TV Land literally went to commercial for a minute and a half. WTF! They are on fire tonight. I hope this means that there's tons of drama they've crammed in here. For the record, Stacey has picked 5 of the most unattractive men to go on this date to the skating rink and one of the five will be sent home right after the date. No pressure fellas. Adam takes Stacey to get a drink in between skating and she says that she hasn't figured him out yet. He seems to joke a lot and he says that it's tough to be in his position. Yes Adam. A whole 18 hours in this hell hole. She just doesn't get it!
Tom is next and says he's never dated older women and he's only dated 19 and 20 year old girls. Did I call it or what? He's totally setting himself up to be sent home. Telling a 40 year old woman that you've only dated high school seniors is not a good look. Travis interrupts Tom's conversation and it's clear that Stacey really likes him but I don't know why.
Colt and Adam have a conversation at the rink and Colt asks if he thinks the best twin was sent home. Adam gets all defensive and says that Colt is at the bottom of the bunch. Colt takes this as verification of his intimidation factor. Stacey immediately comes to the same conclusion and says that Colt has great style. Lasik surgery takes like 5 minutes. I'm just putting it out there. Then they kiss, tongue and all. Stacey makes her way over to the guys and they are all quiet. Travis tells her that they were upset to see her kissing Colt.
Stacey has to send one guy home and I'm putting ten imaginary bucks on Tom. I'm typing this live so let's see if I'm right. She's doing the kissing elimination thing again! This is so f'ing gross. And at a skating rink too! Ok she called up Tom and...she gives hm the cheek. I am the Master of the Universe! I knew that idiot was digging his grave but something tells me that he won't mind going home to his 19 year old college girls.
After the next 30-second commercial we have a second challenge for the guys. We are going full speed ahead tonight! The board of health must have gotten word of the unsanitary elimination method and called for a speedy end to this germfest. Vivica announces that today is Stacey's birthday and she is turning 40. The guys are shocked and then agree that she looks good for her age. Boys, everyone would look great if their forehead didn't move. I suppose.
Then we all get a surprise. Stacey's friends Mici and Kelly are there for her birthday! Jim says that her friends are old and next thing you know, he'll be doing needlepoint. That's not a far cry considering that Stacey's sipping ovaltine. Another wild and crazy night Stacey?
I am loving Jim's ignorant ass by the way. Vivica announces that the guys get to go shopping for Stacey's birthday and the guy who buys the best gift, will win a solo date. Mici and Kelly are the definitive suburban soccer mom and closeted gay dad. They ask Stacey what the guys said about the kids but she reveals that they don't know because they haven't asked. Stacey mentions that her oldest is the same age as some of these guys. At least that puts her daughter out of Tom's 19-20 age range. The guys come back to the house and are gathered like a 2nd grade show and tell.
JD wrote out that crappy poem he recited last week. The next dude, Johnny, thumb wrestles Stacey. Austin buys massage produts which is a little presumptuous. Jon from Jersey (my hometown) gives her a leather bound journal. Jim likes this idea.
Marine Ryan gives her a dollar store Asian necklace, "I hate old people" Jim gives her a candleholder.
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Comments (8)
I absolutely love to hate this show.
Your recap makes it even better.
From the first episode when she told the twin "I was going to give you the cheek anyway" I had a feeling that unlike the other shows in this genre it looks like the "prize" might be edited to look like a booby prize and the folks that signed up for this may just come out looking better.
Hoping so.
TC,R
1 of 8 | Posted by Robinez | Posted on April 24, 2009 10:16 PM
i am annoyed by stacey's immobile forehead as well. i think she should just pick jon from jersey and be done with it. none of the other dudes seem anywhere near mature enough to handle her and her 4 kids. please keep recapping b/c i can't stop watching this mess now!
2 of 8 | Posted by popeyelou | Posted on April 25, 2009 2:08 PM
It's LBoogie ya'll (wiki wiki wik) - Sorry, I really miss Lauryn Hill.
You actually forced me to re-register so I could post, that's how much I'm enjoying the recaps.
Coincidentally, whilst I was reading the recap last night, a rerun of the show came on TVLand. I kept the show on mute but I left it on so I would know who u were talking about.
My favourite part was how u captured her reaction to Kai's gift presentation: "Did u steal this? Please don't kill me!" I laughed for 5 minutes straight.
Keep up the great work.
3 of 8 | Posted by bdos88 | Posted on April 25, 2009 3:31 PM
I'm so glad you're enjoying them. Glad I'm not the only one who caught her facial expression on Kai's gift!
4 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:08 PM
popeyelou:
Jon is the only one (that they've featured so far) who seems mature but he did get a little nervous with that 4 kid thing. I think it might be a deal breaker. And don't worry, I'm gonna follow this sucker through to the end.
5 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:11 PM
Robinez:
Thanks for reading! Isn't this THE best waste of time on a Wednesday night? You might be onto something with your theory. I guess we'll find out soon enough....
6 of 8 | Posted by L Boogie
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Posted on April 25, 2009 6:22 PM
L Boogie, I love ur recaps. I've been a reader since first season of Laguna Beach and have been here ever since. I've read many recappers but since B-Side few have made me laugh like u and Cherrie. Yenta's Housewifes recapps are pretty awesome too. But LOL are u and Cherrie.
C'mon...the screen cap "so you could've had one less kid" That's effin awful but funny as hell!!!!!
I don't even watch this shit show but I'll continue reading.
7 of 8 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on April 26, 2009 9:42 AM
Wow, such a low budget show. It's obvious that the guys have absolutely NO interest in Stacy and are there just to get drunk and hang out. As I said before, the only winner is the twin that took himself out of the and didn't have to kiss that bo-toxic old hag!
8 of 8 | Posted by steph | Posted on April 27, 2009 6:52 PM