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This week on The Shitty: Whit, Rox, and Sam head out to The Hamptons to party it up white-people-only-style; Olivia once again half-asses her job -- wait, that's not even accurate, she quarter-asses it -- and Erin once again has to pick up the slack. But this time, Zee is involved. And Erin pretty much sums up my feelings with this look:
This week on The Shitty: Waspy brings his d-bag of a dad on a date with Whitney. Their second date. Roxy and Olivia work together on a project. Well, Roxy works, at least. And Jay returns. Wheeeeeee.
Continue reading "The City: The City: Freddy Fackelmayer's Father and the Photography Fiasco" »
This week on The Shitty: In what is the most boring episode of this show I've ever seen, which for this show, is saying A LOT -- Whit meets the WASPiest guy of the entire WASP history; and Olivia and Erin go to a party and Erin yells at Olivia for possibly no reason. That's it. Seriously.
What're you doin'?
Nothin. What are you doin'?
Nothin'.
Glad we talked.
Continue reading "The City: The City: Attack of the WASPiest WASP in WASPdom" »
This week on The Shitty: Houses of fashion fly by as Olivia is on the case to get some accessories for an Elle shoot; Whitney shows her fashion sketches to Kelly and then goes behind her back on Roxy's suggestion, causing an epic, bi-polar tirade that only the likes of Kelly Cutrone can pull off.
Never trust a girl with this shiny of a face.
Continue reading "The City: The City: Fashion Whiplash, Fashion Backlash" »
This week on The Shitty: Olivia has to buy black market knock-off handbags like some disgusting regular person; Roxy pisses off The Beast in Black - Kelly Cutrone; and Whitney has apparently been downgraded to supporting actress.
Hey, who Dana Delaney'ed Whit?!?!
Continue reading "The City: The City: Cutrone Giveth, and Cutrone Bitch Slapeth Away" »
Tonight on The Shitty: Whitney has a new (and yet old) friend who may or may not be just in it for the attention; Olivia gets a job at Elle and throws a patented Fly Off the Handle Olivia Hissy Fit on her first day; Whit decides to start her own fashion line; and Jay, Erin from last year, and Adam are out.
Wasn't this guy on Stylista? And doesn't that mean he should be banned from ever being on TV again? No. No it does not.
Continue reading "The City: The City: Don't You Dare Call It Season 2!" »
Tonight, on the finale of The Shitty: Adam confronts Erin at work (regarding Allie); both Olivia and Whit are up for a great job opportunity in London; Olivia sucks throughout (what else could we expect); Whit seeks advice from a certain California lady; and the unthinkable happens: Whit totally grows a pair.
Whit? Is this really you? Cuz this is the most you've ever spoken ever.
Continue reading "The City: The City: R-E-S-P-E-C-T. S-O-R-T-O-F." »
Tonight on The Shitty: Jay tells Whit about his upcoming tour, which has bad repercussions; Whit completely outshines Olivia at a presentation. That's it. Just two little plots this week.
I'm gonna miss that balcony.
Continue reading "The City: The City: A Multipletude of Badness" »
Tonight on The Shitty: Whit-Whit has a horrible week: first she gets screwed over by Olivia at work, then she doesn't get screwed at all from Jay when she gets home, because Jay may or may not be screwing someone else, whose name rhymes with Banielle. That's pretty much the ep, although Allie moves in with Erin or something. And also, Jay becomes a complete asshole.
So let's get married.
This time on The Shitty: The gang heads to Miami, where Jay runs into an ex, causing tension (mild tension) with Whitney; Allie acts unstable like always and she and Adam come to an impasse; and Olivia isn't in this episode at all! Mwahahahahaha!
Kiss!
Continue reading "The City: The City: Different Town, Same Meh" »