knew I existed. Okay so maybe that doesn't justify anything, but instead brings up various other issues... Back to the show! Richard tells us that he's feeling really good about things and he'd like to go in for a kiss. There is an enormous painful moment where you can just feel him wanting to kiss her but all he does is tuck her hair behind her ear while she snickers. That was awkward!
"OMG, he better not kiss me."
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Comments (22)
I was actually really impressed with Jason. He took what could have been a very awkward moment telling her about his son, and made a connection that I think is going to take him quite far in the game - if not to the end.
I agree it was very telling that she had never been with a guy who cared to know about her mother. And now that Jason knows that bit of information, he has something that is (at least in my mind) more real to base a relationship off of. Actual human feelings, rather than the TV Producer generated situations.
I'm so glad Ron is gone...
1 of 22 | Posted by LoneButterfly | Posted on June 6, 2008 5:58 AM
I have to admit, I started crying when DeAnna was telling the story of her mother. My mom is alive and healthy, so I cannot even begin to imagine what she's gone through. Plus I also can't imagine anyone that she's been with not caring to ask about her mom either? I mean...has she ever been in a really serious long-term relationship? I think some guys or really people in general get uncomfortable asking about stuff like that, not that that is an excuse especially not when you are in an intimate relationship.
And Ron, seriously? You told her you woke up this morning and didn't think she was the girl for you?? How could you not expect to be REJECTED after that. Ugh.
2 of 22 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on June 6, 2008 7:48 AM
Great recap, Honey!
I feel the same as you when you say Jason has stepped up his game. My previous top 3 was Jeremy, Richard & Graham, but since Richard got turned into a pumpkin, I think Jason has real potential.
My mom passed only 5 years ago, so I know it has to be so devastating to lose your mom at such a young age. Most guys will only say 'Im sorry' when you tell them, but it was so sweet of Jason to dig a little deeper.
I also think Fred is cute, but he's not going to last too much longer unless he continues with the sweet nothings.
Ron was a jealous, arrogant punk and Im glad he got put out.
3 of 22 | Posted by lexxi1129 | Posted on June 6, 2008 8:40 AM
Great recap.
I don't watch this show. But your recaps are hilarious.
4 of 22 | Posted by LisaMay | Posted on June 6, 2008 9:20 AM
Jason - Please stop putting ur hands on DeAnna's face when you kiss her
Graham - most awkward kiss EVER!
Star naming - would've been sweet if the producers hadn't done it in advance, and DeAnna took credit for it
5 of 22 | Posted by aidnnme | Posted on June 6, 2008 10:17 AM
ARGH!!! 2 hours is WAAAAYYYY too much on this poo!!!! Oh well, great recap Honey! Ron was a creep, sans mullet aint helpin' (and if that's Ron's handywork, try some clippers, Dude!) Jason was better, but there's something, Stubble's gonna run for the hills, it's crystal clear, and I'm not blinded by his reputed beauty. More Fred is fine by me--not sure what I think of Jeremy, and cheffy is dull . . . but Honey, what . . . no screengrab of the the package shot?! Am I the only ho who wanted to see that in still form!?
6 of 22 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on June 6, 2008 11:55 AM
Hi! I cheered from my couch when Ron said, "DeAnna didn't reject me. She just chose other guys." Way to have a healthy ego, Ron!! I'm not being sarcastic, either! Also, way to go Ron for not rushing to big D's "aid" when she pretended to have a bad fall off the fake bull. I wondn't have fallen for that fake bull, either!!
7 of 22 | Posted by User Name | Posted on June 6, 2008 1:08 PM
Hey y'all! that last comment was from me -- don't know why it came up as User Name. I screwed up somehow! (also spelled "wouldn't" wrong!)
As to HG's query of who'll go next ... I'll go with Twilley & Brian (Twilley b/c he seems kinda freaky - not in a good way), and Brian b/c he hasn't gotten much air time.
Until next time!
8 of 22 | Posted by C MacKenzie | Posted on June 6, 2008 1:22 PM
Love your recaps Honey G!
Wow, that Ragin' Ron was a weirdo!
I wonder what was wrong with Clark Kent - you never really could tell from the footage, but she was like see ya later. I too thought it was strange that he was excited about the pumpkin carriage. Maybe I just answered my own question.
I so wanted to know who Ellen D. was referring to when pointing at the photos and saying 'he's not going to be around much longer'. That was funny. It must have been, Mullet, Maple Leaf, or Twilly.
Have I not been telling you all along that Jason is the winner! He's better, but I'm still not getting him (yet).
Looking so forward to seeing what her hissy fit is all about.
I'm not digging any of these dudes. I have to agree the best one is probably Fred so far. His accent reminds me of The Blues Brothers. Jeremy, Jason and Graham are still seeming a bit off to me.
I have to say that I do enjoy the Bachelorette series better than The Bachelor series. Does anyone agree? I think it may be because I enjoy the non-shrieking by all those bimbos.
9 of 22 | Posted by bitchristine | Posted on June 6, 2008 8:18 PM
Probably a gender thing...it's easier for me to put myself in the bachelor's position, having to choose from among all those beauties (happens all the time...).
Absolutely can't put myself in the position of a guy vying for the attention of a girl I wouldn't normally have any (romantic) interest in.
