Okay...so I'm a jackass. I thought that this was the last episode because they went to Vegas and there were only three guys left. It didn't happen that way and now I am a little concerned for my mental well-being and the fate of this country. This week, Stacey takes the remaining three guys to Vegas because that's where all good decisions are made. The show doesn't waste anytime. We immediately go to a racetrack in Parhump, NV where Stacey will have her first Vegas date. The producers couldn't have found a more apropos location for this activity.

Posted by L Boogie at 9:30 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

If this was a show where I even slightly believed that Stacey would end up with one of her suitors, I'd care. It is quite clear however, that she will not end up with any of them long term and thus I am subjected to images like these for no reason.

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Vivica is the most impatient host in dating show history. Every week she calls the guys out and it's always like "Hurry up guys" or "Come on fellas, we don't have all day" or "Get your asses down here, I was in Independence Day and now I'm a game show host dammit!" You can totally tell that she wants to get the day over with so she can go home to do more important things.

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How much you wanna bet Stacey's gonna send David home tonight? I'm putting one real dollar on this one. I just had to get that out. Apparently last week's talent show just wasn't enough to convince Stacey of the guys' value as human beings so this week they have to serenade Stacey. Am I watching The Cougar or Making the Band? Seriously. A goofy ass song won't tell Stacey anything about the guys that she doesn't already know. It does however, give us a chance to give our cougar a cool nickname.

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This week on The Cougar, Stacey says she will be separating the boys from the men. Clearly Stacey has not evaluated the group of guys she's assembled here. There's a 9:3 men to boys ratio in this group. The only way she can determine these guys' manliness is through a talent show. You can so tell this show is being run by a PTA mom. I bet the next challenge will be a square dance in the gym. Or maybe the guys will have to set up a hotline so they can give advice to teenagers. Perhaps they'll form a choir just to win a trip to Hawaii. Oh sorry, that was the third season of Saved by the Bell. This show is much more scripted.

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It is Week 2 of The Cougar! Let me just take a moment to add that to the "List of Phrases I Never Thought I'd Say." Stacey managed to live through the what she calls "the wildest night" of her life. Wow. The only thing that was wild about it was her repeated exposure to about 15 strains of the mono virus. I can't wait to see Stacey's botox-ed face react to the combination of antibiotics and champagne.

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The Cougar exists solely because it can. Seriously. In the opening sequence the announcer says that if men can date outside of the boundaries of reality, so can women. This episode we'll meet our cougar, our host, 20 single pubescent boys and one kick ass ukulele.

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