But then, I only watch these shows because I've always loved a good freak show (and the real ones are hard to find these days. What do pinheads do for a living these days?).
As for the rest:
Ron is either a Scientologist, or has gone through years of psycho-therapy (probably for abusing his ex-wife? Or maybe it was her who kicked his ego to shreds?)
Jason is just too smarmy to be real. Not much passion in that kiss of theirs. And besides, if you have to ask for the kiss, then it's just not happenin'.
Fred...I'm just waiting for him to say the word 'sausage' (I lived in Chicago and I miss me my saysiges).
10 of 22 | Posted by itchy | Posted on June 7, 2008 12:54 AM
Itchy I beg to differ - guys who ask for the kiss are usually the respectful, gentle ones and I much prefer being asked to being mauled. If they ask and I dont want it, I say yes, offer my cheek and they get the hint. Just because a guy is good enough to ask doesnt mean the chemistry isnt burning brightly.
11 of 22 | Posted by Spring | Posted on June 7, 2008 1:21 AM
I like the bachelorette much better--I think the women tend to be more emotionally connected to "the process."
DeAnna is growing on me, too. I forgot that she lost her Mother...Her explanation of having to keep her emotions hidden and "be strong," makes me understand her weird blunted affect (which had always, in the past, bugged me).
I lost my precious Mom 3 years ago to ovarian cancer. I feel for those that lose their Moms..it's the most devastating thing in the world.
12 of 22 | Posted by dani2526 | Posted on June 7, 2008 2:02 PM
Spring, I see your point...I suppose a lot of guys operate pretty aggressively. I guess I'm a different kind of guy-- I've never asked, because the only time I've tried to kiss someone was when I was quite certain she wanted me to do so (or she kissed me first, after she finally got tired of waiting for me to make the move...).
Which is what I meant, if Jason wasn't feeling it enough to have to ask, then she didn't really want it (and that kiss didn't exactly set the world on fire...)
13 of 22 | Posted by itchy | Posted on June 7, 2008 3:06 PM
"Timmy" - Priceless!!!
14 of 22 | Posted by kdfinjpn | Posted on June 7, 2008 11:16 PM
Thanks for the Blues Brother comment BChristine. Thats exactly what I think of when I see Fred - Dan Akroyd and the heavy C-town accent.
I love this show and since I have never seen it (or The Bachelor) before, I am mesmerized by the whole process. 11 guys in Boxer shorts, Take your pick. I could learn to live with that...
Brian is adorable as is Fred, Jesse and Jason. Robert I still havent figured out but I did notice his manboobs at the baseball field so the jury is still out. Graham has issues and needs to eat some carbs. Richard was one of my top picks but maybe he'd make the next great Bachelor. There was just something about him.
Once a mullet head, always a mullet head and well Jeremy does have something missing but Ron WAS a douche and needed to be sent home. I am sure NO ONE rejects him there.
15 of 22 | Posted by jelliepair | Posted on June 7, 2008 11:21 PM
I agree with so many of the comments here. DeAnna's emotional walls, Jason's awkwardness (but what kind of mother leaves her baby before his 1st birthday!@? jiminy christmas..), Fred's cuteness, Twilley's inexplicable still-thereness... I love you guys.
I had a date with a guy sorta like Ron once. (Note use of word once.)
16 of 22 | Posted by Memememe | Posted on June 8, 2008 5:09 PM
I get that Ron was creepy and all that, but he missed his chance to tell DeAnna what Jeremy did to stir everyone up against him (interrupting someone else's alone time for some of his own pre-rose-ceremony after already securing a rose), because she certainly would not have stood for that when she was on the other side of things.
17 of 22 | Posted by EZ Rider | Posted on June 9, 2008 12:42 PM
BYE RON!!!!
i was a bit sad to see Richard go. I knew from the beginning that he didn't stand a chance, but he was still so nice. Boring, but nice. haha I guess DeAnna hasn't learned yet that you ALWAYS go for the nerds, they'll never cheat! haha
18 of 22 | Posted by laurafraley01 | Posted on June 9, 2008 11:51 PM
OK, running a little late here on the commentary. I know this is mainly due to editing, but I just loved the part when Ron told Deanna "I can be fun..." and then just sat there. "I can be fun, and earnest, and intense, but still fun...always fun". What a schmuck.
19 of 22 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on June 10, 2008 4:29 AM
Also, Fred...love him! It took me forever to figure out who he reminded me of, and then I finally realized - Jason Bateman - especially in the Dodgeball era.
20 of 22 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on June 10, 2008 4:31 AM
I'm sorry but these guys are all Losers. They dissed the Bachelorette on national TV at the BBQ. What a bunch of jerks and losers. That was deplorable. How bout that guy who wears his ballcap backwards? Oh Yeah, he's marriage material! What is he 19?! The face scruffy went out in the 90's and the only losers who wear their ballcap backwards are college frat boys and High School wannabees. I say get rid of the whole lot and get some guys who want to committ and be involved in a serious relationship. Man what a bunch of losers!!!
21 of 22 | Posted by Patrick | Posted on June 10, 2008 8:23 PM
Anyone who wears his ballcap backwards is a LOSER!!!
22 of 22 | Posted by patrick | Posted on June 10, 2008 8:27 PM